Discount Storytime

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The "Discount Storytime" podcast provides weekly absurd short stories to make you laugh. Enjoy!

Senator McCarthy holding his infamous “list” of suspected communists.
Spain team celebrating their world cup win. Waldo imagine in foreground covering a stain.
Picture of Spain celebrating World Cup victory. Donald Trump has been covered by Waldo.
Basset hound on her back in a patch of grass with a big toothy smile and floppy ears spread out.
Selfie of my gray cat in my arm.
Book cover showing a dusky apple. Title is Black River Orchard by Chuck Wendig
Picture of a mostly empty store shelf with a couple of juice containers.
A picture that of a red can of Jolt Cola.
An image of Julie Andrews from the sound of music playing an acoustic guitar singing on a mountain side with kids around her singing happily
If you don't want your child to be gay, trans, etc. then just don't have kids. This isn't fucking build a bear. You don't get to pick and choose these things about your child. Having a child means you love them unconditionally. PERIOD. HATE is NOTa FAMILY VALUE GUNNER & LUX GUNNER &
Holding a small pot pie while a gray cat looks at me.
Grey and white cat looks up into camera.
Magic the Gathering commander card for Isperia, Supreme Judge showing a winged creature with a golden scroll
Image of a tube of toothpaste and a toothbrush. Text reads : Discount Storytime Toothpaste Tastes Great! (because it's made with REAL Sugar!)
Basset hound lying in grass with closed eyes.
May our trans friends live long and prosper. RODDENBERRY FOUNDATION
With June being Pride Month, I wanted to take the occasion to clearly say this: I unhesitatingly and wholeheartedly support my lesbian, gay, bi, trans and queer friends. Their rights, their marriages, their pursuits of happiness and their breath. This is also true July thru May.
Fake advertisement for "Discount Storytime toothpaste." with a mock up tooth paste tube and toothbrush against a blue background. The header text reads "Tastes Great! (because it's made with REAL Sugar!)"
Image of a large city from a distance with cartoon Where’s Waldo in foreground
Poster for the movie “cocaine bear.”
Close up of basset hound with big floppy ears.
Star Wars Han Solo frozen in Carbonite
A jar of mayonnaise filled with red jello.
Basset hound lying on small dog bed with blanket
Picture of a wall mounted gun holster next the the toilet paper dispenser in a bathroom.
Picture of striped socks with black tennis shoes. Next to it is a basset hound.
Striped calf socks from the 1970s.
Basset hound fast asleep on the couch.
The Pope speaking into a microphone, but looks like he is singing.
Picture of a basset hound snuggled on the couch looking up with sad eyes.
Picture of bed covers with two cat paws sticking out from underneath.
BBC article pictures a steak and the headline “which country can claim steak?”
Discount Magazine Spring Serial Killer Guide. Main story: "Do miracle weight loss drugs lead to using fewer rocks? Our experts weigh in. " "Tech 10: Ten AI based hatchets that practically do your work for you." "Ask the Expert: Hack or Slash? Which is best for beginners?" Background photograph of a lake.
Book cover showing a young woman with a cat on her shoulder and a jackalope behind them. Title is “Cryptids at the Campground” by Brianna Blythe.
The three stooges
Basset hound and grey cat sitting on bed together.
Photo of cast of “silence of the lambs” with graphic title “Three Men and a Lady”
Picture of a woman drinking from a bottle of chocolate syrup with caption “ I’ve been using this as a water bottle for about a month now. I kinda love the judging eyes it gets me at the gym.”
Photo of a basset house sitting under a desk looking up pensively.
Still photo of character “Spanish Jackie” from our flag means death. She is standing in her bar wearing a red outfit.
The cover for "Morsels" by Abe Moss. Red book cover with title and author. Pictured is a dinner fork with a light shining on it. The shadow of the fork shows the tines twisted like a sinister hand.
Video game screen shot of a refrigerator left open and a gallon of milk on the shelf
Basset Hound sleeping on dog bed with blanket over.
Poster from “Cocaine Bear.” Grainy black and white image of a bear covered in white powder.
Basset hound giving the camera a dirty look while she snuggles her bumblebee toy.
Grey house cat sitting on dresser
Picture of a fat round squirrel
Photo of a casserole dish with green chili chicken casserole
Abstract drawing with a yellow background and red and orange squiggle shapes in the foreground
Everyone struggled in ninja school, but do you know who struggled the most? That’s right. Stompy -Discount Storytime
I’d like to live in the Old West, not that old, nope. Back up. A little older than that. There, THAT Old West. -Discount Storytime
Cat sitting on table. Background is playing “Because I got high” by Afroman
Fool! Play into the greedy hands of "big toast!" I'll have cereal. -Discount Storytime
George Washington is most famous for crossing the DeLorean at an unprecedented 88 mph. -Discount Storytime