Dan McQuade

@dhm.bsky.social

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visual editor, defector media currently on medical leave

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Hip Hop, a rabbit mascot with a du rag and sunglasses, is in a black 76ers jersey with the old 1990s logo.
All the pig characters jumping up and down in the car going "there's a car! There's a car! There's a car!" and then at the end Plucky Duck says "Fun game." This is Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Summer Vacation
0:00: Rudolph, I think it's time we went in a different direction. 0:04: Sir, don't be hasty. 0:08: Especially Merry Christmas.
Dan Gelston, AP writer for Philly, voted for just Chase Utley and Jimmy Rollins for the HOF. He tried to print his name on the bottom part and it’s barely legible.
A nativity scene from the Little People line. Theres a little stable, Jesus, Joseph, the Angel Gabriel, a few animals and the three wise men. Mary sits in front on a fire truck.
eBay listing for Shawn Bradley airbrushed poster, in his Sixers "star" uniforms. The listing: Shawn Bradley Philadelphia 76er's Vintage NBA Airbrushed Style Framed Art Print CEON Neon Nicho (421) 100% positive Seller's other items . Contact seller > US $25.00 or Best Offer SIXERS 76 Condition: Used O SIXERS Buy It Now Add to cart Make offer • Added to Watchlist Hurry before it's gone. 1 person is watching this item. Shipping: US $11.71 USPS Ground Advantage®. See details Located in: Tucson, Arizona, United States
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND - DECEMBER 13: The Army Corp of Cadets march before the 126th Army-Navy Game between the Navy Midshipmen and the Army West Point Black Knights at M&T Bank Stadium on December 13, 2025 in Baltimore, Maryland. (Photo by David Jensen/Getty Images)
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND - DECEMBER 13: Navy Midshipmen celebrate during a game between the Navy Midshipmen and Army West Point Black Knights at M and T Bank Stadium on December 13, 2025 in Baltimore, Maryland.
"Frankie thinks he's a real macher dressed in those clothes," Grandpa whispers to me. A macher is a "big shot." I'm excited when my favorite song comes on- "Mack the Knife." It's such a great song that even Sammy can't help himself. He grabs Grandma's hand and we all dance together.
Me: You are the breeze in desert for me. My water. And ocean. Meant to be only together tiger. My wife: OK
Oh my god I truly want nothing to do with this hoard I do not want them in your possession. I do not want them to be your or my responsibility. If those tapes ever come into our possession I will set them on fire
“We need help, which is why we’ve come to ask this favor.” “Why now? Why today, on this, on the day before the last Christmas game at Highmark.”
A screenshot from a Netflix House ad, with a street pole of 18th and Walnut with the “French Quarter” designation
A news report from WNEP-TV in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Northeast PA. The report is about the 10th annual Middleswarth potato chip eating contest. (Middleswarth is a PA potato chip brand.) It's a clip of a bunch of people stuffing their faces with potato chips out of bags, and it's so gross. Here's the reporter voiceover: Twenty-eight lucky contestants got a chance to eat the most amount of chips by weight within 5 minutes at Sabatini's Bottle Shop in Exeter. NEPA Food Fight podcast’s Brian Demadia was this year’s guest host. Organizers say this has become a local Thanksgiving tradition.
A screenshot of a Threads tweet from an account called "dunk" that says "Two men who understood each other completely" and is via a different account called "clutchpoints" and the tweet has an image attached with a sad-looking Jordan (but not Crying Jordan) and a little circle inset with Kobe looking upward. Then the caption says 'Michael Jordan says 'for some reason' he can't delete his old texts with Kobe Bryant"
A drawing of a kid with a purple mohawk and a blue shirt doing a dance and saying “I call this dance ‘The Noam Chomsky’”
A promotional poster, framed, for CNN’s The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer. It has his face and his white hair and beard and his glasses and his black suit, white shirt and bright blue tie. (Blitzer dresses fine I think. Boring but classic quality look. I could be wrong I haven’t seen him in a while.) Anyway it’s like a 24x36 poster, framed, on a shelf at the Salvation Army thrift. I didn’t get close enough to see the price.
