Digital Prophet

@digitalprophet.online

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Anti-theist, Anti-capitalist, Anti-AI. Absolute Doomer. [He, Him] * Israel is committing genocide. * Support Ukraine https://digitalprophet.online - Internet News https://un-ai.digitalprophet.online - Un AI Your Internet

A rare photo of Ron Vara, special forces operative and general expert, and absolutely not George Santos.
three pages of bagged lettuce on steep discount at the Kroger grocery store.
a rotting strawberry covered in Penicillum digitatum
A screenshot of my RSS feed showing a disclaimer on donmoyn's substack link which reads: "Hosted on Substack, a hosting service which actively allows and promotes white supremacists and sex traffickers."
A guy is considering something with a frustrated tense look before throwing up his hands and saying "I GUESS."
The Hand Of Nod, a building with a towering fist holding a sphere. The barracks building for nod.
Trump's hideous arch, falling apart because of shoddy workmanship, collapsing down into itself, held up with makeshift steel beams.
The final spread of the edited prison, split between two pages.
A photo of HM Prison Wormwood Scrubs, a prison in London. I like the imposing gate.
wonder woman asks superman and batman to hold the "lasso of truth." both wonder woman and superman introduce themselves with their real names. batman introduces himself as batman.
A ship with the microslop logo on its flag sinking in the background while the doublefine logo rows away in a small rowboat.
Ash Bentley, head wrapped in plastic wrap, about to apply tape.
A screenshot of me importing Kvacm's brushes into affinity studio
G'Kar from Babylon 5. The Best Character. (And my favorite actor, all in one)
The Black Isle studios logo
A graph showing my results on the AI compass: conscientious objector.
The youtube landing page of Saul4Democracy, featuring (currently) three videos from Saul Goodman: "Misdirection," "Democracy!" and "Know Your Rights!"
A meme image of Morpheus yelling "NEEOOOOOO WAKE UP FROM YOUR COMFY OFFICE JOB AND ACTIVE SOCIAL LIFE YOU'RE A HUMAN BATTERY NEO COME LIVE IN A CAVE WITH US AND EAT PORRIDGE SLOP"
The results of an online political spectrum test showing that my closest match is Ed Zitron.
The steel frame of now crispy Touchdown Jesus, flanked by majestic orange-lit fountains.
On the left, Touchdown Jesus. On the right, Burning Touchdown Jesus.
an old dude with an incredulous look on his face.
A screenshot from Clearsky showing a moderation list called "Hates People Who Use AI Crypto smart-glasses NFTs Bitcoin or VR" created by user "schizanon.bsky.social."
A post on social media by AutisticAnarchy that reads: "Wonderful. Now all we need to do is hope our buddy Israel, whom appears to be wearing a shirt that reads '#1 Ceasefire Violation Fan,' doesn't do anything to compromise this ceasefire. Edit: By Talos, this can't be happening."
A screenshot of bullet points from a TWIV email with epic's plans for unreal 6: 1. Epic went on to highlight the role of AI in the engine, saying "for UE6, we see LLMs generative AI models, and tools like Claude and Codex playing a central role in helping you build content faster while maintaining the creative control you need." 2. "Our goal for UE6 is to greatly reduce the tedious work in authoring content to leave more time for creative exploration, and increase the amount of iterations a team can make to polish their content."
It's the promo poster for "the good guys" which starred Bradley Whitford and Colin Hanks and which was, for a very brief, halcyon moment, the funniest thing I had ever seen on television. Bradley Whitford especially was can't-breathe-oh-my-god funny.
a screenshot from steam showing 1666 Amsterdam being set to "ignore."
A screenshot of a post from user "Radio Free Society" that reads "AI artwork looks the way Christian rock sounds."
The book cover for "Star Trek: The Weight Of Worlds" with added vampire teeth on Sulu, Kirk, and Spock.
the "is this a pigeon" meme. The caption reads "Is this an AI bot?" and the butterfly has been replaced with one of the funniest posts I have read today.
"stella Sacco" with crudely drawn stars around it.
A picture of my black cat with his one remaining canine.
An obviously distressed guy crossing his arms and glaring, and then throwing up his arms and saying "I GUESS."
"I'm Kid Rock." on 60 minutes
60 minutes with Tomi
60 Minutes with Rudy.
Tomi Lahren on 60 minutes
A blank 60 minutes screen showing the titular clock and logo in the background.
A picture of the 60 minutes scene normally showing Lesie Stahl, who has been replaced with Rudy Giuliani looking confused.
A screenshot of a post that reads "DRAMA [Easy: Success] - 'From the creators of Disco Elysium.' Taste that sentence. Roll it around. Notice how it never specifies which creators. The ones who were fired after asking where the money went? No. The ones who fired them. ENCYCLOPEDIA [Trivial: Success] - Four concept sketches. Sold for one euro to a shell company, then sold back to the studio for four-point-eight-million. The surplus purchased a controlling stake. This is called a leveraged buyout. SHIVERS [Challenging: Success] - Every one of them still dreams about it. They built a home together and then someone changed the locks. They are not allowed to go back. VOLITION [Godly: Failure] - You have all of the information. You have had it for years. And here you are, reading the review section, looking for the part that makes it okay. $40 to cross the picket line. You'll tell yourself you're "supporting the developers who are still there." Congratulations, Moralist, you learned nothing."
