Devonian Stone

@devonianstone.bsky.social

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cishet [pronounced "si-shay"], he him, drummer, sparklebrain, attorney-ish, fur-adjacent, sparklebrain, horseless, semi-rural, too old to date you probably, sparklebrain, strong divorced-dad vibes pfp: "hi trans i'm dad" on trans pride stripes

ukmto incident 28082035 22 July 2026 UKMTO WARNING 095-26 - ATTACK Report Date: 22 Jul 2026 Report Time: 2000 UTC Issue Date: 22 Jul 2026 Source: Master UKMTO has received a report of an incident 70NM southwest of AL SHUQAIQ, Saudi Arabia. The Master of a tanker reports being struck by an unknown projectile which has caused a fire onboard that the crew are currently fighting. There are no reported casualties and no environmental impact. Authorities are investigating. Vessels are advised to transit with caution and report any suspicious activity to UKMTO
gurney halleck in dune one saying BRUTAL
the famous meme of text messages saying i ain’t reading all that i'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened but with editing marks to change it to say "i aint reading that font"
a group of good old boys sheriffs all wearing the same cowboy hat standing very confused behind an empty LECTERN after paxton fled questions & abandon them in the video below
hard to tell, but under all the detritus and mess if a ricky creek bed, there is a fossilized prototaxites stump right there. it's huge.
the whitehouse spokesperson holding up a big sheet of paper that says RIGHT HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF
Niel the sealion with zod's henchpeople from the 80s superman movie [looking at those bollards]
the whitehouse spokesperson at the lectern holding up a big sheet of paper that says RIGHT HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF
an adorable opposum in a plastic residential garbage bin, un a plastic garbage bag like a sleeping bag, looking towards the viewer with a foil pan of food in front of them
two white plates on my green kitchen counter with salads as described. they have red onion and sliced egg and a pile of croutons off to the side
Obi-Wan sitting in the millennium falcon with a distressed expression and captioned as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror
topcat popping out of count binface's bin, with jimothy added to look like the count is holding him in one of his upraised hands
an image of jimothy the celebrity racoon, cut out and photoshopped badly with a wavy blue-purple trippy background and words in a similar palette saying "so anyway, i started blasting" and jimothy is holding an oversized revolver
two glass pasta bowls in my green kitchen counter loaded with a colorful pasta dish: thick cavatelli, seared shrimp, roasted tomatoes, fresh herbs, a little flaked parmesan, and buttery garlic goodness
the sardaukar priest chanting in the dune 1 movie, badly photoshopped to be standing behind the big gray portable lectern that looks a lot like the one the priest was behind in the movie
air quality index from my weather app showing 307 HAZARDOUS and in the marion zone past purple. it has an emoji of a distressed face with a respirator mask on.
a reporter for telegraph uk saying absolutely fucking not
a cliff face seem from straight on with layers of sandstone of various thickness, one of which has a partial clam-shell shape
king charles iii in his finest golden regalia looking drained and unhappy, with a word balloon to the skeet below
a strange slightly anthropomorphic sea lion thing, all gray with anfloppy snout and its hands folded over a rolly belly, badly edited to be holding a sign that says "donald dump" and surrounded with purple writing in a circle "democrats hitting back"
a burrito sliced open diagonally on a white plate showing its yummy insides and topped with fire-roastes tomatoes and drizzles of sour cream and light green cilantro sauce
a blurry black cat hissing and showing fangs with a reddish background
nelson from the Simpsons pointing and laughing
two jumbo jalapeno cheddar hot dogs [deitz & watson] on skewers, and two extra thick slices of bacon also on skewers, diagonally across the coals in my oxygen-tank grill
a reporter for telegraph uk saying absolutely fucking not
two white plates with rectangular omelettes with fillings peeking out the end and dust with some pepper and paprika, each with sliced toast on the side, sitting on the green countertop in my kitchen
the skeet above with 69 likes
a portrait of aethelred the unready, king of england during many viking invasions, with a word baloon to the skeet below
count binface, an alien character with a tall cylindrical head
a big action noise bubble like in a comic but instead of pow or bam it says pausa de masturbación
