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Teacher. Likes to read. Mostly Harmless.

Cover of _The Case of the Crooked Candle_ by Erle Stanley Gardner.
Album art for the soundtrack to _Titanic_.
Cover of _Only Bad Options_ by Jennifer Estep.
Post from Elon Musk saying that he will AI generate a 'historically accurate' version of _The Odyssey_.
Movie poster for _Apollo 13_.
Cover of the book _The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August_.
Copy of a document from the National Intelligence Council saying that Putin and other Russian officials spread misinformation in hopes of helping Trump be re-elected in 2020.
Headline reading: 'Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction.'
Screenshot of a Fox News program with the text 'Libraries turning into drug-infested, sex dens.' (Complete with improper comma.)
'Six Chix' cartoon of 9th October 2020, in which a woman is aroused by a man saying he goes to therapy.
Terry Jones and Michael Palin in 'The Tale of Sir Launcelot' from _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_.
Illustration, "Duel between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr. After the painting by J. Mund."
Horse stuck its head in through the dog door and got stuck and then ripped the dog door completely off and now has a dog door hanging from its neck.
A page from an ebook asking if I like the book before I'd had a chance to read it.
Cover of Django Wexler's book _How To Become The Dark Lord And Die Trying_.
Picture of the Declaration of Independence.
Cover of the book _His Majesty's Dragon_ by Naomi Novik.
Cover of the book _Airship Hunters_.
Poster for the TV show 'Woops!'
Indiana Jones preparing to swap a golden idol with a bag of sand that he hopes weighs the same amount.
Brewster Rockit cartoon about never throwing away any cord because you might need it again someday.
Geoff Bennett and Amna Nawaz on the set of the PBS NewsHour.
Hunter Biden describing himself as a recovering crack addict.
A man saying he doesn't back up to the cloud because saying 'your data is in the cloud' sounds like you're saying that you already lost it.
Old Ben Kenobi saying 'Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.'
Tweet from Elon Musk saying: 'I agree that she is beautiful, but casting a Black woman to play a White woman in a foundational work of European literature is no more right than casting a White man to play Shaka Zulu!'
Jeffrey Sinclair from Babylon 5 showcasing Earth's dominant belief systems, but instead of it being religious leaders it's Darth Vader, Harry Potter, Gandalf, and a Klingon.
A woman says she doesn't want the story she's reading to end, her friend asks what she's reading, and she says _Game of Thrones_. He replies 'You're in luck!', a joke on how the series will never be finished.
Marco Rubio says the goal of the war in Iran is to put it back the way it was before Trump started the war.
Text reading 'I feel like a lot of my problems would be solved if I had a dragon.'
AI image of Donald Trump with a machine pretending he's a tough guy.
A comment about putting an exhaust port on Trump's ballroom, with a picture of the Death Star's vulnerability.
Baby Blues cartoon from 20th February 2022, in which Wanda's calendar is completely full.
Projected design of Trump library.
The cast of _Firefly_.
Screen capture of an FBI agent saying the Epstein files will have a lot of political ramifications.
Tim Scott, a person of color, reacting with disbelief to a racist post by Donald Trump.
An image of the murder of Alex Pretti by Trump's secret police force, showing what life is like under Republican government.
Screenshot of an article about ICE employees complaining that they aren't getting paid and have never gotten promised health insurance.
A picture of the murder of Alex Pretti by the secret police, showing what life is like under the Republican Party.
A picture of the murder of Alex Pretti, showing what life under the Republican Party is like.
A picture of the murder of Alex Pretti, illustrating what life is like under the Republican Party.
A picture of the murder of Alex Pretti, showing what life under the Republican Party is like.
Image of Alex Pretti's murder, illustrating what the world is like with Republican leadership.
You're trapped in the last movie you watched with the last person you texted. How screwed are you?
A sign on a door reading 'This door is alarmed. Please do not open.'
A cartoon showing a salesman offering a good price for gold and frankincense, then saying 'But wait, there's myrrh!'
'That a Baby' syndicated cartoon strip showing the baby saying 'Merry Christmas' in English, French, Spanish, and Klingon.
Nathan Fillion as Rick Castle expressing confusion.
“There is something delicious about writing the first words of a story. You never quite know where they'll take you.” ― Beatrix Potter
Rachel Bloom as Rebecca Bunch looking at three banners which say 'Happy Hanukkah' but all three of them spell it differently.
Abed Nadir, from Community 2x11, talking about watching Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
The Terminator saying 'I'll be back.'
Onion headline about Titanic, reading 'World's Largest Metaphor Hits Iceberg'.
A tweet from the Department of Homeland Security admitting that the goal all along has been to evict nonwhite people from the United States by remigration.
Mrs Hernandez and Paula Proctor from _Crazy Ex Girlfriend_ celebrating.
Social media post from Donald Trump accusing political opponents of sedition and declaring they should be arrested for saying that soldiers should refuse illegal orders.
An exchange in which one person says AI slop is a mashup of the best art made by humans, and someone else says that the juice at the bottom of a restaurant dumpster is a mashup of the best food made by humans.
Donald Trump ignoring someone who collapsed mere feet away from him.
Headline from the Daily Mail saying that people are going to Florida to flee New York after the election of Zohran Mamdani.