A screenshot of the Space King intro, where everyone is doing the space king reverse diamond hand salute.
A photoshopped screenshot of a fox news segment where Stephen Miller has been replaced by Count Orlok. The subtitles read "When Talarico goes in for a blood test, blood doesn't come out. Instead soy milk comes out."
A picture of the DS9 station with the episode title "Midnight On The Firing Line."
Something strange... sleepin in your bed. HUH!
a screenshot of the confirmation window from spotify after you delete your account for good.
A photo of some pigs dressed as fascists with "LARD KORPS" on their flak vests.
The same graph except with another point labeled as "Minorities being able to vote is prejudicial against elderly white racists."
A graph labeled "There is more diversity of thought on the political Right than on the political Left." There is a series of plots, and... you know what it doesn't matter because this is a nonsense graph. One node on the "political Right" side is labeled "This one right here is: It's not pedophilia, its ephebophilia!"
A leaked memo from Autozone discussing the impending supply shortage of motor oil, diesel oil, and specialty fluids. One paragraph reads: "Due to the unfolding situation in the Middle East, we're facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%"
A screenshot from social media, where poster Costa Kapothanasis is posting about a sudden shortage of motor vehicle lubricant coming very soon. user Godfather_530 states "Irans oil output is peanuts compared to the rest of the world.." to which Costa Kapothanasis replies "It has nothing to do with crude oil and everything to do with the plant that makes the majority of Group III base oil, which is the only feedstock you can make DEXOS oil with, was BLOWN TO SMITHERINES."
A sceeenshot of the bluesky account for @microdose-fun.bsky.social, blocked by the Great AI - NFT- CRYPTO Cull blocklist.
An image of "Lawnchair Larry" Walters, in his lawnchair aircraft lifted by balloons.
A screenshot from an article at local10.com. it reads "Guthrie confirmed the center costs over $1 million per day to operate, adding that he believes Florida will be reimbursed by the federal government for running the facility. 'There is an initial check coming out, I don't know what the amount of that is going to be,' he said. 'We applied for about $90 million, then we applied for another $300 million on top of that.'"
A screenshot of a post on social media with a picture of the interior of Alligator Alcatraz during the time Trump was visiting. The post reads: "Alligator Alcatraz is closing after one year and wasting $1B to house 1400 immigrants. That's an eye-popping $714,285 per occupant. Everything this administration does is filled with fraud and waste." Posted originally by Joel Montifort on may 17th 2026.
One of those political compass things. Im all the way in the upper left corner which is "Libertarian Left."
A long list of weird as fuck lists harvested from clearsky. Several seem to revolve around something called "Chaos Sky" and somebody named "Coboltserpent" who I think has a whole bunch of sock puppets, because a lot of this language sounds like one person. "@imnotimpressed00.bsky.social: Hey Idiots! Source code for covn.io's Chaos Sky Since Nia was bragging about their chaos magic feed, I snagged the source code and took a look. It's not very impressive; it's a hashtag filter. Apparently, Nia really hates my favorite character, The Scarlet Witch. Nia, I can run inferences on your regex expressions, FYI. See pinned post." "@omgthisissofunny.bsky.social: Oh No! The Spooky Folks Are Getting Their Black Candles This Takes Less Than 2 Min You Lab Rats FYI, it takes less than 2 min to do this. This takes less time & effort than you think. I'm honestly so entertained watching how much traffic I generate within your subgraphs. It's like pouring boiling hot water on an ant hill and watching them scurry around. It's funny!" "@thelielkabshiel.bsky.social Hey Lab Subjects! This is a subset of your ego network. There are 41,360 accounts and 86,823 connections. An adoption of roughly 70 accounts (chaostrollblock) or 500 accounts (trollblock) represents 0-1%. The 86,823 indicates that you’re strongly influenced by central personalities—like a cult. See pinned post." "@cobaltserpent.bsky.social Laughing Psychopath Hey Idiots! I'm aware of the chaostrollblock list. I'm using the repo to track you, you dummies. You're so dumb you believe that it blocks me when I'm getting what I want, and I have another ego network to track: the blocklists of the alters (people subscribed to it). What fucking idiots." AND SO MUCH MORE...
A screenshot of this post where a "yikes" option has been added next to "likes."
An image of two bricks. The one on the left says "Throw me at a FASCIST" and the one on the right says "Use me to build COMMUNITY." The caption reads "Inside you are two bricks: Both are valid."
A screenshot from the video game EPIC FURIOUS showing the sprite of Kash Patel saying "Mr. President thank you for delivering the safest country on god's green earth."
Batou from the year of our lord two thousand and fucking four.