Peter

@dirrtypete.bsky.social

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Canadian guy from Vancouver. šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ/šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ Here to look and lurk. Iā€™m my best one-on-one, so DMs are always open. Instagram @dirrtypete Telegram @Dirrtypete

A selfie of a middle aged man wearing aviator style sunglasses. He has a slight smirk on his face.
A selfie of a middle aged man wearing his prescription eyeglasses. There is a smirk on his slightly scruffy face. He holds a wine glass in his left hand in a toast position.
An AI generated image of a middle aged man with his head tilted back. Rainbow coloured paint isn being poured over his head and it drips down his face and shoulders.
A selfie of a middle-aged man, sweaty after a run. He is wearing a red hoodie and a pursed lips expression on his tired face.
A selfie of a middle-aged man wearing sunglasses, standing on a beach. The water behind him is clear and a beautiful light blue.
A mirror selfie of a middle aged man standing with his right hand on his stomach. His facial expression indicates that he didnā€™t realize how much weight he had put on over the winter.
A selfie of a middle aged man, sweaty after a run, wearing a red hooded sweater. His head is slightly raised, and his tongue is visible between his lips. He tips his hat with his left hand.
A mirror selfie of a middle aged man standing on one leg. His raised leg is at a 45Ā° angle to show that he is wearing green boots as a nod to St. Patrickā€™s Day. He wears an amused expression on his face.
A mirror selfie of a middle-aged man wearing a pink T-shirt in emblazoned with the word LOVE. He has purposefully not flipped the image so that LOVE is legible. He has left LOVE backwards. He wants the viewer to understand that he doesnā€™t think wearing a pink T-shirt on anti-bullying day will solve anything.
A mirror selfie of a man standing on one foot pretending to do a figure skating twizzle move. His other foot is bent at the knee at a 45Ā° angle. He stares at the mirror with one hand, holding his cell phone and the other covering his eye making the ā€˜Vā€™ peace sign.
A professional photograph of a teenage boy. He was 17 years old and entering his 12th grade year.
A selfie of a middle aged man with a creepy Christmas doll in the background. The man wears a slightly perplexed expression on his face.
A black and white photo of a middle-aged man wearing a hooded sweatshirt, facing the camera. He tipped his hat back with his left hand, and wears a defiant expression on his face because he has just finished his run.
An image of a black tank top shirt featuring the Loony Tunes character Tweety Bird. The original tank top has Japanese lettering, this image has translated the Japanese lettering into English. It says dangerous.
A mirror selfie of a middle-aged man wearing a black tank top featuring the Loony Tunes character Tweety bird. The man holds his mobile phone in his left hand, and points to his chest with his right hand. There is a smirk on his face.
A mirror selfie of a middle-aged man wearing a gray sweater with various cats printed on it. The man is smirking in amusement because he likes the sweater.
A black-and-white photograph of a middle-aged man appearing to blow a kiss to the viewer. His lips are pursed, and his hand is pointing to the camera, directing the kiss to the viewer.
A promotional photograph of twins Cynthia and Brittany Daniel from the 1994 television series Sweet Valley High.
A mirror selfie of a middle-aged man squatting to accentuate the hole in the thigh of his jeans. He points at the hole with exposed thigh flesh showing. He wears a perplexed expression on his face.
A group of four 20-somethings who appear to be having fun on a night out. The group is smiling and wearing flowered lei necklaces.
A mirror selfie of a middle-aged man squatting. In one hand, he holds his mobile phone. His other hand is raised doing the ā€œVā€peace symbol.
A selfie of a middle-aged man wearing a long sleeved black sweater and black shorts. He is wearing bright blue socks with gorillas and bananas on them and Birkenstock sandals. He holds his mobile phone in one hand and makes a ā€˜vā€™ peace sign with the other hand.
A photograph of a 21 year old me attending a friends wedding. I am doe eyed and smooth faced, wearing my blue dress shirt.
A selfie of a middle-aged man looming behind a black cat. The man looks at the camera, and the cat looks away, as though she is plotting her escape.
A picture of a middle aged man, laying on the floor on his stomach. He faces away from the camera with a riding crop in his hand. Books are scattered in front of him
A selfie of a sweat soaked middle aged man. The hood of his sweater is pulled up and he looks skyward defiantly.
The marquee of a gentlemenā€™s club, The Penthouse, with the lettering Bottoms up, Bottoms Down, presumably to commemorate pride weekend in Vancouver.
A mirror selfie of a middle-aged man standing in an exaggerated effeminate way.
