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cherie heiberg, writer at cloud imperium games. world's leading authority on fucking around.

the bradygames final fantasy 9 strategy guide that was published in 2000. There is a bar at the bottom of the cover with text that reads "Enhanced by PlayOnline.com." This particular strategy guide was infamously incomplete. You could not use it without going to the website. And yes, the website is now gone.
... YOU SUDN'T COME HERE...
A screencap of Yanagin and Ikushima from "the daily lives of high school boys," looking distressed. The subtitle reads "It's okay for high school girls to read the Dictionnaire Infernal, isn't it?"
A cartoon of two islands that are mirror images of one another. It is titled "Our blessed ovoviviparity" and "Their barbarous viviparity." Two towers with flags on them are labelled "Our glorious marsupia" and "Their wicked wombs." Two homes with tall pointed roofs are labelled "Our great yolks" and "Their primitive placentas." Two homes with short domed roofs are labelled "Our noble oviposters" and "Their backward cervixes." Two ships facing one another in the water are labelled "Our heroic hatchlings" and "Their brutish babies."
A plastic bag containing large, round, black seeds that are flat on one side.
A green seed pod surrounded by thousands of white, cylindrical seeds that are so small it's difficult to differentiate them from one another.
An image in the style of the nothing in life matters nihilism meme. On the top it is captioned "Spirals?" On the left is an image of a Kirie from Uzumaki sobbing unto her hands while her hair rises above her head in strange curls. It is captioned "Spirals..." On the right is an image of characters from Gurren Lagann grinning and pointing to the heavens. It is captioned "Spirals!"
Bartleby, Turkey, Nippers, Ginger Nut, the grub-man
a screenshot that says "Volition celebrates 30 years! Here's to another 30 years!"
Stanton - Grim HEX - Old 38 - Social AI - The Player can punch the Bartender and Patrons, causing them to cry indefinitely.
a screenshot of a google search reading "country in africa that starts with the letter k." the top search result states: "While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K." The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K"sound. The second top search result, from a different website, says the same thing.
time for boys
A wingback armchair with wooden legs. Its backside is upholstered in a pink and red damask carpet pattern, its outer sides are covered with brown and white cowskin, and its arms and inner sides are covered with a turquoise fabric that has a pink and green floral pattern on it. The cushion is topped with a light blue circular floral pattern against a dark blue background, and its boxing has in a vertically-striped rainbow pattern on it. So does the part of the chair that's under the cushion. If you look at it too long you will be trapped inside it forever.