dirt squirrel

@dirtsquirrel.bsky.social

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jewelry maker/artist dm for interest leaving behind no offspring to pollute the world

a clip from Futurama of the professor saying "he may have ocean madness but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness"
a post by me, which says "yeah life is expensive. but y'know what's free? singing a song to a fuckin cat"
the post that is no longer visible above as he blocked me it's by user Michael Feinberg and says "I'm sorry, but that's fuckin idiotic: you haven't the slightest idea what it has cost many of us -- personally and professionally -- to turn away from the conservative movement to fight MAGA. I wouldn't wish my past year, alone, on my worst enemy."
6 fish laying in very shallow water, attached to a chain. there are 4 bluegill, a small bass, and a catfish
two olympic gold medals from sochi on a glass table, on top of a purple crown royal bag (because that's where canadians keep their important stuff)
myself, an afab white person, wearing an elaborate bond and bullet shell necklace
a picture of myself, a white afab person. I have short dark blonde/light brown hair cut into a shaggy mullet with bangs and a lot of wisps around my face. I have blue eyes and piercings in both nostrils, my eyebrow, and my top lip. I have a ton of silver rings through my stretched earlobes but also a pair of green abalone earrings with silver triangles. I'm wearing a thick silver tone necklace, a thick dog chain with a lock, and a black halter top
a picture of myself, a white afab person. I have short dark blonde/light brown hair cut into a shaggy mullet with bangs and a lot of wisps around my face. I have blue eyes and piercings in both nostrils, my eyebrow, and my top lip. I have a ton of silver rings through my stretched earlobes but also a pair of green abalone earrings with silver triangles. I'm wearing a thick silver tone necklace and a black halter top
a graphic showing air quality from 1-10, 1 being the best and 10 being the worst. the line is dark red and in the 10+ area, which is quoted as "very high health risk"
the original post with the user unblocked. it is user @ontariobanderas.bsky.social saying 1. if you don't like misogynistic tropes, stop acting them out 2. being a woman doesn't mean you shouldn't be called out for obvious lies on the internet, lies you already admitted to this was in response to demon core vidal arguing against his repeated use of the word "hysterical" to refer to women upset about a man coercing women into sex
a selfie of me
my hand with 5 assorted silver rings on it
a picture of me wearing 3 thick silver tone necklaces. the choker in question is a vintage "charel" piece from the 70s/80s, and it looks like a bunch of offset spikes kind of? but hanging downwards
a quote of the same post I'm currently quoting, with the commentary "you may eat shit, you know-nothing fuckwit" by user Chad c. Mulligan my response is also pictured, which says "hi sorry are you the one shitting on all the lettuce? why are you so upset at me for not wanting to eat shit lettuce"
a jewelry display hand, spray painted a soft pink colour, with long black fingernails (real fake nails). the thumb and forefinger are touching slightly in an "okay" gesture. from the 3 extended fingers, a single gold chain hangs from each of the fingertips. the thumb and forefinger hold an additional gold chain, which is wrapped around the wrist loosely and clasped between the nails
a picture of me, a white afab person with a shaggy light brown/dark ash blonde mullet. there's a bit of white in the front because I'm almost 40. I've gotta bunch of facial piercings. I'm smiling at the camera and my eyes look black because my pupils are so blown. I'm wearing a grey/black T-shirt
if you want to avoid these AI generations of your Instagram posts, without switching your account to private, you'll have to dig into the app's settings. open the Instagram app, tap your profile, then tall the three lines in the top right corner of the screen. then, screen down to the sharing and reuse tab. here is where you should see a section labeled allow people to use your content on Instagram with ai features on meta, with a toggle for posts and one for reels
a bunch of different models of hands. from left to right they're pink, electric yellow/green, silver, and white with palmistry things written on them the silver one has black nails and there are silver chains hanging from the fingers
my knee tattoos. on the right is a crudely drawn gravestone that says GG. on one side there's an inverted cross. across the top it says "live fast" and the left side says "die". on the left leg is a crude skull with a little shit hat, mostly covered with a large black fern
myself with my head turned to the side, showing off a messy dark ash blonde and mullet that reaches my shoulders. I'm wearing a grey tee and a silver necklace
the first paragraph of the linked article which says A woman who dated Maine U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner says he forced her to have sex with him nearly five years ago despite her repeated objections, an allegation Platner denies.
a picture of myself from the shoulders up (a white afab person with a mullet, wearing a black tee. I have blue eyes and several facial piercings. my hair is dark blonde and brown). to the right of the photo is oliver the cat, an american shorthair with white and tabby markings. he has yellow eyes and is looking at the camera
a sign that says BEWARE: POISON IVY with a drawn picture of poison ivy and an arrow pointed left towards a large bush. there is a thin tree trunk directly behind the sign, and you can see the lake further behind
a picture of myself, a white person with dark hair and blue eyes in a white T-shirt with indistinct black writing. there is a large, orange and black toned pitbull mix with a wide pink collar sleeping with her giant head on my chest
