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i was exiled from the planet Zeist by the ruthless General Katana. this i smy story

an image of a female character from cyberpunk 2077. she is wearing a black, skintight outfit, and has long black hair, some sort of black metal bug eyes, and feet for hands. yes - that's right. instead of hands, she has feet.
a screenshot from Avatar 3. the villain is bathed in psychedelic colours. the subtitle reads "We do not suck".
a screencap from the FT: Luke Sullivan, Starmer’s former political director, told the FT: “I expect he will announce his intention to stand down in the next 24 hours because, as throughout his career, he always does what he believes is the right thing to do. “This is a deeply sad moment for him personally, but he will have listened, his position was unsustainable. He will be remembered as a man of honour and decency who dedicated himself to public service and always acted in the national interest.”
three bsky posts. the first, by someone who is probably just an AI bot, says, "are you currently working on a book?". the second, my reply, is "i am currently rolling each and every page of hte penguin modern classics edition of george orwell's "nineteen eighty-four" (384 pages) into a blunt and smoking it. the project is making me tremendously ill". the bot then replies, "Wow really, do you have a beta reader for it?"
steam early access review: "The game can produce mind-boggling effects!"
a screencap from 'barton fink', of john goodman charging down a burning corridor holding a shotgun. the subtitles read, "I'll explain how to use a brain! I'll explain how to use a brain!"
a screenshot of google's stupid ai bullshit. my query "ten glorious days without horses" results in an asinine response: "Ten glorious days without horses is an ideal window to enjoy a peaceful, hoof-free retreat, explore the Cotswolds, or plan a seaside getaway. It's the perfect amount of time to relax without any of the daily maintenance, expenses, or travel associated with equestrian sports and riding."
former openai researcher andrej karpathy’s review of “Blindsight by Peter Watts, 2006: Alien contact that didn’t capture me”
a computer-generated image of a marble vase. beneath it, the caption reads "This is not a vase"
Fake wikipedia page: The Strong Inverse Bechdel test is an arcane technique invented by the warlock Coltan Azur in 1759 NA, originally designed as a method of retrieving forbidden knowledge which would otherwise be inaccessible to baseline sapients. Where the original Bechdel test functioned as a measure of the representation of women in fictional settings by asking whether a work features two women having a conversation about something other than a man, the Strong Inverse test involves two non-fictional women, inserted into a specially-constructed Textual Actual World (TAW) by means of a standard fictional rocketship, talking about everything in the universe. This discursive material can then be sifted for forbidden knowledge using a Kreminski-type inductive story sifter in 𝒪(nlog n) time. Azur conducted the first run of the Inverse Test in 1761 NA, employing their wives Arabella Dust-Kirby and Finally, Finally, The Last Words Are Inaudible, Though Try As You Might To Hear Them, And For The Remainder Of Your Days With Each Rememberance Distort The Unreliable Record Of Memory Until Finally, Finally, You Yourself On Your Deathbed Achieve A False But Comforting Understanding In The Moment You Need It Most as the actants, and using a modified copy of William T. Vollmann’s You Bright and Risen Angels as the substrate. Although initially successful, Azur was unprepared for the sheer volume of forbidden knowledge, much of it deeply unflattering, and suffered a cerebral haemorrhage as a result; they subsequently died in 1767 NA of unrelated causes, and their wives remain trapped in the TAW. The substrate is held in the permanent collection of the Artemis Institute In recent years, the use of the Strong Inverse test has gained notariety as a form of torture, particularly by Formerican intelligence services, who have reportedly used the Strong Inverse test both as part of a polygraph or neuropolygraph, and as a method of sensory overload.
AI Overview The square-cube law states that **all cubes must be square, and that any cube which is not square (such as a squirqle (sic)) will be hunted down and shot. For example,
norman rockwell's fucking idiot guy standing up to say some ffuckass shit, i don't know
a decision diagram apprehending the possibility that a person has Martian Death Flu, which may result in Spontaneous Combustion
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a screenshot of the fucking google ai overview. it's explaining how "gas station dick pills" will not give me "powers"
a fan comic of that rabbit from the disney film. zootopia? she's sweating and clutching her face, eyes closed; her left arm is outstretched displaying a peripheral venous catheter. the speech bubble says "AS THE *FIRST RABBIT* EVER TO GET AN ABORTION, I WAS FULLY AWARE OF THE *RISKS*"
a person with an oversized skull-head prosthetic wearing a white shirt and emerald rubber pinafore stands in front of a crowded blackboard bearing the title MUDDIED DESIRE, beneath which is a cryptic diagram featuring Os, Xs, and arrows
a screencap from the anime "Cyber City Oedo 808"; three silhouetted figures - prisoners - stand in front of a man seated at a large desk, a latticework window behind him. monochrome blue, moody. the figure behind the desk is addressing the prisoners, with the subtitle reading: "Will you spend the rest of your lives in this orbital prison,"
a windows 95 style dialog box titled 'world creation' with three sliders inside a 'balance' group: order/chaos, good/evil, and weapon/magic. there are three buttons: create, confirm (greyed out) and cancel
a 3d rendering of captain picard's quarters on the enterprise-d. a slender obround window looks directly from the corridor outside onto the captain's bed
a clip of juliette binoche from the godawful film adaptation of milan kundera's "the unbearable lightness of being". she takes a few photos of a cactus before sighing, and saying, "naked women".