From the PA Lottery "This Holiday Season" advertisement. A newspaper vendor is very excited to receive a lottery ticket
Two teens arrested for egging house of Mitch Williams Associated Press MOORESTOWN - Two teenagers were charged with pelting the home of Philadelphia Phillies relief pitcher Mitch Williams with eggs to show their displeasure with his performance in the World Series. Hours after Williams gave up the series-winning home run against Toronto on Saturday, police said about 30 youngsters armed with cartons of eggs arrived at Williams' house. Williams was not at the house - after leaving Toronto, he flew to his home in Arlington, Texas, where he lives during much of the offseason. When police arrived, most of the youths fled, but two were taken into custody — a 17-year-old from Gwynedd, Pa. and a 16-year-old from Moorestown. Both were released to their parents and could face harassment charges, police said. Police had been patrolling the area since Oct. 20 after at least two death threats against Williams. The threats began after Williams blew a five-run lead and the Phillies lost Game 4 of the World Series. Phillies spokesman Larry Shenk downplayed reports that Williams was upset by the incident. "The issue is over. It's being blown out of proportion," Shenk said Tuesday. "He's out hunting in Texas with his brother." Williams has lived in Moorestown since February and had enjoyed a celebrity status. Well-wishers put up signs on his lawn and house saying "Good Luck Mitch" and motorists honked their horns as they drove past.
Rick Lazzarini, who had a hand in Gus' creation, is among those who are voicing opposition to the switch to a computer-generated character. "Unfortunately, the PA Lottery and Ad Agency MARC USA are sullying that institution by bringing back a soulless, computer-generated imitation of Gus. What the people of Pennsylvania missed was the endearing puppet that took a team of talented puppeteers to bring to life, interacting with the humans in the ads," Lazzarini said. "Nobody likes CGI characters, unless they are monsters or robots. Did anyone like it when they switched Yoda from a beautifully crafted and performed puppet to a pale CGI version? Nope."
Map of the United States. There's a calendar up at the top that says DEC 1. The entire country is red, except for Pennsylvania is in green. The key says RED is "I don't want a lot for Christmas…" and the key says GREEN is “This holiday season my good friend gave to me…” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyy2q75ucek
Todd Rundgren's favourites www.ebaumsworld.com www.flashkit.com/index.shtml www.google.com www.otisfodder.com/365days.html www.mcli.dist.maricopa.edu/director/
A photo of TODD RUNDGREN dressed like a vampire Elvis impersonator. Under it is a quote: "A laser printer." TODD RUNDGREN Photograph is by Mark Weiss
Excerpt of magazine page. It says "Dear Santa: Computer-using celebrities tell us what they want for Christmas." The Story is by Kathryn Bonn. "I'd like a magic potion. By drinking it, I'd have a full understanding of MS-DOS at my fingertips." JULIA CHILD "A smaller laser printer... and a girlfriend who loves computers." STEVE WOZNIAK "I'd like to be able to jack in directly [to a computer)." ROBIN WILLIAMS
CORRECTION Funds to improve the Italian Market totaled $700,000 in Marrie Wilson's letter to the editor Thursday, not $700 million. Link to corrections page in Daily News on newspapers.com: https://www.newspapers.com/article/philadelphia-daily-news/185913155/ Here's a link to Marrie Wilson's original letter, which compared Joe Vignola to Judas and said he sold out for his own 30 pieces of silver, $700,000 (or, in her letter as originally printed, $700 million): https://www.newspapers.com/article/philadelphia-daily-news/185913595/ She was upset Vignola, then a Philadelphia City Councilman, voted for the $700,000 grant from the city for sidewalk, awning and other upgrades to the Italian Market: https://www.newspapers.com/article/the-philadelphia-inquirer/185913717/ Here's another story on the renovations planned: https://www.newspapers.com/article/philadelphia-daily-news/185913822/ I do not know if the councilman originally said he'd vote no.
“Since she wants to be petty and be an a--hole,” Jessi, 33, said in a video posted on her Instagram Stories Nov. 25, “I think I’m just gonna go ahead and say that grandpa Bret likes to drink her piss like it’s dirty soda and he gulps it down like water.” E! News has reached out to Demi and Bret’s reps for comment but has not heard back.
Two PSX (aka Playstation, aka PS1) compact discs. Both are for the video game Xenogears. It is the same Disc, disc 2. It is an image on the disc of Weltall, the gear the main character Fei uses in the game (it's a thing you use in the game in certain battles against bigger monsters or others gears). It's made by Squaresoft. The game is rated T, for teen. Above the first disc it says "EAGLES FIRST HALF OFFENSE." Above the second disc it says "EAGLES SECOND HALF OFFENSE." This is originally a meme I made in the 2022 season… when they went to, and lost, the Super Bowl. The joke is that Xenogears disc 1 is a well-developed game with an intriguing-if-convoluted story, while disc 2 was rushed and it's just… the characters telling stories in rocking chairs? I dunno. It's awful. They need to remake it. Anyway this is what the Eagles offense is like. Nick Sirianni in a rocking chair. But now it’s both halves of offenses are Disc 2.
