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Iron Hills Blacksmith {1}{W} Creature — Dwarf Artificer Double strike When this creature enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Axe with “Equipped creature gets +1/+0” and equip {2}. 1/1
The Queen of Dale {1}{W} Legendary Creature — Human Noble Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, you recruit. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.) 2/1
Selfie of me wearing a burgundy cap, white shirt and teal lanyard. In the background is a hanging purple sign with Free Play in bold, white letters.
Close up selfie of me wearing a cream shirt and burgundy cap. In the background is a store called Cute, all in caps and baby pink.
Close up shot of an empty glass bottle with a Fanta logo, the sticker is purple and pink with Cassis on it (Dutch for blackcurrant). Next to it is a glass with ice and a reddish liquid (the blackcurrant Fanta), with a slice of orange.
Photo of a park landscape. A water fountain is just left of centre in a large body of water. Trees line the background and left of the fountain, geese sit on the grass back in the foreground.
They're the same picture meme with the quoted image on the left image, and Chien-Pao from Pokemon on the left image.
Screenshot of the rules for Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite Notes and Rules Information for Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite: If a second Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite comes under your control, you'll put one into its owner's graveyard due to the “legend rule” at the same time that any of your opponents' creatures getting -4/-4 are put into their owner's graveyard for having 0 or less toughness. (2017-11-17)
Battle Team Left Side: Farigiraf / Armor Tail / Colbur Berry - Hyper Voice - Twin Beam - Trick Room - Protect Mawile / Hyper Cutter / Mawilite - Iron Head - Play Rough - Rock Slide - Protect Incineroar / Intimidate / Mental Herb - Flare Blitz - Darkest Lariat - Fake Out - Parting Shot Right Side: Staraptor / Intimidate / Choice Scarf - Brave Bird - Close Combat - U-Turn - Final Gambit Sinistcha / Hospitality / Sitrus Berry - Matcha Gotcha - Shadow Ball - Rage Powder - Trick Room Slowbro / Regenerator / Slowbronite - Scald - Psychic - Ice Beam - Protect
Screen from Pokémon Champions User is at Level 35 on the season pass, has 21,330VP and is at the following ranks. Single Battle: Poké Ball Tier | Rank 4. Double Battle: Master Ball Tier | Rank 4. Placement number 274,991 and a rating of 1.686.
A table of MTG keywords and ability words, except for Magecraft. The table includes the nonexistent Spellbound.
A custom Magic the Gathering card. Canodare Monument 2 Artifact When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic Plains, Island, or Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {1}{W}{U}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create two 2/2 colorless Synth artifact creature tokens with “{i}Burnout{/i} {-} {2}, {T}, Put a burnout counter on this token: Surveil 2.” Activate only as a sorcery.
A custom Magic the Gathering card. Containment Device 3 Artifact - Device T: Add W. T: Extract this artifact's data. (While this artifact's data is extracted, you may cast a copy of its data spell. Do this only once.) // Hold in Stasis 1W Sorcery - Data Until your next turn, target permanent loses all abilities except mana abilities and can't anttack or block.
Void Rend WUB Instant This spell can’t be countered. Destroy target nonland permanent.
Custom Magic the Gathering card (in verticle) Liminal Space 2W Enchantment - Room When you unlock this door, target creature phases out until this Room leaves the battlefield. The Backrooms 3WW Enchantment - Room Whenever a creature enters, it phases out. (Treat it and anything attached to it as though they don’t exist until its controller’s next turn.)
A custom Magic the Gathering card. Phanstagmagoria {Phan Stag Magoria) 1GWU Artifact Creature - Elk Construct */* This creature enters with a first strike counter, a vigilance counter, and a trample counter on it. This creature’s base power and toughness are each equal to the number of counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one {-} • Move up to one counter from another nonland permanent you control to this creature. • Move up to one counter from this creature to another nonland permanent you control. The artwork is of a robot Elk with it's horns being used as a lightshow on a music stage, the horns emit a green light, and appear as eyes.
