Alice Lastname

@dick.tips

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Autist, dong-lover, and avid dreader.

Morpheus in the matrix with a speech bubble extending to the bottom of the frame
Text in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles font that reads, "Physics Teaching Resource Finder". Shouts-out to glench.com/tmnt/
A close-up of the Back to the Future poster, showing Michael J. Fox holding his sunglasses above his eyes as his shocked visage reads his watch
The original Grogu picture, but with the head of the cat from the Yelling at Cat meme photoshopped (really MS Painted (quite expertly, I must say)) over Grogu's goofy little melon
The detective at the end of The Usual Suspects going "FUCK!" because Keyser Soze got away
The "girl explaining" meme, in which a woman at a festival has her arm around a man with a blank expression, and the woman is gesticulating (sp?) and shouting into the ear of the gentleman
I'm so sorry I'm high as hell and don't really know how to accurately describe this chart, which is showing various countries' military budgets over the years, but i can at least tell that the US' spending is routinely around 800 billion dollars
An IMDB blurb about Detective Hole that reads, before abruptly ending: A brilliant but troubled detective, Harry Hole, hunts a serial killer while battling a corrupt adversary, Tom Waaler, as they navigate ethical gray areas, with Harry determined to bring the
Words from 1991 include crowd-surf, cybercrime, cybersex, cyberspeak, cybrarian
Screenshot from Wikipedia: Jared Scott Fogle (born August 23, 1977) is [a ...] spokesman for Subway restaurants and convicted sex offender.
A phone lock screen, and the wallpaper is the front of the TARDIS
MIT professor Gilbert Strang standing in front of a blackboard with some examples of differential equations on them. At the bottom is a summary: "Nice fcn f(t) -> Nice fcn y(t)"
Gordon Ramsay saying, "delicious finally some good fucking content"
A screen showing a still frame from a video about hiragana, showing ペ next to its romaji, pe
Screenshot from the Zero Wing intro cutscene, of All Your Base fame. The character is saying "WE GET SIGNAL."
A screenshot of a website that generates MD5s. A portion of it reads: This MD5 hash generator is useful for encoding passwords, credit cards numbers and other sensitive date into MySQL, Postgress or other databases.
Title screen of LOTR: The Return of the King
A comment, presumably on a PornHub video, by PussyEater51092170: "i hate my life"
The gentleman from the banner photo for ClickHole's classic article, Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
The title screen for "Walt Disney's Wet and Wild"
Screenshot from "I Think You Should Leave". Tim Robinson's character says, "It's got a bush; what the hell?"