Heating pad covered in flowers with an old yellowed plug.
The Keystone Kid, a mascot in the shape of a keystone with a face. He’s white and in a red shirt with a bow tie
Newspaper clipping from 2 December 1985 Minneapolis Star and Tribune. Excerpt from game story on Vikings 28-23 win: There was 11:43 left when Wade Wilson trotted to the huddle to replace Bono, who had completed one of 10 passes for 5 yards. Wilson looked around at his teammates. No need to look at the scoreboard. They knew the count. “I go into the huddle and they say, ‘Hey, we're out of the ball game. Let’s just go down, get a touchdown and say we were able to score,’” Wilson said. “Our defense got some things going. Before we knew it, we had a shot to win.” Full story text in following links: Part 1: https://www.newspapers.com/article/star-tribune/185635458/ Part 2: https://www.newspapers.com/article/star-tribune/185583989/
Two PSX (aka Playstation, aka PS1) compact discs. Both are for the video game Xenogears. Disc 1 has the protagonist, Fei, and the other disc has him in Weltall, his Gear (it's a thing you use in the game in certain battles against bigger monsters or others gears). It's made by Squaresoft. The game is rated T, for teen. Above the first disc it says "EAGLES FIRST HALF OFFENSE." Above the second disc it says "EAGLES SECOND HALF OFFENSE." This is originally a meme I made in the 2022 season… when they went to, and lost, the Super Bowl. The joke is that Xenogears disc 1 is a well-developed game with an intriguing-if-convoluted story, while disc 2 was rushed and it's just… the characters telling stories in rocking chairs? I dunno. It's awful. They need to remake it. Anyway this is what the Eagles offense is like. Nick Sirianni in a rocking chair.
Screenshot of old Kirk Cousins tweet: @KirkCousins8 One of my all-time favorite pictures. It's entitled "Jesus Laughing". I love that we are made in His image! There's a drawing of Jesus laughing, he's got the classic middle ages European Jesus look with long hair and a beard. At the bottom it says "Jesus laughing."
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A PWI - Pro Wrestling Illustrated cover, it's just a clipping of part of it. It has a photo of a masked Mil Mascaras, his mask is gold with black stripes and a Red 'M' on his forehead like he's a Maine Coon. The headline is "Exclusive: Mil Mascaras’ Home Address!"
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Video of a guy wearing a backpack, blue gloves, all black and a wolf mask reaching through a drive thru window. POLICE ARREST MAN WHO ALLEGEDLY ROBBED BUSINESS is the headline.
Excerpt from small booklet (linked in tweet) about The Day Walt Disney Came To Levittown. There's a photo of the crowd greeting Walt at the train station of the Pennsylvania Railroad. The caption reads: ”AT THE LEVITTOWN STATION of the P.R.R. seven thousand children accompanied by their parents await Walt Disney’s arrival.” Signs in the crowd read "Welcome Mr. Disney”, Levittown Says Hello and “Lady loves the Tramp.” There's another photo of Disney and a young boy waving from a train car. PEERING from the cab of the locomotive that he had piloted from New York, Walt Disney smiles at the thousands of youngsters that turned out to welcome him. Colin Cho, the School's official greeter waves excitedly to friends.” There are drawings of Mickey, Donald and one of the Seven Dwarves below the Disney photo. The photos are courtesy Dominic Sagolla. There is the start of a story on the first page. It reads: t was a great day! A beautiful Saturday afternoon in September! Poking his coonskin-head capped head from the cab of the engine of a nine-car train which he himself piloted from New York’s Pennsylvania station, was America’s beloved Walt Disney, tugging on the whistle to salute some 7,000 greeters at the Levittown-Tullytown PRR station. Mr. Disneyland himself! Proud to no end that in America’s newest and fastest growing city, some 300 schoolchildren had persuaded their school board to name the new Tullytown School for him and patterned the layout of the school after his many Disneyland characters.