A custom Magic the Gathering card. Cliffhaven Couriers 2WW Creature - Human Soldier Scout 2/2 When this creature enters, choose one. If it was cast from exile or entered from exile, instead you may choose two - - Destroy target enchantment. - Create a 1/1 white Human creature token. - Put a shield counter on another target creature you control.
A custom Magic the Gathering card. Ylenia, Synth Ambassador (4)(B/R) Legendary Artifact Creature - Synth Advisor 4/3 Ward{-}Pay 2 life. {X}, Sacrifice another nontoken artifact with mana value X: Create two tokens that are copies of the sacrificed artifact. Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, Ylenia, Synth Ambassador deals 1 damage to target opponent.
A custom Magic the Gathering card. Gardenkeeper Hasthano (2)(G/W) Legendary Creature - Human Druid 1/4 Vigilance At the beginning of your end step, return target permanent card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total number of counters put on permanents you control this turn. Burnout - (2)(G/W), (T), Put a burnout counter on Hasthano: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. (Activated abilities of a permanent with a burnout counter on it can’t be activated, except for mana abilities.)
I'M BLUE (AKA; Blue is not as good in EDH as people pretend it to be.)
Jocasta, Automaton Avenger {3} Legendary Artifact Creature - Robot Hero Flying Whenever your commander deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on Jocasta Whenever you attack with your commander, if this card is in your graveyard, you may return it to the battlefield tapped and attacking. 2/2
Kytheon, Hero of Akros
Screenshot of Discord conversation Posted by Cryptic Dingus Egg (me) at 11.33pm on Tuesday 2nd June. "I think there's a few things here. 1) There is a viable flicker/equipment deck but I don't think it's lead by Aurelia, the Warleader."
Image of Heracross from Pokemon
EDHREC Cast Youtube Video titled "How to Tune DOWN your Commander Deck | Magic: the Gathering" 228 views - 17 minutes ago.
Scrap Compactor {1} Artifact - Common {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to target creature. {6}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target creature or Vehicle.
Coin of Mastery {4} Artifact - Rare Each creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each mana from an artifact source spent to cast it. {T}: Create a Treasure token.
Every Pokémon is someone's favourite Altaria Cryptic "the forgotten dragon"
The Ancient Solsk 3GG - Rare Legendary Creature - Elemental Druid Vigilance, trample, ward 1 When this creature enters, put a shield counter on it. If a spell or ability would cause you to put one or more counters on a permanent you control that aren't +1/+1 counters, you may put an additional counter of that type on that permanent. 3/6
Havenfolk Brigade 4W - Common Creature - Human Soldier Affinity for Havens (This spell costs 1 less for each Haven you control.) When this creature enters, draw a card. Whenever this creature attacks, if you control two or more Havens, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn. 3/3
Ambush from The Murk 1B - Common Instant Gloom 1. (Put the top card of your library into exile face down. You can't look at it.) Materialize Horrors 1. (Put a card you own in exile onto the battlefield face down. It’s a 2/2 black Horror creature.)
Banish the Horrors 2W - Common Sorcery Choose one - • Exile target Horror creature. • Exile target enchantment. • Overcome gloom 2. (Put up to two cards in exile on the bottom of their respective owner’s libraries.)
You can place a card you have exiled from the top of your library here. You can't look at these cards unless the effect of a permanent spell (sic) says otherwise.
Ulasht, the Hate Seed 2RG Legendary Creature — Hellion Hydra Ulasht enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other red creature you control and a +1/+1 counter on it for each other green creature you control. 1, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Ulasht: Choose one — • Ulasht deals 1 damage to target creature. • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. 0/0
Store Championship promo version of Psychic Frog. A frog sits in the centre of the card with it's head tilted to its left (viewer's right). Pink rays emanate from the frog's head in a circle pattern.
Photo of the Magic the Gathering card Time Spiral, the edges and corners are worn but no damage to the card face itself. Time Spiral 4UU Sorcery Remove Time Spiral from the game. Each player shuffles his or her graveyard and hand into his or her library, then draws seven cards. You untap up to six lands.
