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@disasterisms.bsky.social

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artist, stationary hoarder, carb enthusiast, macaroni gluer, professional cat lady, agéd weirdo Prints: https://www.redbubble.com/people/Disasterisms/ Originals: https://ko-fi.com/discoveringasterisms

Same in progress sweater back with two intarsia wolves, one completed from forepaws through face, the other just forepaws and bottom of mouth
Several balls of yarn in the lid of a cardboard box, an orange tabby rubbing his cheek against one corner
In progress sweater back with a gray paw print motif and one black and russet paw worked on a cream background
Digital doodle of a little egret– a white long necked bird with a dark beak and legs, yellow feet, and fine white feathers– over a dry brush stroke-esque rainbow background
A rock wall from the cuevos de los manos covered in ancient human inverted hand prints
Back sweater hem with completed gray paw print motif above the ribbing
Piece of knitting with a gray paw print motif on a cream background
Smaller swatch of the cream yarn and half finished gray paw print motif
Same sweater hem now frogged back to the end of the ribbing. Again
The same yarn end covered sweater hem, an orange tabby awaiting his chance to pounce
In progress knitting wrong side up to show multiple yarn ends as I attempt valiantly to do intarsia
Plastic bag of yarn and pattern booklet for a bulky cardigan with colorwork red wolves
Victoria sponge and open jar of jam on the corner of the table, the cake crushed on one edge from an application of phone distracted nalgas
My fathed leaning against a brick wall to look up at constructions workers on a scaffold
Black cat on a window sill behind a couch peering suspiciously over it
A loteria styled sign with an illustration of donald trump labeled as el pendejo.
Digital doodle of a vermilion flycatcher perched on a mossy branch. He’s a round bird with dark wings and a bright orange-red belly
A silver colored handle installed onto a kitchen drawer
Text thread between my mother and me. Me: Did you find Moondancer? (A photo of an old my little pony with red and purple hair) Mater: I’ll look Me: Haha, don’t worry, that one was the only name I remembered so I thought I’d ask Mater: (a photo of a more busted version of the same my little pony on cardboard boxes) Me: OH MY GOD, yay!
Digital doodle of a green pimiento stuffed olive on a plate with a few drops of brine
A My Little Pony (og design) branded sewing machine
Digital doodle of a male golden whistler. A small yellow bodied bird with a white throat and black head perched on a branch on a yellow broken halftone background
Orange glass with sparkling wine, a strawberry and Texas shaped ice cube
Stylized illustration of a green jay, a blue faced bird with a yellow breast and green wings perched on a branch
A pillar votive candle in front of the same strawberry cake acting as a birthday cake
Top down view of a Victoria sandwich with hilariously massive strawberries
Digital doodle of a pumpkin toadlet (Brachycephalus ephippium.) A small yellow orange frog facing right with large dark eyes and it’s mouth partially open on a pale background
A large and leggy white dog sprawled on a gray slip covered sofa, his head propped on its arm
Digital sketch of a dog (reportedly) that resembles a cotton ball on toothpicks
A pair of blue green mottled glasses
Digital sketch of black cheeked lovebirds side by side, one nibbling on the beak of another
Robertson head bowed with closed caption reading “jesus, i see what you’ve done for other people, and i want that for me.”
Ginger cat snuggled up to a pile of teal yarn in a blanket with a particularly dim expression on his face
Digital doodle of a pink deep sea octopus looking particularly pancake-y, little find on their head waving
Monochrome sketch of a gyrfalcon perched on a branch on a green background
A black cat drinking from a sink faucet
A black cat with green eyes peeking her head out from under a falsa. It's drapped over one ear and most of one eye
Screen cap of a Pinterest ad for a stuffed bear toy that is lumpily sitting up like a people
Two color digital doodle of a spectacled eider, a duck with a dark breast, green markings on its head, and dark rings around its eyes. Above it is written “Oooooooh,” an approximation of their very silly call.
Colored pencil sketch of a snail with sails on their shell as though they were a boat on a blue background
Screen cap of ad for faux marble toilets in green, blue, beige and turquoise with text that reads: The Home Depot 1-Piece Elongated Toilet in Jade Green, 17 in. Marble... Sponsored
Lemon pig on a stone counter with peppercorn eyes and a penny in its mouth
Loose digital doodle of a lemon pig
Crocheted doll of a black clad plague doctor with a white beaky mask
Holding out my leg awkwardly to show the gray suede ankle boot thingie I’m wearing
Screencap of text thread between me and my father. Pater: Godammit the turkey is still frozen Me: Oh no! I guess finish thawing in water??? Pater: Well I took it out of package. I wrapped it in foil and I'll leave it out on the counter overnight. Hopefully we won't get salmonella Me: Oh boy. That is. Definitely some food safety happening.
Amigurumi of a blob like pigeon
Oversized cottage pie in a terracotta cazuela
Digital doodle of a silky anteater clinging to a narrow tree, its tail wrapped around the trunk and branch, one fore claw lifted to its face looking typically sleepy and fuzzy
Screencap that reads "there is a problem connecting to Netflix. Please try again later."
Quick sketch of the Creature from Frankenstein 2025
Digital doodle of a feral pigeon with a gray head, rosy breast and pale gray wing
Digital doodle of a raccoon with one foot raised looking with oversized dark eyes at the viewer
Collage of four gouache paintings of split open fruits; an avocado, papaya, prickly pear, guava
Paper mache black cat head with her little teefies hanging out
Awkward selfie showing off my green glitter witch hat fascinator and the straps at least of a mid century cat face print dress
Digital doodle of a large eared cream colored bat wrapped in a green towel
Moi next to a person in an inflatable frog suit holding a sign that reads "I dissent therefore I twerk" with a cartoon frog
Mirror photo of moi wearing a newly completed knee length and sleeveless wrap dress made from cotton fabric printed with stripes of geometric patterns in red, orange, yellow, blue and brown.
Paper mache covered bucket with a cat's face being modelled onto it with paper pulp