Dirge Magazine

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The cultural feverdream that walks like a magazine. 2014-2017, 2025+ The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore us. https://dirgemagazine.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/CNR6KVAQSs

An elderly woman's face with the caption it was the most erotic moment of my life.
Robert Reich saying "Look at this graph" and the guy from Nickelback holding a graph.
A man in a poor quality wizard costume holding a scepter.
An image of the painting Mask of Fear by Zdzisław Beksiński. A surreal painting of a nude human figure crouched in a dark corner, holding a grotesque red mask with exaggerated features—wide eyes and a gaping mouth. The mask is being pulled away from the figure’s face, revealing a neutral, expressionless face beneath. The stark contrast between the mask and the real face evokes themes of hidden identity, emotional facade, and psychological tension. The background is minimal and shadowy, intensifying the eerie, introspective atmosphere.
Brigitte Gabrielle tweeting asking if Joe Biden was still alive in 2024 and again scolding people for speculating that Donald Trump was dead in 2025.
Text "just learned that the horse kidslookintouchable is called tyat because his parents are named kids classic style and lookin touchable" accompanying a photo of said untenably named horse. If you think being able to see would add context or make sense of any of this, it wouldn't.
A Garfield comic implicating Garfield in the murder if Jefferey Epstein paired with a news headline suggesting an "orange shape" was recorded ascending the stairs to his cell. Since you are blind, Garfield is also orange. That detail makes this joke work.
A screen shot of unshowered liberal reply guy Jeff Tiedrich's Bluesky profile with Bluesky's "Account muted" notification visible.
An illustration of a trolley problem where one track represents "one habitable biosphere" and the other track represents "2,700 billionaires".
A black cat curled up in a cat tower platform.
A luxurious room-sized bathtub from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
A vintage copy of Nintendo Power promoting Final Fantasy 2 - the US release of Final Fantasy 4.
Screenshot of an underworld castle in Final Fantasy 4.
A screenshot of a tik tok email incoherently rambling about violations and account health andpoints and somehow a quiz is involved?
A screenshot of a Discord screen where user Professor Sandwich is responding to a picture of a labeled "Norwegian board" with the words, "A Norwegian gourd board for a Nord-stored sword hoard? I'm floored!" followed by an image of Princess Carolyn, the pink cat from Bojack Horseman known for her elaborate rhyming dialogue gags
A painting depicting a man standing up in a church pew as though to testify to some deep personal truth.
A facetious Oblivion loading screen showing a Waffle House and the caption "Looking for a fight? Head to the Arena! Plenty of others are looking for one as well!"