Dick Slanders

@dickslanders.bsky.social

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An anti social, socially awkward, intolerant leftist, amateur shitposter & Frolf Enthusiast 🥏 and 🏃‍♂️ fool

Picture of Stephen the Irishman from Braveheart. Caption reads “the almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked”
Picture of an open grave and a couple of shovels. Caption reads “safe space for nazis”
Scene from Boogie Nights where Little Bill played by William H Macy is with a group of men watching some guy fuck his wife caption reads “after this I’m gonna go watch snl”
From the airplane movie lloyd bridges stoned off his ass
Picture of Lee Harvey Oswald and under it a Tweet from President Donald Trump from 2/15/2025 that reads “He who saves his County does not violate any law.”
Picture of a gas pump price $3.29 per Gallon with a sticker of Trump pointing at the price and the caption under him reads “I did that”
Picture of a Rabbit holding a pistol with the caption “ be soft but be ready”
Bill Murray from Groundhog Day telling everyone it’s Groundhog Day
Some corporate stooge painting over “respect, fairness, leadership, compassion, diversity” and other marketing words with a dull flat gray paint
Woman speaking into a microphone caption reads if your stay alive for no other reason please do it for spite.
Three boxes, three choices Give Up, Try Again or Call Luigi.
Twitter owner and all around douche canoe Elon Musk doing a Nazi Salute during the inauguration
Picture of Luigi says “Luigi time”
Preacher praying with the caption “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
Picture of a urinal that looks like Musk designed it
Man in a suit sitting inside what looks like a TV studio supposedly at Liberty University and self titled “Gay Sex Command Center”
Burned out California neighborhoods
Picture of Mets owner Steve Cohen
Jimmy Carter in a casket being carried by the secret service during his funeral
Cyber Truck in flames outside the Trump Casino with a DOGE sticker in corner that says “Such Bomb Very Explode”
A cyber truck in flames outside Trump Casino in Vegas
Burt Reynolds as Jack Horner in Boogie Nights
Picture of Nathan Fillion with a bad dyed blonde brown hair cut
A white ceiling fan laying in a yard
Luigi holding a rifle
Picture of a corpse from 28 Years Later movie trailer sitting up in a field - or an actual picture of me attempting to rise and shine
Selection of paddles with metal studs and one with legos attached
Picture of shirtless “alleged”Shooter Luigi dressed as Plumber Luigi
Picture of Andrew Cuomo on FoxNews who said “I’m not perverted, I’m Italian”
UnitedHealth group stock for December 4th shows an increase of 0.92%
It’s the Rabbit Season / Duck Season meme but the last season is CEO Season
Says dick slanders is a delightful blend of sarcasm and sincerity like a fine wine paired with a cheese slightly past its expiration date
The Is this Meme Me asking if this is Twitter while looking at a butterfly under the butterfly it says Tee Shirt Sales, Only Fans, Mail Order Weed Followers
Bread in a can because fucking Massachusetts
Sign that says Sorry We’re Stoned
Picture of a ship Says Anyone Complaining about a caravan full of people seeking freedom in a new country isn’t allowed to celebrate thanksgiving
A drawing of an old angry man with giant teeth pointing his finger who looks like a drunken rudy giuliani
Picture of Droopy Dog throwing a Molotov cocktail and the caption reads Burn It All Down
smoke weed, save the bees, plant more trees, clean the seas, titties
Picture of RFKjr. Caption reads “I’ve been saving squirrel blood for the past 15 years for just this occasion”
Picture of a very handsome and not at all awkward looking Matt Gaetz. Caption reads “abandons quest to attorney general after 17 hours google Matt Gaetz 17 for more information”
Me: Do you think we could bully Elon into buying another social media platform? Bluesky Users: I don’t like the direction this conversation is taking
A picture of Hoggle from the movie Labyrinth
Pic of Marco Rubio says Marco and a pic of RFKjr that says Polio