hawke 💛 kepuck

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hi howdy i’m hawke! 🔞 sometimes! | 25 | he/they/she lesbian | white | FFXIV, WoW, DD2/DDDA, BG3, TES, etc. - scooping gravel into my mouth 🐸 art every blue moon! 🥰 mother miranda’s stupidest fan 🐦‍⬛

a bolo tie, with a silver horse set in a black and red frame. i am holding it in my hand in my car
a clip of rhaenyra (emma d’arcy) from house of the dragon saying the famous “i am awash in dilemmas and deficiencies. let me find my footing, and i attend to your requests”
ser gwayne in house of the dragon, absolutely completely caked in mud and fighting for his life on an impossible trek
a shiny lurantis, a grass type pokemon that mimics bug types. it looks like a mantis with the cuntiest striped bell bottom pants i have ever seen in my whole life. it has giant mantis pincers, and a cute buggy face. it is colored green and yellow, while the original is green and pink.
me with my mullet and shaved sides, my sunglasses showing off the sides far more than usual. i’m smiling as i look into the distance, with chain earrings and a necklace on.
my grey tabby, miso, literally latched horizontally to my leg as i awkwardly take this photo
miso and mochi, cuddling on my couch. thru are grey and orange tabbies, respectively
me laying in bed wearing a daisy chain tank top, with mochi cuddled into me. he is holding my hand as he licks it
a butch (me) with short brown/blonde hair, big round glasses, chain earrings, a black tank and a crow skull necklaces
me sitting on the couch with my orange kitten, mochi, who is cuddled up to me. i am looking at him with so much love because i love him!!
a closeup of the second pic below, my doodles lynx khajiit. they have fluffy cheeks, a stripe from their nose to the top of their head, big tall tufted ears, sabertooth fangs, and an eyebrow piercing. they’re drawn very simply and cute. you can see parts of a large dark cloak drawn around them
a quick doodle of myself. i am wearing a tank and crow skull necklace. i have a mullet with side shaved portions, and im wearing glasses
a lynx khajiit vampire, with dark black chops and saber at fangs. they have a stripe running up the length of their face as they snarl slightly.
miso and mochi, my grey and orange kittens. they are very similar in pattern, and cuddled together
miso and mochi as very little kittens sleeping under my kitchen table. mochi is resting his head on top of miso.
the same pic as above oh my khajiit, only zoomed in on the drawn version.
a screenshot of my skyrim khajiit, a vampire with white fur and black markings. they have large vampire fangs akin to a sabertooth, and lynx ears. on the left is a screenshot, on the right is a drawing of the same character
a quick doodle of a goblin and a 3 ft tall asimar stacked in a robe. They are attempting to look like one normal sized person very unsuccessfully. the arms of the robe are way too long, and even stacked the robe is still too long
miso and mochi playing in my sweatpants while they are around my ankles (MY UNDERWEAR IS NOT DOWN THERE it’s out of view above them). miso is peeking over the back of them, while mochi is sitting fully inside of them looking at her.
a skyrim screenshot of a red potion. the caption reads “potion of fortify carry weight”. it is made with creep cluster, mora tapinella, and scaly pholiota. it is worth 1123 gold.
me petting my grey kitten, miso, while my orange kitten, mochi, is hanging out in the background.
my trainer and my shiny krookodile hanging out in pokemon scarlet. krookodile’s coloring is tan and yellow instead of red and black
me and my krookodile taking a krookowalk together side my side in pokemon Z-A
a video of me holding a holographic krookodile EX card. it is glorious as it shimmers in the light.
a grey dapple horse with a white face stripe and a pink nose. it had a simple red beaded forehead accessory
miso and mochi on the couch again, miso sitting near the edge while mochi is curled up in the blankets closer to the camera
my kittens. miso (grey) and mochi (orange), cuddling on my couch together
a slightly abstract person doodled with a ballpoint pen, red sharpie, and yellow and blue highlighter. they have a short bob, and one eye is obscured by red markings. they’re kind of like if you slightly abstracted a simpsons character
a picture of one of my kittens, mochi, looking particularly concerned. he is a cream orange tabby with big round eyes, this was him at about 6 weeks old.