a 3d recreation of a late neolithic warrior from ~4k ya, reconstructed from remains found in siberia in 2004. the warrior wears a knee-length tunic and plated bone armor. they carry a small bow and arrows. they have a body-length bone plate shield shown worn on the warrior's back providing cover to the top of the head behind, and also carried in front. that's all.
A ruSSian propagandon, Romanov, describes a new tactic used by Ukrainian forces: “The enemy is using new formats of infantry group operations. Single vehicle movements and columns are still encountered, and sometimes operations of this type are successful. However, thanks to dense vegetation, enemy personnel are increasingly moving light and infiltrating positions in small groups as covertly as possible. Due to the capabilities of the Ukrainian Armed Forces in the field of aerial logistics, assault tactics have naturally evolved. Personnel move through the kill zone carrying only light equipment, while their supplies are delivered by air. Let me explain: this is not some rundown position where they simply drop food and medical supplies. This is a fresh assault group receiving body armor, ammunition, drones, heavy weapons, Starlinks, and other equipment delivered by a ‘Baba Yaga’ drone. After receiving everything necessary, the fighters make their push. Moreover, the assault is effective because they do not have to carry all their gear on their backs for dozens of kilometers. A natural transformation of logistics has taken place. It has not disappeared — it has moved into the air. Individual operations have evolved into a supply system. The enemy’s dominance in the air has not only complicated our logistics, but now our assaults can unexpectedly encounter a heavy machine gun or a well-equipped group with anti-tank weapons in places where previously there were only exhausted soldiers with rifles and minimal ammunition.”
an email confirming my amazon review of a "screamin sicilian" brand frozen pizza, as follows: Your review Screamin Sicilian Pizza Co, Supremus Maximus Supreme Pizza, 25 Ounce my pizza has no mouth and it must scream spooky, won't stop screaming See your full review. Keep it up! Your opinion matters!
the bed of a shallow rocky creek with a round impression in a partial curved cone. inside the curve are matching layers of stone partially occupying the space. sample b is the leftmost hunk of the inside rock.
the skeet above with 69 likes
nelson from the Simpsons pointing towards the lower right and laughing, with the words LOOK AT THIS LOSER USING THEIR BRAIN
a sedimentary stone partly wetted to show features, that has an irregular mounded shape with slight banding roughly perpendicular to the crests of the mounding
two views of a rock formation in a shallow creek: this is a close-up showing nesting curved layers of rock as preserved growth rings might appear
two very unhappy looking children squeezed into the same large shirt that says "our get along shirt"
an old timey victorian sceance in b&w
a painting of the Buddha sitting under a tree and speaking to students, with a speech bubble for the skeet below
gurney halleck saying brutal
star wars fighter pilot: "the guns. they've stopped."
a digital microscope with a square ot rock on the platform and the screen showing a low-mag view with prominent layering that wure looks like a growth ring pattern
a brand new digital microscope and lapidary bench tool for cutting and polishing rocks, on the carpeted floor in front of a tv stand that is currently holding several specimen rocks from the forest of prototaxites daisyi
another picture of a swirly mounded omelette that has some fried rice peeking out where a swirl has spli open a tiny bit. it is surrounded by a moat of au jus and green onions, dusted with some black pepper.
a clip of the portion if the video below of a mortar going off in someone's face looped in slowing speeds
the "kneel before zod" scene from the old superman movie but zod is replaced with niel
donald trump on a Whitehouse balcony next to melania, staring directly at the sun during an eclipse with no eye protection
a speech bubble for the skeet below coming from marlon brando as col. kurtz in apocalypse now
kylo ren yelling and the word MOAR! is in a huge jangley font across the whole image
Leonard Shelby (Guy Pearce) on the phone in Memento
a small white child licking a window
from inside a minivan driving around a shopping center parking lot as the brakes sing like the sirens trying to bring odysseus to the rocks
the famous katie hopkins selfie tweet "this is how it feels to be a white feminist woman" with a bullseye on her forehead, and the reply "i actually love this metaphor because it's a fake target and you've put it yhere yourself"
a woman in a hospital gown facing away from the viewer on the lawn of a hospital near a parking lot, looking at the full moon in the hazy night sky above the building
the picture above tilted aid over with a goofy kid face with googly eyes on their eyelids, a question mark over the guy's head, with bug red words "have we reached the END of YOUTUBE reaction videos?"