a low-resolution screenshot of a super mario 64 character model overlaid with heavy crt scanlines. the character resembles Mario but lacks a moustache or eyebrows, is dressed in a monochromatic yves klein blue shirt and overalls, wearing a blue cap with a white circle that bears a horizontally-flipped capital gamma. this is LARIO
a screenshot of a reddit post from the "CasualUK" subreddit. the headline is "Everyone in the UK is already dead???", and the body is: "Whilst out shopping this weekend, I noticed that the vast majority of people had dropped dead in the street - either killed by the [PENDING MODERATOR APPROVAL] or "natural causes". The streets were just littered with corpses. It's more than 2 weeks till Christmas. I should be able to still interact with other people, talk about the impending [PENDING MODERATOR APPROVAL] possible cures while we still believe it's a conventional pathogen. Does everyone now get their [PENDING MODERATOR APPROVAL] done so..."
a drop-down menu for personal title selection in an online form. it lists, in order, "Sheikh", "Sheikha", "Sir", "Sir & Lady", and finally, "Them", and "They" (as separate entries)
A passage from an FT article about tory cunt robert jenrick, which reads: “Having extracted myself from our unplanned meeting point, I wait for Jenrick as he joshes with a table of 40-to-50-something-year-old men who say they're indulging in a fine British tradition: a Friday afternoon reunion cum drinking session ahead of Christmas.”
a word cloud of my most used words. the word 'woman' is huge, followed by human, evil, body, fuck, night, death, mind, girl, etc.
a screencap from darren aronofsky's stupid film 'the fountain'. rachel weisz is standing in a white winter coat and white hat with her back turned to the camera, looking at bald hugh jackman kneeling against a tree, also turned away. the subtitle reads, "RACHEL WEISZ WHO IS A TREE NOW: You were foolish to try and cure my terminal cancer, Science Wolverine"
a stupid google AI Overview that begins "No, Kubernetes is not ontologically evil"
a youtube thumbnail depicting some kind of old nerd with the caption "Our inability to understand the exponential function is our biggest weakness - Prof..."
excerpt from an interview with thomas vinterberg: Thomas Vinterberg:We created five, five or six clones of Claire [Danes, for It's All About Love]. In the end we only used two of them, and so most of the time we had these three, barely human, almost like puppydogs really, because we didn't bother implanting memories or anything, and so they were just lolling around the set... They were actually very quiet, very peaceful. And although I was worried about what we were going to do with them, it turned out that Claire was really, really good at getting rid of them. Absolutely uncanny. I mean, they say you should never trust anyone who says "I know how to get rid of a body," (laughing), but she was a real professional. I think she kept one of them, though. But I'm not sure what she uses it for, I haven't seen it in years. And that's a fact.
a black and white image of a man with a receding hairline wearing a suit staring at you
the anti-god from john carpenter’s “prince of darkness”
screenshot of a bluesky post that is too long: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A LEATHER-BOUND FOLIO INTO MY READING STAND. IT'S À REBOURS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, DES ESSEINTES. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN SIGHING SOUNDS WHEN I ARRANGE SOME RARE ORCHIDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE GEMSTONE ARRANGEMENTS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY REPUDIATED THE STIFLING BOURGEOIS SOCIETY BY WITHDRAWING INTO COMPLETE AESTHETIC ISOLATION. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LATIN PASSAGES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY YELLING THEM AT MY JEWEL-ENCRUSTED TORTOISE. 2 HOURS INCLUDING NEURASTHENIC WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
a line from a "friends at the table" episode, the title is The Road to PALISADE 01: HOUNDs Pt. 1; the quote is: "AUSTIN: [cross] This is the Keir Starmer motherfucker. What the fuck’s his name?"
a wise quote from jeff cooper, the man who invented Gun "Remember the first rule of gunfighting... 'have a gun.'"
