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Game Dev Kinda | Former FGC TO Ace/Aro Spectrum | Polysexual | He/Him Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️ ✊ Union Strong Fuck America 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 Free Palestine

Tuvix from Star Trek: Voyager
Jeff Gerstmann with a crudely drawn speech bubble implying he said the quoted tweet.
An old Michelin advertisement showing Bibendum (or "The Michelin Man" if you're uncultured) making a toast to other people made of tires. Bibendum's glass is full of nails, horseshoes, needles, and, well, glass. The poster says "Nunc est Bibendum!! c'est - à - dire: 'À Votre Santé Le Pneu Michelin Boit L'Obstacle!.'" A rough translation being: Now is Bibendum!! That is to say: 'To your health! The Michelin tire drinks up the obstacle!' The other tire people, implied to be competitors, are all flattened and popped.
Senator Armstrong from the game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (2013). He is standing over the main character Raiden (off camera), grinding his boot into him while saying: "The weak be purged, and the strongest will thrive --" Revengeance is known for blowing up American conservatism to cartoonish levels of villainy.... except it reads as prophetic to everything America has become since 2016. Armstrong's next line in his villain speech? "They'll make America Great Again!" I shit you not.
Kratos sitting on a throne. text that says "No physical games? Then no PS6".
Still from Futurama, where Lrrr says to his wife Ndnd: "This is ancient Earth's most foolish program. Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply EAT the other five?!"
Half-Life
A Genius lyric card with a soccer chant from Australian fans. The lyrics are: "Aussie boys, we're on a bender Donald Trump is a sex offender"
Matthew McConaughey smoking really intensely meme.
"TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS"
Art from Rakdos, the Showstopper with ba crudely drawn speech bubble, implying he is saying the quoted post. Joke explanation: Rakdos is a character in Magic the Gathering. He is a giant demon that is the head of The Cult of Rakdos, one of the 10 guilds that run the plane of Ravnica. The Cult of Rakdos are in charge of entertainment and basically the service industry. These include giant sadistic circus-like shiws where the audience's safety is not guaranteed (and in fact is guaranteed to be in danger).
9 STEAM GAMES I WANT TO SPREAD Young Souls Bleed 2 (and Bleed 1) Crossniq+ Beast Breaker Samurai Gunn (and Samurai Gunn 2) Escape Goat 2 (and Escape Goat 1) Coin Crypt Little Hellions Get in the Car, Loser!
The Amazing Digital Circus logo but it instead says "That's the one in Fortnite, right?"
M&M advertisement with the slogan: "Melts in your mouth, not in your hands"
The scene in The Matrix where Morpheus asks an out-of-breath Neo "Do you think that's air you're breathing?" But instead he asks "Do you think that's dick you're sucking?"
Magic: The Gathering logo but it says "Fucking Unionize"
Still from a CBC News video. An older Inuit woman is driving an ATV down the snow covered streets. She has large shades on obscuring her eyes, aparka with a large reddish trim around the neck, a tuque, and a cigarette hanging out her mouth. Behind her on the ATV is another person and a box of groceries.
"Making game studios publicly traded companies is the worst idea to ever happen to video games." - Art director Lisette Titre-Montgomery picks one option from a crowded field
Midna from Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Tier list of Cove Sodas with the following 7 tiers: - Unbeatable Tier - Cherry - Unbelievably Good Tier - Lemon Sorbet, Rainbow Sherbet - Underrated Tier - Blue Razz, Pink Slushie - Unique Tier - Ice Pop, Orange Cream - Unassuming Tier - Cola - Unpleasant Tier - Root Beer - Undrinkable Tier - Cream Soda