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Screenshot of Chuck Schumer's profile header, showing his photo, name, and six tags identifying the major donors who own him: Citigroup; Goldman Sachs; Lawyers/Law Firms; Paul, Weiss et al; Real Estate; Securities & Investment
Rudy Vallee playing the saxophone
Zapp Brannigan says "Double yes. Guilty!"
tourist brochures saying "WHALES!"
a van with the words "Legal Eagle Law Firm" in the side, above a painting of an eagle. taken on Franklin just west of Talmadge, on 6/10 around 15:40 PDT
A crow hops around on the hood of a Mercedes, pecking at its reflection in the hood and windshield
Norman Rockwell's painting "Freedom of Speech", depicting a man stasnding up at a gathering in order to express his opinion.
Google AI result explaining the idiom (which I just made up) "you can't hug a purple balloon", as if it was a real preexisting thing. Fuck generative bullshit.
Futurama screenshot of Professor Farnsworth saying "Sweet zombie Jesus!"
a blue t-shirt with the text "PROTOMOLECULE 2020 / HUMANITY HAD ITS CHANCE"
In "Independence Day", the Empire State Building is destroyed by an alien laser
the creepy murderer from Too Many Cooks
A screen cap from Arrested Development, showing bounty hunter Ice sitting in a couch next to Maeby
Dune Part 2 poster art with text "THE SUN IS BEHIND US - WHY ARE WE LIT FROM THE SIDE"
The hyperchicken from Futurama in court. Caption: "Your honor, I'm just a simple hyper-chicken from a backwoods asteroid."
Barney from The Simpsons saying "Just hook it to my veins!" as a technician approaches holding a beer IV.
"Oh no! Anyway" meme
Homer Simpson saying "Who will never get his comeuppance! You hear me? No comeuppance!"
Goose chase meme with "Which factions?" text in the upper panel, and "Which factions do you mean, Ross???" in the lower panel
Clone Club
Lone Wolf and Cub comic cover, but the face of Nazgul (the Olympic women's cross-country interloper dog) has been superimposed over Wolf's face.
Dave Nelson (Dave Foley) and Lisa Miller (Maura Tierney) from NewsRadio
"floating guy" meme template; running guy text is "TOM HOMAN IS A BITCH" while floating guy text is "TOM IS A HOMAN BITCH"
a World of Warcraft character with a name and guild that spell out "Jake Tapper is a bitch"
brain rot
college students laughing on a lawn
bluesky screenshot of a post mentioning Kevin Spacey and then me being followed by an account named Kevin Spacey
fake 90s Britpop album cover based on photo of two brothers walking their cats
"The Signal engineers have given this third ratchet the formal name: Sparse Post Quantum Ratchet, or SPQR for short."
Michael J. Fox in "The American President" saying "In this country, it's not only permissible to question our leaders, it's our responsibility."
Screenshot of the Guardian Media Group's Wikipedia article infobox.
Jay R. Ferguson as Stan Rizzo in "Mad Men"
Screenshot of text from the NYT article, highlighting that the Rapture did not, in fact, happen in 2011 as was predicted by Harold Camping, an evangelical broadcaster.
a giant Mickey-shaped infographic detailing all the companies Disney owns
The "Tommy gets whacked" scene from Goodfellas, except Tommy is Cuomo and the guys about to whack him are the voters
car with a license plate 2HENTAI
Jake Tapper is a bitch, in Blood Elf form
screenshot of bluesky user with follower labels
Futurama Space Pope
Screenshot of tweets about election fraud.
Screenshot of a tweet from The White House bragging about supposedly blowing up terrorists.
Fake Onion headline "America Paralyzed As Department of Cisportation Outlaws All Forms of Movement", photo of 405 freeway in Los Angeles
placeholder page for prospect.org
Norm Macdonald on SNL Weekend Update saying "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."
Futurama's Space Pope logo
Willie: Time to go kill some Nazis! Wiggum: In which video game? Willie: Video game?
Screenshot of a YouTube comments section about a Slow Mo Guys video titled "Triple Mid-Air Paintball Collision", with a visible comment below (by me) saying "Maybe not the best day for a 'mid-air collision' video."
WILLIE: Time to go kill some Nazis! WIGGUM: In which video game? WILLIE: Video game?
noisy sparrows in a tree