Dimlan

@dimlan.bsky.social

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Exhausted from 21st Century life. Brain fried from all the TV watching. Lifelong New Yorker and support the sports teams, yes even the evil ones. Please don't implode this place and make me have to understand Mastodon

"Futurama" Amazon women declare "death by snu snu"

Red Corvette with yellow flames from "Corvette Summer"

"Simpsons" character burying box of stuff: "I was a fool to think anyone would want Pat McAfee's debut album "Diary of a Polarizing Figure"

Troy McClure: "If a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about."

Homer Simpson singing "I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T"

Cyclops (a squinting Diedrich Bader) taken from "Meet the Spartans"

Sorry, Diedrich Bader

Wikipedia: "Foster garnered substantial controversy during Senate hearings in February 1995 when he admitted that he had performed abortions as an obstetrician-gynecologist.[1] Foster was also accused of being involved with forced sterilizations during the Tuskegee syphilis experiment; he sharply denied involvement although he acknowledged he was employed by the university during the final period of the experiments."

Rifftraxed movie with a nightclub entertainer singing "My own robot, my own, my lady"

Frustrated Apu explaining to Principal Skinner his book idea has been done

Rodney Dangerfield movie "My 5 Wives," which might but probably doesn't contain that quote

Song "it's not the President's fault Argentina collapsed"

Mayor Quimby shrugging

Kramer: "You're the Clam Man"

Jim Downey meme: "Tate Brothers the social media influencers?"

Homer Simpson: "Or what? You'll release the bison or the bees, or bison with bees in their mouth, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"

Parole board: "We object to the term dumb-ass poopyheads when you could have said dumb-butt pee-pee heads"
Sideshow Bob: "Cheerfully withdrawn"

Bart: "This is the worst air quality index of my life"
Homer: "The worst air quality index until tomorrow's"

"Arrested Development"s Walter Weatherman: "And that's why you don't fire your teleprompter guy for insider trading!"

CNBC article:

U.S. grocery slowdown deepens as shoppers buy fewer items, raising pressure on food companies
Brandon Gomez

Grocery unit sales fell 1.8% in June vs. last year as shoppers cut back, outweighing food inflation, new Bain data shows.

Groceries cost about 33% more than in 2019, driving consumers to buy less, switch to cheaper brands and hunt for deals.

PepsiCo, Walmart and Kroger are leaning into promotions, price cuts and value as the industry shifts from dollar growth to volume growth.

Mr. Burns: "Have Millennials killed"
Smithers: "Sir, that's not..."
Mr. Burns: "I said do it!"

HGTV PR:

"NINETIES TELEVISION IDOLS GO HEAD-TO-HEAD IN HGTV'S THROWBACK HOME RENOVATION COMPETITION SERIES "TOTALLY '90S HOUSE"

Jaleel White, Brian Austin Green, Beverley Mitchell, Jodie Sweetin, Melissa Joan Hart, Matthew Lawrence, Keshia Knight Pulliam and Joey Lawrence to Star in Six-Episode Season Premiering Wednesday, Aug. 26, at 9 p.m. ET/PT"

Mr. Burns: Get me Schwarzenegger.
Smithers: He's unavailable.
Mr. Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent.

Homer Simpson: "First you get the space sugar, then you get the space power, then you get the spacewomen"

Ned Flanders: "If it's tangy and brown, you're in rabies town"

Jim Downey: "Liberty the WNBA Commissioner's Cup winner?"

Baseball-reference.com page for Freddy Peralta with 2026 record 5-7, 4.68 ERA, 0.1 WAR

Cops leading Abe Simpson out: "All right. Come on, Pops - Pigs won't bother you anymore."

Wikipedia: "The show returned three months later with a new title – Nothing Is Easy – new opening credits, a new time slot (Sundays at 9:30 PM ET, after Designing Women and up against movies on the other two networks), a new theme song, and a new cast member – Julia Migenes as bitter divorced neighbor Marion Simmons. Elliott Gould did not appear in the revamped series – his character was killed off in an automobile accident, and Dee Wallace-Stone continued on as a single mother."

Netflix trailer for Our Sticky Love | Official Teaser | Netflix [ENG SUB]

An ambitious prosecutor loses her memory and moves in with a boxing coach who claims to be her boyfriend. Can this sticky situation turn into real love?

Homer Simpson drooling

Tracey Ullman with Larry David on "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

J. Jonah Jameson: "Get me 20 stories about the Taylor-Travis wedding!"

"The Simpsons" stocktrader: "You have a no-hitter on 115 pitches.
And now, you've allowed a hit. You got greedy, Dylan."

Kramer: "What do you think, junior? You think these hands have been soakin' in Ivory liquid?"

Armwrestling meme of Taylor Swift and Donald Trump agreeing on "odd pricing based on personally meaningful numbers"

Poster for movie "355." Just because no one remembers it doesn't mean you can recycle it.

Movie poster for "Pickleball Pete"

Jason Alexander and Michael Richards at Emmy Awards

"The Simpsons" Monorail salesman: "I've sold variety shows to WDTV, WJAC and WKBN and by gum it put them on the map"

The Rock in "Fast Five"

An email inviting me to join "Bohemian Club Illuminati"

Comedy Central airing a 20th anniversary end-of-Vietnam War special

Discovery Channel is airing "Good Morning Mr. Hitler" about him visiting an art fair

"Succession"s Kendell Roy saying "I'm the most beautiful boy"

"The Simpsons" classroom of kids saying "hold up the jar, Bart"

Woman on "The Simpsons": "I swear I'm going to scream. At first they were cute and funny, but now they're just annoying."

Don Draper pitching tagline "Come on!"

A hold on the library book "Trudeau and Doonesbury." I'm down to a 12-week wait.

Itchy & Scratchy Land employee: "We need more "Adbert" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Adbert license plates."

Wikipedia on "Wizard" premise:

Simon McKay is a genius and inventor with dwarfism who chooses to spend his life as a philanthropist and innovative toymaker dedicated to preserving and protecting innocence. CIC agent Alex Jagger is assigned to protect Simon from the evil forces who wish to use Simon's genius for their own nefarious purposes. They are soon joined by Simon's long time friend, Tillie Russell. Simon, Alex, and Tillie become a family unit working together through adventure and adversity, especially when it comes to defeating Simon's self-proclaimed archenemy, Troyan, who would rather seek revenge upon the world for his suffering from the radiation poisoning he brought upon himself than take responsibility for his own actions.

7/2/26 "Garfield" by Jim Davis

Garfield stretches and fits himself in a box and says "challenge accepted!"

CNBC headline as stock futures are up: "Weak jobs report eases interest rate pressure"

"The Simpsons" Lenny: "They're talking about love! Don't let them get away!"

Bill O'Reilly's hugely accurate history book "Killing Reagan"

Homer Simpson: "Bart, you want to see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?"

Homer Simpson in mask holding chainsaw: "Bart, you want to see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?"

Bart Simpson: "I don't think any of us expected him to say that"

Principal Skinner: "Done and done. And I mean done."

Mamdani and Mr. Bean agree on wearing a suit

Homer Simpson: "In America, first you get the shrimp, then you get the power, then you get the women"

Kirk Van Houten singing "Can I borrow a feeling? Could you lend me a jar of shrimp?"