A selfie of a middle aged man posing with a black cat. The cat looks off in the distance but the man looks at the camera. He keeps one hand on her back in case she decides to flee.
A picture of a large rubber duck surrounded by smaller rubber ducks in a birdbath.
A picture of a middle-aged man, sweaty from exerting himself while doing his chores. He leans forward and pulls on the front of his white T-shirt to expose his sweaty chest. Heā€™s attempting to make cleaning the toilet look sexy.
A selfie of a middle-aged man who has just completed a run. He wears a pursed lipped expression on his sweaty, flushed face.
A selfie of a middle aged man looking at a public statue of an older gentleman in a suit and tie. The middle aged man is posed as though heā€™s enamoured by the statute.
A picture of a teenage boy standing amongst the reeds. His left hand grasps the back of his head and his right hand holds a cigarette. His eyes are closed and his shirt is unbuttoned. He is attempting to be sexy because thatā€™s all he feels he offers to the world.
A selfie of a middle aged man with a curious look on his face. The index finger of his left hand is pressing on his chin, as though it ear pointing to the light smirk on his lips.
A selfie of a middle aged man standing in front of a mirror. His shirt is raised, exposing his lightly furred belly. He is looking for attention.
A selfie of a middle aged man making a shushing gesture over his lips. He hopes the gesture indicates his trustworthiness.
A selfie of a middle-aged man wearing a red hooded sweater. He is sweaty from his run, and his head is tilted up as he looks to the sky for answers.
A selfie of a middle-aged man slightly hunching forward. He has a smirk on his face and he is covered in sweat.
A black and white, extreme close-up selfie of a middle-aged man wearing aviator style sunglasses. His head is tilted slightly to his left, and his lips are pursed.
A selfie of a middle aged man smiling as the sun shines on his face. There is no irony or meaning behind his smile, heā€™s just happy
A mirror selfie of a middle-aged man holding his sweater up to expose his lightly furred belly. He has a smirk on his face because heā€™s looking for attention, and he knows that he will get it.
A timed selfie of a middle-aged man laying on a carpeted floor. His left hand holds up his chin, as his face is slightly tilted in a curious expression. His right hand holds a riding crop.
A selfie of a middle aged man standing in front of a white background. He holds a Cadbury Creme egg confection in his left hand, obscuring his left eye.
A timed selfie of a middle-aged man holding a Twinkie in his right hand. The golden yellow snack cake is in the foreground, partially obscuring the manā€™s face.
A timed selfie of a middle aged man sitting on the floor . His arms are rested on his bent knees, and the focus of the photo is his foot.
A mirror selfie of a middle aged man in a pink crop top t-shirt. He holds his mobile phone in his left hand while the right hand makes the traditional V finger sign, indicating peace. His lightly furred stomach protrudes over his belt.
A photograph of a teenage boy, leaning against a pole in a basement. His head is thrown back as he is laughing in glee. He holds his shirt up to expose his stomach with one hand while the other is on his crotch.
A middle-aged man takes a selfie in the middle of a retail clothing store. He holds his left hand in the classic V-sign, indicating he is wishing peace to the viewer.
A selfie of a middle-aged man standing in front of a black wall. His head is tilted slightly up into the left, and his eyes are looking to the ceiling.
A selfie of a middle-aged man wearing a branded t-shirt. The shirt features a vintage logo of Charms brand ā€œBlow Popā€ lollipops. The man has a curious expression on his face and his index finger at his chin.
A selfie of a middle-aged man standing in front of a mirror. He holds his shirt up, exposing his lightly-furred belly looking for attention and validation.
A selfie of a middle aged man in front of a black wall. His head is tilted up and he looks to the sky as though he is disgusted with himself for seeking validation from others.
A timed selfie of a middle aged man sitting on the floor. One arm hugs his bent knees as the other arm and hand obscures his face.
A selfie of a sweaty faced middle aged man who looks up and to his left as he wonders why he tries so hard to fight his expanding waistline.
A timed photo of a man laying down on a bed with a black cat cradled in the crook of his arm. The man gazes adoringly at the cat while the cat looks away, indifferent to her surroundings.
A Sears portrait style selfie of a middle-aged man in front of a white background. His head is tilted in a cocky manner with a smirk on his face, his eyes glancing to the side.
Mirror selfie of a middle aged man lifting his sweater to expose his furry stomach. He shows skin in the hopes of receiving attention.
Selfie of a middle aged man, sweaty after a run. He wears a hooded sweater and a holey glove touching the brim of his hat. He looks up and to the right as he purses his lips in frustration.