a young white blonde woman standing in the street brandishing a very large antique floor lamp over one shoulder like a weapon. she is wearing a long plaid coat over what appears to be a dark brown suit. she is looking at the camera as though she's about to casually engage you in battle
a picture of martin luther disguised as "junker jörg"
autocomplete for the phrase "is it common", reading: is it common to die on the toilet is it common to negotiate salary is it common to bleed after sex
so uh, do you want to come back to my place? *blush* me too. but, uh, there’s something you should know. so, my roommate is, like; the queen of road traffic accidents? no, not metaphorically, there was this whole ceremony- no, no, it’s, like - we live on the third floor, so it’s unlikely to happen, but - we might be interrupted by a motor vehicle erupting through the wall
an image of a minidisc player and a minidisc. it's SO cool
the top ten 'trending' words on some etymology site: 1. pettifogging 2. woman 3. name 4. love 5. vampire 6. culture 7. science 8. sin 9. cemetery 10. art
excerpt from a nun timetable, the words "nocturnal adoration" are bolded 6:45 pm Night Prayer followed by personal time. On Sundays we have an optional movie recreation following this On Tuesdays and Thursdays we have our nocturnal adoration
a picture of albert einstein with his famous quote: "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. World War V will be fought with lasers and 'las-bombs', then its back to sticks and stones for World War VI. For World Wars 7 through 9 they drop the roman numerals cause it's honestly pretty confusing. They're all fought through a kind of elaborately choreographed martial art and the subtle machinery of court intrigue, but also, in a way, a clever subversion of the narrative expectations. World War 10 is fought in the last remaining wilderness on Earth - the innermost recesses of the human mind. But also the ocean floor. And after that they're all 'Star Wars'... but that's another story.... heh heh heh. also im satoshi nakamoto"
utterly mindblowing. far and away the best film i've seen this year. shares nothing with its predecessor except a title, and somehow manages to be better than anyone could reasonably expect. i had to check several times that i was watching the correct film, because the original StabStabber was a ripoff of Chopping Mall, whereas this is like someone said "what if Meshes of the Afternoon were a giallo?" from the opening scenes where Nada is navigating the labyrinthine ruin of her father's apartment building, there's a real effort to make the Prague scenes surreal and fantastic, in contrast to the more-grounded fantasy world; the scene where she passes through the portal in her father's living room, and into the other world for the first time, and everything snaps into this grainy black and white is just breathtaking.
in a screencap from "in the mouth of madness", sam neill stands at the end of a ruined corridor, looking back towards the camera
a political compass meme, styled as a four-quadrant chart with a vertical axis labeled "Authoritarian" at the top and "Libertarian" at the bottom, and a horizontal axis labeled "Economic-Left" on the left and "Economic-Right" on the right. Each quadrant contains a different image of a person. Top-Left (Authoritarian-Left): Tim Rogers, wearing sunglasses and holding a holding a pomeranian Top-Right (Authoritarian-Right): Alec Robbins, wearing spectacles and flashing a V sign (peace variant) Bottom-Left (Libertarian-Left): Tom Robbins, wearing wraparound shades Bottom-Right (Libertarian-Right): Tim Robbins, wearing spectacles, looking thoughtfully at the camera with his hand near his mouth
a screencap from Mobile Suit Gundam II: Soldiers of Sorrow; a grunt asks, "Don't you think it's kind of strange that they're all child soldiers?"
the text "YOU WOULDN'T CUCK A PRINCESS" in the style of the classic "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR" anti-piracy ad
Tumblr post by 'teaboot': My first time operating CCTV cameras I was handed control over what was essentially 50 independently moving eyes that collectively covered an area about the size of a football field and from that experience I now know that 1. Suddenly having 50 moving eyes can make you disoriented and barfy and the adjustment period sucks ass 2. It takes both more and less time than you'd think to figure out what the structure as a whole looks like and where those eyes ARE 3. After you get used to it the entirety of the structure itself and all of the eyes you can see from feels like an extension of your nervous system in a very bizarre way. Like I have dreams now from the perspective of A Building and I'm not sure how to describe that. 4. Once you are aware of an unreachable blind spot it nags at you constantly and you can feel it like a hard little lump under your skin you need to poke and scratch at and it's ardghgguychgghhbhhhbhhh
it's the uk ai action plan foreword, but the text is connor o'malley's "endorphin port" rant
Screencap of a YouTube thumbnail depicting a bald, goateed man dressed in a dark brown suit and black turtleneck, with the caption "Ubuntu Summit 2024 | Dr Ubuntu reveals plan : to eliminate James Bond, Evil Linux roadma..." (sic)