a small coach purse in tan and pink, style called "poppy"
a picture of me from the side, where you can tell I have an intense mullet
a picture of myself, a white skinned, blue eyed dark ash blonde wearing a black tank top and black rimmed aviator glasses. I'm wearing a thick silver necklace. my hair is cut into a cute mullet with bangs
a vintage silver toned choker. each segment is about half an inch wide and 1.5 inches long, and that segment is segmented, to look like leaves or the end of a snakes tail. I'm so sorry it's difficult to describe, but it kinda looks like a bunch of silver segmented snake tail ends made into a choker
a flat canvas spray painted dark blue, and then printed with linocut patterns, then already painted in geometric shapes in light blue, bright pink, and bright orange. on the foreground is a red and white circle that is a magnified and blown up medical print, I believe showing bone marrow. inside the circle is a medieval skull mosaic with the eyes cut out and shades of blue showing through them. the skull is wearing a bow tie. there are two photorealistic bones crossed beneath the skull
a black T-shirt with the word "baseball" printed in yellow writing
a background done in lilac, teal, bright green, and gold, with black linocut prints over the initial lilac layer. in the foreground is a skeleton hand shooting a handgun at a drawn crouching woman, her bones visible through her skin
the cover of the "bump in the night" complete series dvd set
a picture of me sitting in the grass in a black bikini top. I am sticking out my tongue with my eyebrows furrowed
a poster on white paper obviously made mostly by a grandmother but partially by what is likely a 4-5 year old. it says: MISSING BLACK CAT. NAMED "Midnight" belongs to [address blocked out] grandma's house. on the bottom it says "Avery" in very shaky "learning to write" handwriting with a partially coloured in drawing of a black cat
a picture of a blonde woman with a shoulder length shaggy mullet
my fingers holding a singular fully formed pea pod, in front of my pea plant hanging on a fence
a picture of myself, wearing a black band shirt with white writing and a thick silver necklace. my hair is down, being held back by an orange pair of sunglasses
a picture of mila jovovich in her iconic white bandage bodysuit from the fifth element
a picture of the top of my head in a hat and sunglasses. I'm eating an ice cream cone. behind me is a large statue of a cow sitting on the shoulders of a bull standing upright. the cow is holding a giant milk jug above her head
a screenshot that says: missed call from Dad "just want to know if you wanted your hot vacuum. Hello, friend"
the "you do not fit in here" meme
a picture of my freshly spray painted coffee table sitting in my living room in front of a grey couch covered in a tan crocheted blanket with various green, orange, and yellow pillows
the same table, except with the legs painted pink and sides painted grey
an ugly old coffee table that I've spray painted bright green, light blue, dark blue/black, pink, and gold
the same table from the quote with a slightly crisper and more contrast-y design
a coffee table spray painted bright green, blue, and gold, with painter's tape all over it
a screenshot of my bluesky taskbar, which claims I have 10+ unread dms
a black and white photo of eartha kitt as catwoman reading a script
a close up of two very small, transparent yellow balls in amongst some dirt
a spray painted background (teal, orange, black, gold), with a black and white photograph that takes up most of the foreground. it is two chihuahuas hugging and looking shocked and worried. they've got bugged out plastic eyeballs, one green and one blue. the canvas is sitting on a paint stained wooden table
Ingredients 6 ounces unsalted butter (1 1/2 sticks; 170 g), fluid and warm—roughly 105°F (41°C) 1 tablespoon (15 ml) vanilla extract 1 large egg, cold (about 50g) 7 ounces light brown sugar (3/4 cup, gently packed; 200 g) 7 ounces white sugar (1 cup; 200 g) 2 teaspoons Diamond Crystal kosher salt; half as much by volume if using table salt (7g of either kosher or table salt by weight) 1 teaspoon (3 g) ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon (3 g) baking soda 7 ounces old fashioned rolled oats—not quick-cooking or instant (2 cups; 200 g) 6 ounces all-purpose flour, not unbleached (1 1/4 cups; 170 g) 7 ounces dried cranberries or cherries (1 1/4 cups; 200 g)
a picture of sweaty shirtless Brad Pitt in a room full of dudes, in fight club
a handgun, made of bones on a wooden slab stained dark
a spray painted canvas in bright green, pink/red, and teal (reads blue in the photo). the background is black linocut patterns, while a man in sandals and furs lifts a woman in a white dress above his head in an elegant dance move. he is standing between the horns of a large photo of a bulls head
a collage on a spray painted (light blue, bright green, pink, and black) canvas, with linocut patterns in the background. around the centre are men and women and boys and girls nude from behind standing neutrally, interspersed with gardening tools (shovels, hoes, rakes, etc). in the very centre where they all meet is the drawn head of a man with his brain exposed, with arrows pointing to different parts that say "feeling", "thought", "sensing", and "intuition"
a rancid post by someone who got kicked in the head by a horse than asked the horse for another, @snappyfingagunz.bsky.social which reads: there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, we can't blame someone for getting a paycheck. what did he do for blackwater? oh, a desk job so he could put food on the table? yeah sounds like a bad guy...
an extreme close-up of my face. my brows are furrowed and I am scowling
the guy laughing from the "heard you like ______ dawg" meme from like 2004
a black wide brimmed hat with a picture of george w bush shaking hands with an alien