DigDoug

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Quixotic. Through and through. All opinions are my own, not my employers. Because I have a soul and corporations do not. quixotic_doug on some meta shit. digdoug in a lot of places.

FB Memory, July 22, 2020 "I think I might've introduced a bug..." Below is a logarithmic scale graph of "PLBCount over time" and mid May it decides to just start climbing. And climbing... the last day of the graph shows a value of > 1B, prior to bug it bounced between 1K and 100K.
A fawn greyhound with a black snoot in a play pose in tall grass. A cricket had just jumped in front of her.
frame of Devo's "Are you Experienced" music video. Featuring a man in a labcoat, wearing jeweler magnifiers, examininga statue. In the background is a sign reading, "TOIL IS STUPID"
"The [DATA] returns now. Whoever promised 24 hour turnaround was wrong, is wrong, and will have always been wrong, and it will not be fixed in any acceptable manner to people who think data moves between all these systems instantly.
screen shot of MS teams conversation from yesterday at 4:22pm me: interestingly, there's only data back to 2022 in the backend. want me to just add that data back and we don't have to explain the delevelling? them: That would be AMAZING!!!!!!!!! Yes, thank you!!! me: garbage old data that won't be useful for anything, except it makes another number of dubious value go up. Perfect encapsulation of modern tech. [there is an emoji 'laugh' added to my final response]
Hofri Ghostforge
Single digit space on a microwave swirling through lighting each segment.
1001albumsgenerator pick of the day Spiderland Slint 1991
Osti (black and white greyhound) looking at me from her side, with her tongue hanging out of her mouth
On this day 15 years ago Doug Churchman Jul 4, 2011 • ∞ Can't sleep. Sometimes that's OK. X ...
Stubhub ad for Jim Henson Live in Lexington
Osti looking up at me, with a giraffe and a lamb stuffed animal sharing a fluffy bed with her.
Osti. Sleeping.
Osti close up.
4 years ago. Positive Covid test.
cover art of nine inch nails - broken EP
Me. With some dude named Yankovic in front of a damaged cityscape backdrop
Like a Surgeon
106 row c
Delivery Confirmation - Order Number: 183697 Dear Doug Churchman, Thanks for ordering with Aebersold Florist! We would like to inform you that your order # 183697 was delivered to Michelle "Sweetcheeks" Churchman on Saturday, June 13, 2026 .
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marvel super heroes RPG from the 80s
Receipt for donation
Osti, a black and white “cow” greyhound, Laying half on her bed, neck outstretched. This dog looks like its proportions have been warped in photoshop
me: that 86TeraBITS, not bytes, so 86.4=10.8 me: This is simple math made worse by relying on shitty autocorrect forced into every interaction of modern life OtherPerson: would you prefer 9600 Baud? me: In many, many ways.
> I don't remember last Christmas < it's a song by Wham < but that's not important right now.
Osti sleeping. Lampchop pinned under her.
Osti, now sleepy, snuggled up with her lamb chop stuffy.
Princess from Battle of the Planets.
Far Side comic panel: Ants carrying a human baby. Ant in hole atop small ant-hill says, "You idiots! ... We'll never get that thing down the hole!"
Long Hedy. (Failed panorama pic with moving dog... resulting in dogipede)
Night mode pic of the beach at our resort (secrets) in St. Lucia
Fake grimace from me sitting on a beach in St Lucia.
The view from one patio in our room
Sign at Big-O tires defining the “symptoms” and “benefits” of wheel alignments
Signed artist (Andrea Radeck) proof of Rin and Seri, Inseparable card from MTG.
Osti. Reaching for the sky
Osti. Sleeping upside down, half off a dog bed. feet on wooden cabinet doors.
On this day 8 years ago Doug Churchman May 8, 2018. 8 Unpopular opinion time! • • • I believe that anyone who voted for Donald Trump should lose the right to vote. They're bad at risk, they're dangerous and they are ALREADY responsible for the misery of millions. I cannot imagine any nation ever negotiating a diplomatic deal with the US again. But, if we lived in a world with repercussions for your own actions, we'd have a different president.
Carl Sagan
My album of the day on 1001albumsgenerator.com Q: Are We Not Men - Devo Featuring a bad edit of Chi-chi Rodriguez.
Weird Al VIP Package 06-14-2026
Doug Churchman is with Apr 28, 2019• The tiny paws of the small boy dog. He tore a nail off racing and was retired. He tends to wear out a bit and often will hold that paw in the air. his speed is still impressive if you have food or a toy he wants. He's a bit overdue for a nail trim, but he don't care. #greyhoundsofinstagram #hux
Me, long ago. Wearing an xkcd “science, it works bitches” t-shirt.
Osti. Not believing we’re in line for a pup cup
Einstein. In grass. Smiling.
pic of the duck lasagna at lyla lila, stolen from the internet (Atlanta Eats website, I think)
Leslie Knope gets as many favors as she needs.
Roaching grey hound. Apple TV playing Glass Beams. Front door wide open.
French doors open to the outside.
15 year old picture of my dog Einstein sticking his tongue out at the camera.
Goblin Lore: Portal 2nd Age, Draw 4, discard 3 at random. The art features an elderly goblin holding a book, being interrogated by a whippersnapper. "I done forgot more than you'll ever know, pipsqueak." "Yeah - that's your problem."
Me and Michelle on April 7th 2007. Pic taken by Ed at a Louisville Ale Club meet up. (I was not a member. I was there to deliver a bday present to a friend)
I mean, if want to lick a hippie Ptl just return Joan Baez's phone calls.
Diane Morgan reading Dylan Thomas -rage against the dying of the light." -[farting]
Monster dog.
Osti laying in the living room floor
View while docked before disembarking at San Diego