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Cathedral of Light, Room 1B

An butt
A recipe from Martha Stewart’s Everyday Food (July, I think 2004)
Keylime and pecan shortbreads
Pineapple and shrimp with mint; poblano cream sauce; a corn and pepper relish with tomatoes; watermelon Agua Fresca & regular Fresca spritzer; lime and pecan shortbread; watermelon with basil and pepper; Korean spare ribs; charred honey and thyme carrots; and a shallot potato salad.
Stephen, Kathy, and a Woodland pal gaze out at us lovingly from the porch of a bucolic Vermont homestead. They are displaying their instruments with quiet pride, and their faces hold no judgment. Stephen would like you to tell him all about your journey into alternative sexuality, and he will listen without judgment and offer a few wise words. Kathy is making groat clusters in the kitchen, and occasionally inserting her own sound words of wisdom. I love them both so much.
Eggplant plant
Poblano plant
Borani banjan with garlic, mint sour cream – yogurt is far more traditional – and a little bread on a plate. It is incredibly delicious.
Eggplant, tomatoes, mint, onions
A poblano plant
We never thought this day would come! Taki, did you think? NEVER! Never!
Apple insisting it is raining. There is not a cloud in the sky.
Orzo and chicken with salad and strawberries with sour cream and one single single tomato.
DiscoPriest (me) is an electronic music producer and DJ whose exact real-world identity is not established. I am in the top 15% of all things.
The kids are calling it an East Village Diaper. It’s Ozempic cut with cat litter.
A standard issue Dense Bean Salad (google it) over arugula and warm rice, with a little bit of shaved Iberico cheese. Packed with fiber, which is how you know it’s good.
Produce in a basket
A chart from Reuters with the S&P going up up up +20% and Campbell's / General Mills / Conagra Brands going down down down -60%.
A plate with cream, spinach, twice baked potato, sliced steak, and tomato basil salad. On the side is cucumber salad with lemon, a mango cream, dessert, and grapes.
Sour cream and grapes and a mayo dressing and salt and a bowl with arugula, farro, tomatoes, and radishes topped with a salmon steak and Dill.
A zucchini
Prices for the #PRSRCNS at Albertsons showing a low of $2.99 and a high of $4.69
The Progresso Index: A map showing a wide range of prices for a can of Progresso Reduced Sodium Roasted Chicken Noodle Soup (PRSRCNS) at a variety of grocery stores around the United States.
Sweet Belle V bell pepper, on the way to red
A large Vego Garden planter with (L to R): a pair of Midnight Moon eggplants that are being dominated by the bigger plants, Picklebush cucumber, Partenon squash, and some terrified little Ashe County pimentos at the end.
A pair of turgid Partenon zucchini squash growing thiccer by the minute.
A cluster of cherry tomatoes of unknown parentage. I got it for free at the garden store because the tag had fallen off and no one knew what they were. They’re pretty good and have these nice grape clusters.
Purple Beauty bell pepper
L to R: eggplant, cucumber, squash, and oh Lord, you are trying your best Ashe County pimentos
Katherine Maher, CEO of NPR, arrives at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner even though every single legitimate journalist boycotted the event due to Trump threatening to jail and kill them.
Spy vs. Spy
Turd Ferguson but as a Waffle House sign
10 days straight of rain
David Duchovney, Hand Model.
Pork tenderloin over rice with a cream sauce and pepper, green beans, and blackberries in the distance. 🍽️
Salmon with arugula, avocado with Sakura tomatoes, bulgur with roasted vegetables. And a brownie, but I’m saving that for later because I’m too full from all these Omega Threes.
Salmon and cucumbers in an English muffin, strawberries and blackberries, watermelon juice
Tofu, skins, tofu, green onions, and dashi on top of the soup
Japanese pork soup ingredients.