Doug

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⚽️ COYS 🏙️ Philly ☀️ Optimist Here for serious takes and very good memes

Simpson principal Skinner meme AM I OBJECTIVELY. UGLY, SAUCELESS, AND SEXIST? NO, ITS THE WOMAN WHO ARE WRONG
Reaping vs Sowing meme
Jynx Pokémon
Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting saying “do you know how easy this is for me?”
Djed Spence and Jude Bellingham
Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull American soccer culture is a guy wearing a Tottenham shirt sadly walking around the farmer's market 12:08 PM • 9/15/24 from Earth • 1.5M Views
Stats after 3 quarters for USA vs Belgium
Halftime stats for USA vs Belgium
First quarter stats for USA v Belgium
Matt Miazga helping Mexican player, Lainez, understand his own height
MALIK TILLMAN ACCOMPLISHED THAT FEAT NO MORE THAN THREE DAYS AGO
Red hat with the words “FIFA World Cup 26”
Lamine Yamal’s younger brother rules
Page from a Fin M’Coul book: Oonagh soothed her husband. She brought him his slippers and lit a pipe for him. She stirred up the peat fire so it would be cozy. Then she set down a huge mug of stout and cut a gigantic slab of soda bread for her dearie.
JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.
Handsome Spaniard, Pedro Porro
First half stats from Futi for USA v BIH
Bosnia and Herzegovina manager and definitely not Ange Postecoglou
Disappointed Spurs and England fans
Crowd booing a crow’s bad jokes
Hydration break beverage
SCHICKERS
Goose meme
Alexi Lalas
Commercial that says every goals starts with an assist
Pochettino after Spurs beat Ajax
South Park balls
Tom Bombadil Legendary Creature - God Bard As long as there are four or more lore counters among Sagas you control, Tom Bombadil has hexproof and indestructible. Whenever the final chapter ability of a Saga you control resolves, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a Saga card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. This ability triggers only once each turn. M 0234 LTR • EN • DMITRY BURMAK © MEE 4/4 ™M & © 2023 Wizards of the Coast
Flex tape meme with "poor manager hires, player recruitment, and low wage structure" as the water pouring out. The tape to stop the water is "kane and son shoot ball very good"
2020 chart showing "shooting goals added" among men's football players in the big five leagues since 2013.
Tier list of squad building for Tottenham Hotspur FC men's team, powered by The Extra inch template on https://www.theextrainch.co.uk/tiers
Dril tweet that says and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Richarlison, legend of banter
"No it feels as long ago as it actually was. The season was not about Atletico for me. Of course for the fans, definitely yes, because it was a big moment to be knocked out of the Champions League and this played a big part, but for me, the six months on the bench were definitely harder than this one moment," he said. "It was just about believing, working, because I know I do the right stuff, I'm able to work, I'm able to perform well. I have the confidence based on the work that I do. The preparation made me feel well in this moment."
"This club deserves at least to stay in the Premier League. This is the minimum you can get at this football club. Sometimes there are situations that happen that are not more in your control. You lose the focus, you lose hope, you lose a lot of stuff but fortunately Roberto came in and gave us a lot of confidence. "A lot of patterns, a lot of football. It was not the main focus though. He gave us a lot of confidence, good vibes, good feelings and we got the result."
WOGL oldies 98.1 fm
Band of Brothers quote on an image of a soldier: "THE ONLY HOPE YOU HAVE IS TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD. AND THE SOONER YOU ACCEPT THAT, THE SOONER YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FUNCTION AS A SOLDIER'S SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION." -RONALD SPEIRS (BAND OF BROTHERS)
Devin Cooley saying “Norhings really gonna matter. We’re all gonna die.”
Cat
XKCD comic showing two people talking: First person: A WEIGHTED RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR JUST PRODUCED A NEW BATCH OF NUMBERS. Second person: LET'S USE THEM TO BUILD NARRATIVES! Caption: ALL SPORTS COMMENTARY
Photo of gimme a man after midnight by abba
Screenshot of the song Run Baby Run by Casper Babypants
Photos from my camera roll after Spurs won the Europa League
Very serious Zen Buddhist saying: “The root of suffering is attachment to the outcome of a match between Arsenal and West Ham.”
Minutes lost to injury
Arrested Development gif, saying “it’s never the ones you hope”
Simpson meme with Bart writing on the chalkboard: I won’t get tricked into believing in the Sixers
Gif of soccer player faking injury then twerking for a goal celebration
SNL spoof of Tucker Carlson saying “That’s the rule.”
Simpsons meme Imagine if Romero did that
COYS spelled by NASA Landsat https://science.nasa.gov/specials/your-name-in-landsat/
Sad soul in a spurs hat saying to Jesus: “Stop giving me your toughest battles.” Jesus: “No”
Otto Dix, Gefunden beim Grabendurschstich (Auberive) (Discovered During Trench Break-Through [Auberive]), plate 29 from Der Krieg (The War), 1924 #minneapolisinstituteofart #printsanddrawings
5 stages of grief
Pointing at TV meme
“That’s the rule.”
Don’t yell at me I’m just a cat
Garbage human and general piece of shit, RFK JR, saying they’re ending the war on protein
Resurrection