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Zero Fucks. Laughs Incessantly. Terrible Aim. Twitch Partner. Does Vtubing. Living Embodiment of Scope Creep.

HUNDO SNOM IN POKEMON GO
A photograph of Joe Biden giving a speech at a plinth. The caption text reads "I am going to become the Joker. [crowd cheers]"
I Made This meme
Comic panels from a strip done by HappyRoadkill. It features a concerned father flicking on the light switch, coffee cup in hand, to tell his son he needs to wake up so they can speak about "the type of pokemon he's been catching recently." The next panel is the son, absolutely smothered by extremely buff male pokemon, responding "Elaborate." THE JOKE IS FUCKING. SEXY POKEMON MEN. HEE HEE HOO HOO.
A screenshot of a DM request on Twitter of an incredibly dubious profile going on about investment opportunities with way too many emojis and a like to a Whatsapp chat that probably has computer viruses unknown to modern science on the other side. Also claims to be from Goldman Sachs. The scammiest scam message I've seen in years.
It's birthday cake for me
Ghirardelli ice cream of the mint variety
It is a picture of an aircraft seat display. The language has been unnecessarily set to German.
It's the Twitchcon logo
A screenshot of the game Rust, on streamer Dinklebean's community server. DigitalVagrant has been playing on this server with his clanmates in the Zero Fucks clan and with his friend Lazerpig. The screenshot depicts a cinematic moment of what they call "The Second Battle of Honeypot Hill", Honeypot Hill being the name of the ZF base, which was built atop the hill of one of the railroad network tunnels that allow movement of trains between the above-ground and the below-ground. To the west, the jungle biome. To the east, and north, more of the grasslands. The screenshot depicts a view taken from high in the sky by an admin. Visible are multiple rockets in mid-flight and mid-impact as an Attack Helicopter swoops over the ZF base, which a significant portion of the server has shown up to raid. It is immensely cinematic, believe me.
It is a sign that has "please don't do cocaine in the bathroom" on it, with a couple of physical photographs to accompany it.
It is a screenshot of text taken to condense the post down to a single one. A truncated version of this is as follows: The last several years of my life have been been a slow degradation, of both my circumstances and my own mental health. To be brief: Over the last several years, I lost basically my entire life savings, of several tens of thousands of dollars, at hands of the poor financial habits of those I believed to be responsible with it. Though I was able to reach an amicable payment plan, I will likely never see most of that money for a long, long time. In the meantime, I have dealt with a near-constant onslaught of back to back crises to deal with, from a massive laceration on my thumb (that I still have not regained full sensation in), to unexpected bills, to the now well-documented hell that Radia was put through by her former "friend" (which I do not regret helping her with and would do it again in a heartbeat). I have been in a steadily-increasing, near-constant mental fog for I do not know how long at this point; it is difficult for me to even pick out specific incidents, as my memory at this point is incredibly fragmented from stress. I did not speak at length publicly about these out of shame and an incredibly unhealthy habit to put my head down and try to brute-force work my way out of my problems. I am immensely conflict avoidant; I fear the anger of others, or of upsetting them with my issues. The end result was attempting to fight an uphill battle alone I had zero chance of winning, even as it steadily destroyed me. I am not okay. I am getting better; Radia's assistance, a steady therapist, and the slow abatement of some of the most major problems I have faced have begun to ease the pressure somewhat. But it is likely going to be some time until I feel back to where I once was. Thank you.
It is a piece chart of the player breakdown of current Helldivers 2 players. There is still 12k players on bugs even as almost the entire rest of the playerbase is defending super earth.
A screenshot of the portion of the original images, specifically the part where the werido talks about her "sultry radio voice" and this man probably has a skin suit in his closet
A screenshot of twitch's suspension message when a channel has been temporarily suspended due to community guidelines or terms of service violations.
This AI lady is clearly sampled from Obama
Hands on the hips guy meme; edberg you don't walk the velociraptor we JUST let you keep, no you cannot bring home a fuzzy rodent; i should never have kids
Yep that's pre-launch day version AND the beta version.
This is a 15+ year old laptop HDD that is spitting in the face of logic and/or god
That's the files for the original version of Final Fantasy XIV, untouched since October 19th, 2010. Holy shit this drive should not be running.
The Division promo artwork for this collab.
I have 1420 hours of highlights I am COOOOOKED
A picture of four Division agents in a helicopter over New York City, with DigitalVagrant, Falcon, Radiaactive, and Lazerpig's heads on their bodies. The text reads their names as well as the title of the game, Tom Clancy's The Division.
Picture of the Washington Monument across the ice in the evening, as the sun sets.
The lovely Radia, standing in front of a spa window in her robe, smiling serenely at the camera.
Skullvolver doodled pictures of himself and Heavenly on the window's sweat fog.
Video of Skullker DJing. The rotating lights that my chat bought on throne are visible being used.
An office poster from the game Control talking about anomalous staplers.
Bing and Radia sitting outside the merch hall
I got a super nintendo
A man wearing a screenface costume with an animated screen
God the view of the Potomic is pretty
Picture of my magfest badge
Shot of the Gaylord open lobby
My catboy-ass model is peak Look at it LOOK AT IT
A doormat that is merch of internet artist flork, that reads "its MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves". It is placed outside a house door in a concrete-floored area that gives vibes that compliment the sentiment perfectly. Turn back, fed boys, or perish.
Bluesky-themed overlay for your twitter banner, in case you want to show you've decamped for here but don't want to delete your account/leave the art for Elon to scrape.
Screenshot of my bookmarks page. There are subfolders. Lots of subfolders. Subfolders for subfolders.
Screenshot of my bookmarks tab, with all of the folders closed. There are only 7 proper folders.