Chief Engineer {1}{U} Creature — Vedalken Artificer Artifact spells you cast have convoke. (Your creatures can help cast those spells. Each creature you tap while casting an artifact spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature’s color.) 1/3
Ominous Parcel {1} Artifact {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Ominous Parcel: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {5}, {T}, Sacrifice Ominous Parcel: It deals 4 damage to target creature.
Team ID: PAKW8XU1S4 Left Side: Farigiraf Armor Tail, Mental Herb Psychic, Trick Room, Hyper Voice, Protect Skeledirge Unaware, Sitrus Berry Torch Song, Shadow Ball, Snarl, Protect Archaludon Stalwart, Leftovers Thunderbolt, Flash Cannon, Draco Meteor, Aura Sphere Right Side: Aggron Sturdy, Agronite Rock Slide, Body Press, Iron Head, Protect Feraligatr Sheer Force, Feraligite Liquidation, Double-Edge, Ice Punch, Protect Aromatisse Aroma Veil, Focus Sash Moon last, Psychic, Protect, Trick Room
White t-shirt with an Exmoor Horn ram, the absolute unit meme. The caption says "look at this absolute unit" The Museum of English Rural Life logo is small and barely legible underneath the caption
Left Red, white and grey check pattern single curtain hanging from a silver curtain rod. In front is a table, step ladder and chair with red blanket on it.
About me: Pokemon Favourite: Altaria 2nd Favourite: Heracross Least Favourite: Seel Underrated: Magcargo Overrated: Blissey Best Starter: Chikoriat Best Dynamax: Gmax Centiskorch Best Mega: Mega Altaria Best Regional Variant: Hisuian Braviary Best Eeveelution: Umbreon Would have as pet: Dedenne Best Shiny: Rayquaza I don't why I like it, I just do: Farigiraf Personal Story: Crobat Nostalgic: Butterfree
8 stacks of sleeved magic cards, each spilt into 6 individual packs per stack. On top of each stack is a black and red token titled Gloom.
A turquoise card carrying box showing 848 sleeved cards. A second thinner grey box on the left with a further 150 sleeved cards.
A Moxfield Deck banner (purple block colours fading into an image of Abigale, Poet Laureate). The text states: CrypticMTG (my user handle) 12 [WB] Beat Poems I title my decklists with their position in the colour order, what those colours are, then a deck name.
I sit, in a turquoise running hoodie, beneath an image of a hyper realistic super Mario, which appear in a mirror taken from a distance.
Repel Others A {U} Instant As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile a card from your hand face down. Return target creature to its owner's hand. If you paid this spell's additional cost and you own four or more cards in exile, instead return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Haven Protection Field 1U Instant Counter target spell unless its controller pays 2. If you control two or more Havens, counter that spell unless its controller pays 4 instead.
Screenshot of a breaking news story in football. Kyle Walker retires from international duty.
Mishra, Eminent One {2}{U}{B}{R} Legendary Creature — Human Artificer At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a token that’s a copy of target noncreature artifact you control, except its name is Mishra’s Warform and it’s a 4/4 Construct artifact creature in addition to its other types. It gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. 5/4
Soul Immolation {3}{R}{R} Sorcery As an additional cost to cast this spell, blight X. X can’t be greater than the greatest toughness among creatures you control. (Put X -1/-1 counters on a creature you control.) Soul Immolation deals X damage to each opponent and each creature they control.
Ulasht, the Hate Seed {2}{R}{G} Legendary Creature — Hellion Hydra Ulasht enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each other red creature you control and a +1/+1 counter on it for each other green creature you control. {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Ulasht: Choose one — • Ulasht deals 1 damage to target creature. • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. 0/0
A cardboard box with piles of random magic cards.
Image of Browt, a new Pokemon from generation 10. Browt is a small yellow bird with a lime green beak, and eyebrows that look like leaves, large white eyes with black pupils, and black feet.
Image of Browt, a new Pokemon from generation 10 with a surprised look. Browt is a small yellow bird with a lime green beak, and eyebrows that look like leaves, large white eyes with black pupils, and black feet.
Image of the Dream World art for Altaria (the Pokemon), emerging from the number 30 in light blue and white. The 0 of 30 is styled like a Pokeball.