An old newspaper movie listing excerpt (it’s from the June 30, 2001 Philadelphia Daily News page 15). In one column it has the times for movies like Dr. Doolittle, Crazy/Beautiful, Pootie Tang, Baby Boy, The Fast and the Furious, Swordfish, What’s the Worst That Could Happen?, Pearl Harbor, Shrek, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, AI, Lara Croft Tomb Raider. In the next column is all porno movies, Devil in Disguise, Natural Assets, Hey Babe Nice Tits!, B. Long’s Around Way Girls 2, Rocco’s True Anal Stories 14, Sadie Strips, Haunted.
The Philadelphia Daily News back cover on March 17, 2004, which says "LOOKIN’ SHARPIE. Eagles finally add flair to receiving corps with four-time pro bowler."
The NFL, usually quick to crack down on anybody having too much fun, has issued no directives to cease the revelry. In light of a snowball barrage last Saturday at the Meadowlands in New Jersey, players bonding with the community is actually good public relations for the league. Here's how it works: After a big play, the hero gets a running start like a high jumper. He has to be careful to avoid the ice near the base of the wall lest he slip and look foolish, Brooks said. Then he flings himself upward into the outstretched arms of spectators while viewers elsewhere in the stadium yell even louder.
Terrell Owens catches a touchdown against the Browns and immediately runs to the stands and rips down a sign with a photo of him and a rat and says "Takes one to know one"
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The 610 WIP Sports Radio logo, its green. There’s a pre-2008, post-1988 skyline, and a football is headed toward the skyline. It’s all black and white but the football has some red fiery tails.
Ringo Starr in a Cowboys jersey saying "Are you ready for some football"
Dear Daniel Hall McQuade, Congratulations! A collectible has been airdropped to you. The details can be found below. Kindly note that it is still being minted and might take a few minutes to show up in your account. 2 Edition #206 / 5000 Historic '01 Vessel View Collectible Now
Hip Hop and Franklin next to each other with a plant in a Raptors jersey for a skit. The dog, Franklin, has a giant mascot head. Hip Hop’s head is more human-sized and just has big rabbit ears. Also it’s a photo of the scoreboard and the scoreboard is broken. It looks like the left side has some sort of survey software on it.
A cardboard cutout of Hip Hop, aka Rabbit Iverson and the Basketball Rabbit, in a blue Sixers jersey from the late 90s/early 00s with the swoosh logo. Next to it is me! I’m in the No Photos / Not For Resale Jordan 1s, Levis 501 ‘93 blue jeans (selvedge of course!) and a white t-shirt with the May 2001 Daily News cover that photoshops the Sixers’ Iverson, McKie and Snow onto an old revolutionary war drawing where everyone’s hurt. It says Spirit of 76ers. The callout headline up top, to show how long ago it was, is “When a vegetarian comes to dinner.” I have shoulder length (almost) hair and am looking pretty good, all things considered!
Sixers Majestic NBA jersey from 2001. It’s white with the Sixers swoosh logo in the middle and a 2001 NBA Finals logo on the left breast. The shoulders are this gold color.
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Hulk Hogan Fine Art $70 & Like • Comment 人 Save W Share ~ Send seller a message Hi, is this available? Send Description Very Rare/Vintage framed Hulk Hogan art. Yes he is Dead. Yes he looks like an angelic hotdog in this. Not my favorite wrestler but deserves a wall to hang on, brother.
An email advertising a 15% off gift card sale at Rock Hill Pizza for 3 hours on December 1 2025.
A painting of a diner, Daiva’s Grill. It’s either oil or acrylic. It’s the classic “hut” Pizza Hut design, still with the red roof and the trapezoid windows. There are two signs that say Daiva’s Grill, one is black with white text on the building and another is a sign on a pole in the air and it has a suspension bridge and “Breakfast Lunch Dinner.” Ther are two open signs, and a wooden fence with wagon wheels out front of the building. A couple looks at the diner and admires it while their daughter (?) plays in the driveway.
It’s Dan in a Ms. Rachel costume
Five boxes of candy, with Hershey bars and starburst and skittles and a few other brands. There’s 100+ bars here.
The Bill Belichick website, that has UNC CONTACT, ABOUT, MEDIA APPEARANCES, SPEAKING ENGAGEMENTS all in caps atop, then has a gif of him getting a Gatorade shower as a gif as the main image. A mouse hover has shown that to be a Giphy embed.
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A Midnight Green Jersey of the Eagles, it’s a replica and it’s maybe 2X or 3X. It’s number 31, Byron Maxwell, and it’s hanging on the wall at the Salvation Army thrift.
License plate on a Nissan SUV with the blue-white-yellow Pennsylvania license plate with the vanity plate 1SXYBBW