a skyrim lynx khajiit vampire. they have tufted ears, fluffy cheeks, and a black stripe down their nose. small white dots speckle their cheekbones. they are wearing heavy steel armor with a draped cloak. they have two distinct fangs at the front of their mouth that are in just such a weird place. i don’t know why bethesda put them right there.
my goblin, fizzywizz, doing the family guy death pose in her pink fluffy jacket and apple bottom jeans, and boots with the fur (with the fur). got the whole party looking at her. she hit the floor (she hit the floor), next thing you know, her HP got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.
me, a dyke with short brown/blonde hair. it is shaved a bit on the sides around my ears, and has the start of a mullet in the back. i am wearing glasses and a black tank top. i’m smiling and throwing a peace sign
Sybille stentor from Skyrim doodled in my style. She has a bob haircut, slightly pointed ears, and orange eyes
a clip from zombieland 2, where madison is driving an ice cream truck and the main characters are saying “you gotta be kidding me, how is she alive”
a goblin with a high ponytail and fringe bangs - she has pointy lips and lipstick, and a cute upturned nose with ears that droop at the ends. she is wearing a fuzzy jacket and a cunty top, with an eye necklace. she has a mischievous air.
a dragon’s dogma arisen with a giant syringe labeled “hope” being inserted into their heart
a tomodachi living the dream video of the news interview section. it is filianore saying “i feel kinda bad” and then rune saying “big whoop. life goes on”. it is the closer by walter white saying thank you for watching
a closeup of my orange tabby kitten mochi asleep on a multi-colored blanket, with a zodiac pattern whale shark plush on top of him. he has tucked himself in
miso and mochi, with miso sleeping in the top of the cat tree and mochi curled up in a blanket on top of my whale shark plush
my two kittens play fighting on and under a stepstool
my cats miso and mochi napping on me on the couch
a picture of my two kittens laying on me on the couch, my orange kitten mochi on my lap and my grey kitten miso next to my legs. i have a red blanket over my body and you can see my astral whale shark plush
my grey kitten, miso, sleeping at my side while mochi, my orange kitten, sleeps on my lap
my grey kitten fully climbed up the rope on the scratching post
a video of my grey kitten going absolutely ham on a scratching post
a grey and orange kitten laying in a cat bed together
me, riding around in a brand new excavator in our warehouse
a black collar with stats and moons, and a white and green checkered one. they both have small (thankfully rather quiet) bells
a mii personification off the “man” meme of a horse standing by the sea, sitting by the sea sadly. its pet, which is an exact replica of its face, says “neigh” and jumps, to which the creature lowers it head in defeaf
young rune (filianore) and young elenwen laying out on some grass. rune has longer hair and is wearing a sweater and floral skirt combo. she is notably missing her trademark face runes. young elenwen is noticing more chill and looks far less gaunt than her skyrim counterpart, and her hair is short and styled in a carefree manner
the “girl who is going to be ok” meme, of a woman in black tank top looking upwards with a look of acceptance and peace while holding a boba tea
my FFXI character, Mirianda, an elvaan, who has slicked back white hair.
me playing a VERY slow and laggy skyrim, where i am hardly even able to move the camera. my character is holding a sword and magic in the other hand
a vertical cart with stair climbing wheels as seen against a hardwood floor
a picture of a furby on fire, sitting on a mac book keyboard
a paused frame from the previously posted video of florence welch singing “king”. she had her arms outspread, and a light is perfectly centered above her head like a biblical halo.
moss urabe wearing her classic white tank and green cargo pants. she has a large gator tail, and her hair is pulled back into a braid
moss urabe, my green au ra, with a long braid of black hair with an undercut. She is wearing a white tank top, and this is a profile view. the sun is shining behind her
a screenshot of the video above, with a red arrow pointing into the crowd with the caption “THAT IS ME”. i am very blurry but that IS me and my best friend cat. florence is standing gloriously as she sings “King”
Florence welch singing King in Chicago. she is in a gorgeous translucent lace gown, and she is holding the most glorious notes you have ever heard.