Dime Dropper

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Protesters assembling in San Diego.
Elon Musk zeig heil.
Nelson forcing Milhouse to punch himself while saying “Stop hitting yourself.”
Joe: I’m the smartest guy in the world? Says who? Secretary of State: The IQ test you took in prison. You got the highest score in history, brought to you by Carl’s Jr. Secretary of Energy: Yeah, dumbass. You’re even smarter than President Camacho. That’s how come he’s making you Secretary of Interior. Joe: Okay, so who are you? Secretary of Energy: I’m the Secretary of Energy. Secretary of State: He won a contest, got to be a cabinet member. I’m the Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl’s Jr. Joe: Why do you keep saying that? Secretary of State: ‘Cause they pay me every time I do. It’s a really good way to make money. If you’re so smart, why don’t you know that? Secretary of State: This is the Secretary of Defense. Secretary of Defense: Says hi but sounds like ha. Secretary of State: And fun bags over there is the Attorney General. Attorney General: Says hi in a sultry voice. Attorney General: And that’s the Secretary of Education. Secretary of Defense: He’s kind of stupid.
Rudy Giuliani asks on Twitter / X, “Where are the Epstein files?”