Scott Richards

@discuit.bsky.social

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Xitter refugee

A still from Ghostbusters 2 in which three of the four busters stand next to a river of viscous, pink slime in a sewer tunnel.
A customized version of the Burger King logo. Between the stylized hamburger buns, the text reads “Steamed Hams.” The tagline says “Patented Skinner Burgers.” A nod to The Simpsons of yore.
A screenshot of a Facebook post with a photo of an NFL player, behind his head is an enormous graphic that says, “OFFENDED.” The text of the post reads: The Association on American Indian Affairs is offended by the Commanders' new black alternate helmet that has a spear intertwined with the team's "W" and says it's "inappropriate." "The Washington Commanders' decision to update their logo is disappointing and inappropriate to say the least. It is time to stop repeating this cycle and listen to Native Peoples who have been clear, consistent, and unwavering on this issue: We are not your mascot," The Association on American Indian Affairs said in a statement. (via USA Today)
A photo of Dr. Teeth from the Muppets. He is dressed in the finest glam-hippie-pimp look, and has translucent purple—SOMETHING—covering the top half of his eyes.
A screenshot of a post from r/LegalAdviceUK in which a poster laments being locked out of their family Google account, including access to their business website and financial records, because their teen son stroked his salami on-camera with Google’s Gemini AI.
A screenshot of a tweet from Scottish Twitter that reads: “You don't know what fun is until you've witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming "A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt" while angrily circling a hairbrush that's been dropped on the floor...”
A screenshot of a tweet from Scottish Twitter that reads: “Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein”
The front page of the Minneapolis Star Tribune, with several headlines and articles detailing the atrocities of ICE’s occupation of Minneapolis.
The Good Place “Jason figured it out” meme where “Jason” has been replaced with “Rogan.”
A post on X from the recently deceased Scott Adams that says “On Monday, I will ask President Trump, via X, to help save my life. He offered to help me if I needed it. I need it.” It has been reposted by Donald J. Trump with the reply “On it!”
The pope speaking into a mic on a stand, surrounded by a gaggle of dudes
A still from The Great Muppet Caper, with Charles Gordon and a team of evil runway models planning their heist of The Mallory Gallery.
A photo of Donald Trump looking like he has been slow-roasted and basted with grease. His skin is beyond “tan” and more “deep-fried.”
A hand holding a library copy of a book, with the title “Space Oddity.” In the background. There are palm trees, the ocean, and a Hawaiian island.
A screenshot of a post from Truth Social: Our Nation's ICE Officers have shown incredible strength, determination, and courage as they facilitate a very important mission, the largest Mass Deportation Operation of Illegal Aliens in History. Every day, the Brave Men and Women of ICE are subjected to violence, harassment, and even threats from Radical Democrat Politicians, but nothing will stop us from executing our mission, and fulfilling our Mandate to the American People. ICE Officers are herewith ordered, by notice of this TRUTH, to do all in their power to achieve the very important goal of delivering the single largest Mass Deportation Program in History. In order to achieve this, we must expand efforts to detain and deport Illegal Aliens in America's largest Cities, such as Los Angeles, Chicago, and New York, where Millions upon Millions of Illegal Aliens reside. These, and other such Cities, are the core of the Democrat Power Center, where they use Illegal Aliens to expand their Voter Base, cheat in Elections, and grow the Welfare State, robbing good paying Jobs and Benefits from Hardworking American Citizens. These Radical Left Democrats are sick of mind, hate our Country, and actually want to destroy our Inner Cities - And they are doing a good job of it! There is something wrong with them. That is why they believe in Open Borders, Transgender for Everybody, and Men playing in Women's Sports - And that is why I want ICE, Border Patrol, and our Great and Patriotic Law Enforcement Officers, to FOCUS on our crime ridden and deadly Inner Cities, and those places where Sanctuary Cities play such a big role. You don't hear about Sanctuary Cities in our Heartland! I want our Brave ICE Officers to know that REAL Americans are cheering you on every day. The American People want our Cities, Schools, and Communities to be SAFE and FREE from Illegal Alien Crime, Conflict, and Chaos. That's why I have directed my entire Administration to put every resource possible behi…
A photo of a hardback library book, with the title “Wild Faith” and the subtitle “How the Christian Right is Taking Over America” by Talia Lavin
A screenshot of an actual social media post from the actual President of the United States that reads: HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY THROUGH WARPED RADICAL LEFT MINDS, WHO ALLOWED 21,000,000 MILLION PEOPLE TO ILLEGALLY ENTER OUR COUNTRY, MANY OF THEM BEING CRIMINALS AND THE MENTALLY INSANE, THROUGH AN OPEN BORDER THAT ONLY AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT WOULD APPROVE, AND THROUGH JUDGES WHO ARE ON A MISSION TO KEEP MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS, RAPISTS, GANG MEMBERS, AND RELEASED PRISONERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, IN OUR COUNTRY SO THEY CAN ROB, MURDER, AND RAPE AGAIN - ALL PROTECTED BY THESE USA HATING JUDGES WHO SUFFER FROM AN IDEOLOGY THAT IS SICK, AND VERY DANGEROUS FOR OUR COUNTRY. HOPEFULLY THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, AND OTHER GOOD AND COMPASSIONATE JUDGES THROUGHOUT THE LAND, WILL SAVE US FROM THE DECISIONS OF THE MONSTERS WHO WANT OUR COUNTRY TO GO TO HELL. BUT FEAR NOT, WE HAVE MADE GREAT PROGRESS OVER THE LAST 4 MONTHS, AND AMERICA WILL SOON BE SAFE AND GREAT AGAIN! AGAIN, HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!
The president stands on the White House lawn/Tesla car lot, shouting at a young boy pushing a lawnmower
An epic bro handshake made famous in a million memes. Two heavily-muscled male arms are entwined as if they are arm wrestling with no table. The arm on the left is African-American, and has the text “Theater kids.” The arms on the right is Caucasian and labeled “Nazi shitheads.” At the point where the two hands are clasped, the caption reads “Knowing who Leo Frank is.”
A screenshot of a social media post from Donald Trump, taken from Truth Social. The text reads: “All Federal Funding will STOP for any College, School, or University that allows illegal protests. Agitators will be imprisoned/or permanently sent back to the country from which they came. American students will be permanently expelled or, depending on on the crime, arrested. NO MASKS! Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Two images of Jim Halpert from the office, one on top of the other. Jim has an easel next to him with a sign on posterboard. The text on the sign changes between the top and bottom image. Top image: “If you were ever curious what you would have done if you lived in 1930's Germany...” Bottom image: “You’re doing it.”
A black-clad man in a very 90’s shirt stands next to a goth-esque woman with dark hair and a black choker. The woman looks at the camera as if to say, “I’m sorry, he wanted to take the picture. The gentleman (who is actually a vampire, Nick Knight) is staring straight at the camera with his best smoldering look. Beneath a coif of feathered, perfectly 90’s hair, his eyes seem to be I icing the camera to come closer.
A social post from Representative Mike Collins with a photo of Trump and others in a church pew. The text of the post reads, “The person giving this sermon should be added to the deportation list.” Donald Trump looks like a man contemplating his next bowel movement. JD Vance is busy scrolling on his phone, probably looking at photos of couches. Melania is contemplating the life choices that led her to this moment.
A headshot photo of Linda Hamilton as she appeared in the original Terminator movie in 1984, with 80’s teased hair, soft lighting, and an innocent look.
An image of a stylized book with pages turning, my Goodreads avatar which is an image of the tenth doctor, and the title “My Year in Books.” Also shows statistics including 14,122 pages read and 54 books read in 2023.