Owlbear Camus

@devorum.bsky.social

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A cute tabbyco sits on a blue blanket getting pets
A annoyed calico cat with beautiful yellow-green eyes stares at me from a carrier like she didn't just cost me $400.
A 6 month old Tuxedo cat stands on my concrete driveway, vaguely screaming at me
An adult cat, grey and white, lounges on a stoop and lets two kittens, a mostly white one named Bianca and a Tuxedo named Emma, stalk him while he chats with them.
A tuxedo kitten, Bianca, sits stop a playpen under a table, looking at the camera. Her Void sister is balancing on a support strut to her left.
Two kittens, one void and one tuxedo with a cute little mustache are chilling in a waterproof enclosure, having just woken up.
A tuxedo kitten named Stripe for the white stripe on his back is standing on a time patio, relieved to be home.
5 cats, viewed through a screen. 4 kittens, three tuxedo and one void, with their tuxedo mother. One Tuxedo has a white stripe. His name was Stripe.
Four kittens wander around on a tiled patio. One is a tuxedo with a white blaze on his back, and he has his fur up to show me how big and scary he is. His sister, almost completely white except her ears and a spot or two, comes over to see what he's up to. The other two, another tuxedo and a void, are busy inspecting my flip flops.
Four kittens are in a pink playpen with mesh walls. Three tuxedo, one full void. One of the tuxedos, a female we call Miss Mustache, hops cutely out of the opening to investigate me.
A tuxedo kitten, nine days old, stands on a teal towel in a carrier. It's three siblings, one void and two more tuxedos, lie behind it.
A screenshot of Bluesky posts, the first bring a Will Stancil post commenting on an article written about him, followed by Cait saying she will never read a Verge article...which happens to be the article Will is referencing.
Dr. Manhattan saying "nah" and exploding a Blue MAGA nerd demanding we vote for Newsom.
Nine cats are pictured, lounging, eating, and walking in a tiled entryway. There's three gray tabbies (Flash, Octavia, and Tony Wobbles who has cerebellar hypoplasia), two tuxedo (Gabriella and Enrique), one gray and white (Marshmallow, son of Gabby and brother of Ricky), two tabbyco (Isabelle and Cassandra), and one calico (Adelaide the Hellbeast).
A tabbyco cat lies in a hammock, staring up at the camera with big, green eyes. She has a grey tabby kitten, approximately 4 months old, laying on top of her, and she seems very resigned to her fate.
A group of men pretending to be tech bros frolic through a green space, fantasizing about turning it into a server farm, oppressing poor people, and building a strip mall.
Jordan Peterson, one of the worlds greatest losers and all-around five-star dweeb, sitting in a brown chair while wearing an ill-fitting suit jacket that is black, orange, yellow, and an orangey-red. The colors are splashed across the jacket as if a 13th century court jester had vomited them them out onto the cloth.
A gray and white cat with his tongue out sits stop a smaller tabby kitten in a beige cat hammock.
A young man with a mullet tells the T1000, dressed as a cop, they he doesn't know the person in a photograph despite being good friends with that person because we don't snitch.
A young man with a mullet tells the T1000, dressed as a cop, they he doesn't know the person in a photograph despite being good friends with that person because we don't snitch.
A bald man making a facial expression like the Comedy mask except he's also about to cry.
A chunky, fluffy white cat with light orange coloring and blue eyes is on his side, one paw raised in warning. A flashlight beam highlights his upper body and face, leaving the rest in shadow with a large silhouette on the wall behind him.
A screenshot of a Tweet in which Naomi Wolf is saying "No! No!!".
A scene from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, with Napoleon standing before a map.
A fluffy white cat sits stop a brown scratching post, staring imperiously into the camera.
SEC. 2. ø50 U.S.C. 1541¿ (a) It is the purpose of this joint reso- lution to fulfill the intent of the framers of the Constitution of the United States and insure that the collective judgment of both the Congress and the President will apply to the introduction of United States Armed Forces into hostilities, or into situations where immi- nent involvement in hostilities is clearly indicated by the cir- cumstances, and to the continued use of such forces in hostilities or in such situations. (b) Under article I, section 8, of the Constitution, it is specifi- cally provided that the Congress shall have the power to make all laws necessary and proper for carrying into execution, not only its own powers but also all other powers vested by the Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any department or offi- cer thereof. (c) The constitutional powers of the President as Commander- in-Chief to introduce United States Armed Forces into hostilities, or into situations where imminent involvement in hostilities is clearly indicated by the circumstances, are exercised only pursuant to (1) a declaration of war, (2) specific statutory authorization, or (3) a national emergency created by attack upon the United States, its territories or possessions, or its armed forces.
An animated gif showing a person getting hit by a disintegration bean, reducing them to dust.
A two month old tabby kitten playfully wrestles with a tabbyco cat on a blue blanket.
A small tabby kitten is wrapped up in a green plaid blanket on a chair, eyes closed because he he is sleeping very hard.
The character Yogurt from Spaceballs, an elderly alien with wrinkled gold skin, holds up a shirt that says "Spaceballs". Text at the bottom of the image reads "merchandising!".
An arm slowly lowers into molten steel as the hand forms a thumbs up
A tabbyco cat lounges stop a case of paints
A red and Blue Votann Warrior miniature holds aloft an orange power sword with a cluttered painting desk in the background.
A grey and white cat is lying in a white cat bed, looking up at the camera.
A fluffy white cat with yellow eyes sits atop a cat tree and stares judgingly at the camera.
An old Twitter post refuting the idea that Charlie Brown had hoes.
Anakin tells Padme they might need to filibuster. When she asks if he'll use it when needed, he just stares at her blankly. She asks him "wtf".
A Calico cat is lying on my lap, looking up at my camera. She has green eyes and is very pretty (as are all cats).
A tabbyco kitten lies on a couch, staring up toward the camera with wide, round eyes. most of her face in shadow.
A beautiful, mostly sweet, only a little bitty, Calico cat is laying on the lap of a man wearing black and gray flannel pants.
The Silent King, a robotic overlord, stands on his dais and confronts five Rubric Marines.
A 9 month old Calico kitten wearing an orange slice cone is lying, fully stretched out, on a beige couch, staring up at me while I take her picture.