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He/him/miserable little pile of secrets. Magnesium based lifeform. Art lead and flesh body at https://linktr.ee/fightopera

Some Google ai list of side effects for a medication that includes "di2rhea"
large fire in a wooded lot at Braker and Bluff Bend in Austin, TX
A man in a brown robe blowing into a carnyx, a very large horn with a boar's head on it, held upright over his head. Some kind of stone henge is in the background.
A completely demolished interior shed wall with a broken window and pile of glass under it
The knight construct from age of imprisonment, a green and orange construct robot thing with glowing energy through it
Picture of a smart TV with a link for Edward Scissorhands, which is described as "a young man with shears brings excitement to a suburb"
Photo of a smart TV with an ad that just says "sponsored: tomato soup"
Title card for the movie Night of the Werewolf, with a man in an iron mask
a man in an iron mask that has just been executed slumps over. the caption reads (upbeat music)
A man in a crude iron werewolf(?) mask gets staked through the heart. As he dies, the frame freezes on him and upbeat music plays, while the captions read "upbeat music"
a notification from bluesky saying "Despair followed you"
A picture of the ocean taken from the beach. There are modest waves. I have waded out into the surf and all you can see is my hat in the water
Man (Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) glowering unpleasantly
Selfie of a man standing in front of the Texas Theater in Dallas, the marquee says Kaiju Go! Sold Out
Sponsored ad sidebar from facebook. The top image is a pair of short white shorts with an lace-like cutout over each ass cheek. The bottom image is a weird green fish mask from Temu
A gas station ballcap with a patch on it. The patch has a picture of a Mexican sombrero and says "sombrero"
A cover of great illustrated classics Moby Dick, a version for children that's extremely simplified and full of pictures
Screenshot of a movie credit that says "Music edited by Variety Film Flippermusic"
Dead cockroach laying on its side
Weather app saying 91 degrees in Austin, feels like 100
classic meme image of a woman with a microphone standing in front of a powerpoint presentation which says "I AM A DUMB BITCH WITH TERRIBLE TASTE. I WILL NEVER CHANGE. I WILL NEVER IMPROVE. THAT IS A PROMISE"
Video of the entrance arch for Fight Opera's METALMORPHOSIS. It is a giant grotesque big head with light up eyes
A picture of Hiroshi Fujioka and images of 4 different version of Kamen Rider he portrayed. It says "Happy 79th birthday, Hiroshi Fujioka-san!"
a grey and white tuxedo patterned cat laying in a cardboard box looking right at the camera. He has big green eyes.
A bunch of expanding foam blobs shaped kind of like grubs, sitting on cardboard in a garage like some kind of fucked up grub bakery
A rather large Godzilla shaped present, wrapped shoddily with a small gift bag shoved over its head
An ad from Walmart on Facebook advertising a "1 kilo cast-poured good bar"
A pointy nosed red spaceship from the anime Cowboy Bebop
A man looking downward, wearing sunglasses with an image of a carnation superimposed on the lenses.
An Instagram ad for a store selling anime shirts but the image is for a polo shirt that looks like Eddy's from Ed, Edd, and Eddy
an amazon product photo of a pair of cheap retro headphones modelled on a slice of bread or cake
an email from home depot asking me to review a cardboard moving box I bought
a striped gray tuxedo cat sleeping in a weird curled up position
the vince mcmahon meme where he gets increasingly ecstatic next to the quotes "Christopher Nolan's 2020 film Tenet", "apotropaic formula", "boustrophedon", "hapax legomenon"
Still image of "Dracula" from the Dracula flow videos and italic text saying: "I believe in you. You can accomplish anything you want in this life. I'm a fuckin' mud slut."
A transformer that turns from the Ninja Turtle Party Wagon into a robotic Ninja Turtle
Transformers Legacy Thundertron toy, turns into a robotic lion
On the no-ship, rebel Bene Gesserit attempt to murder the Leto II ghola, but are foiled when he transforms into a sandworm.
that big brazil jesus statue overlooking a laser shooting either from or into space from the ocean, a still from the new Godzilla Kong movie trailer
An Instagram ad for Amazon showing an opulent vampire-looking ass jacket that says it'll arrive by Feb 14
A Wendy's restaurant sign, the fast food kind with removable letters. It says Y R OUR STPEP KEN COM
screenshot of a facebook marketplace listing for a house boat. Text is $12,500 House Boat (Bitcoin preferred) Lockhart, TX
lion statue from a still from Eisenstein's black and white film "Battleship Potemkin". The image says Histoire(s) du cinema
A bar toilet with the seat torn off and on the floor
Jim Varney (dressed as Ernest) holding Snow White's hand while Robin Williams in a huge baggy suit looks on in shock
black and white photo of actor Jim Varney in an open collar white shirt, wearing an earring and sporting a very gay little mustache