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KS Mennonite > NJ > DC > NJ > ATL UU Disabled due to Multiple Myeloma > lesions in 15 vertebrae + compression fractures. Treatment's kept MM at bay Fascism delenda est I mute those who don't allow replies/quote re-posts FYI, Barney Fife packs a Colt .38

Our tax dollars helping to shovel many bags of cash into Trump's pockets
Purebred mutt giving you the "have you forgotten something?" look.
Nixon political badge reading "My Pick is Dick"
'Shopped Mitch and Mrs. Mitch pic with Nancy and Sluggo's faces.
Rando YT comment that reads "2000-2008 was the golden age of the internet."
Sluggo delivers the bad news to his best pal Nancy: He's found work at a bait shop, but is paid in worms. Or as he puts it, "WOIMS."
My beloved Erick who might be a... miniature Irish Wolfhound?
Nancy cartoon remixed with Fritzi getting told that FIFA should stand for "Forty-Seven's International Football Association." Because it should.
Bullshit about how one can magically add water to diesel fuel.
Google Maps photo of a stretch of roadway in Death Valley, CA, sans bike lanes.
Pride flag hanging from a front porch on July 4th.
An Elmo puppet, apparently about to be set ablaze, claiming he will "be where the stonks are flying higher and higher"
Line drawing of a garrote device.
Large wood chipper
Big ol' pile of rocks that won't move themselves, unfortunately
Late 60s yeller Ferrari Dino 246
2CV, for transporting egg crates.
Relatively late model Citroen 2CV, parked in Jason Torchinsky's front yard, recently refurbished and headlights on. And running, apparently. (I don't think the lights work if it's not running...)
Photo of unhappy-looking folks staring in one direction with "The Negro Community Frowns Upon Your Shenanigans." overlaid.
Pepto-pink Mitsubishi Mirage, circa 2024, sporting awesome alloys, and pillar-mounted antenna!
Pawgress Report for the best darn doggy on the planet.
3'x5' stitched nylon Pride flag, if Michael's online store can be believed.
Disgusting Ford vehicle owned by mostly assholes but also some legit tradespeople
Screenshot of results of a "No Kings" search on the Gwinnett Daily Post website. The newspaper has provided no coverage at all of the demonstrations that were held throughout the county, where thousands attended.
Me with my John Lewis tribute T shirt, No Kings rally
Sign reading "Rendition Elon"
Sign reading "Honor Your Oath" and "Stick it Donnie"
RnR HoF picks: Oasis, Phil Collins, Joy Division + New Order, Lauryn Hill, PINK, Luther Vandross, Sade
Some wanker carrying on about how lefties love Iran
What appears when you add the "-ai" at the end of your Google search. No "AI Overview". Much better.
Sleeping mixed-terrier
David Bowie's _Diamond Dogs_ lp cover art, including back panel with track listing and credits.
No Kings day--Suwanee, "No [Fuck] Faux King Way" sign
Bag of Buc-ee's "BEAVER NUGGETS"
Red 1970 Dodge Daytona Charger
Samantha Plovesan, candidate for Sugar Hill Council.
Printed copy of the Associated Press Stylebook, 57th edition (current).
Erick with his human
Horrible ESPN baseball graphics
Know your ticks sign
Direct mailer that reads "Financial Strategies of the Top 1%"
Protester holding "Fuck forced birth" sign. courtesy of Jessica Valenti <jessica@substack.com>
Large Marge grinning maniacally from her semi truck cabin window frame
Rossy Douche-hat explains how us libturds need to apply a lighter touch, apparently, I sure as hell ain't clickin' that
Official subscription cancellation notice from the Washington Post, thanking me for my feedback
Fake playbill for the "Gay romp with Adolf and Eva"
Kent Brockman gone cookoo
Butterball turkey gravy in fridge
Fender Rumble 40 unboxing with Stanley cutter
Handy-Andy Johnson's cabinets doodz William Seward, Edwin Stanton, James Speed, William Dennison, Gideon Welles, and John P. Usher