Distant Arcade

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Future blogger fun time video games action. Part of the @nitedre.am network. Posts by @lukealexdavis.co.uk https://distantarcade.co.uk/

a man wearing a football shirt that says “classic builders” on the front
a gilgamesh battle on a ship in final fantasy 5 with the caption “can you not? that's really disrespectful i thought we were just killing each other”
the "they don't know" meme but the lonely guy is wearing mega man's helmet
john oliver looking in disbelief (he'd just been slapped)
milhouse is grinning while playing a video game alone. his skin is green from the glow of the TV and his hair is up in a pompadour style.
a collection of my nintendo ds, 3ds, ps2, and PC games (there's a Wii game in there too)
batistuta in a fiorentina shirt with nintendo as the sponsors
CD, the cenobite from Hellraiser III with the caption “it's time to embrace physical media again”
CD Man from Hellraiser 3, a cenobite who wields CDs to kill people. he has CDs coming out of his head
jewel case for nights into dreams for the sega saturn
a meme featuring a cat in a tie saying "hope i don't have to suck dicks today" with a factory in the background labelled "duck sucking factory"
Integral 2TB M.2 NVMe 2242 PCIe Gen3 x4 SSD – £135.95
Booker T (a former Black wrestler) is sat down doing a podcast. He's throwing up five fingers but two of them are blacked out so he's only showing 3 fingers. There's a caption that says “AND I GO --”
the title screen for Final Fantasy II (aka Final Fantasy IV)
A photoshopped meme where Homer and Bart Simpson stand on a dam bridge watching a Steam Machine shooting out of it away from them
a man with a moustache and wearing glasses looking wide-eyed at the camera. the photoshopped caption says “i'd not buy that for 100 dollars”
Pokémon Silver for the 3DS Virtual Console
a post that says "somebody take this font away from square enix" followed by three screenshots of square enix titles in a serif font
green ranger getting his powers back and going beast mode
PS1 cover art for Breath of Fire IV
A pie chart titled "Which is the PC you want to buy next?" (May 1993). The largest share is PC-98 + Windows at 40%, followed by Macintosh at 26%, IBM PC + Windows at 12%, PC-98 + MS-DOS at 12%, Others at 7%, and IBM PC + DOS/V at 4%.
will smith standing in the living room of his bel air mansion in fresh prince. it's empty as everyone has moved out
an achewood joke where one of the characters says "my hat is off to you for that wonderful joke"
the stop stop he's already dead meme from the simpsons
@TiffanyStarrXXX 2y ago (edited) "This is one of my favorite final fantasy games" Ok. You lost me. Now have to question your taste in games. XII...blek. Boring cast if characters, weak story, MMO gameplay in a single player game (almost ripped directly from FFXI) makes FFXI one of the worst FF games I've played. And a reply that says: Worst is 9, the best is 7 then 12
some people throwing gang signs, stood together in a store with the caption "fuck geoff keighley, all my homies hate geoff keighley"
A CeX display window with the following items: Nintendo Switch (Grey Joy-Cons): £250.00 Nintendo amiibo Splatoon Callie Figure: £32.00 Hori Nintendo Switch Split Pad Pro (Midnight Blue): £50.00 Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit (Luigi): £65.00 Game Boy Color (Yellow): £65.00 Pokémon Emerald Version (Cartridge): £85.00 Official Nintendo GameCube Controller (Indigo): £28.00 Pokémon Red Version (Cartridge): £40.00 Pokémon Blue Version (Cartridge): £35.00 Pokémon Yellow Version (Cartridge): £35.00 Pokémon Red Version (Boxed): £110.00 Nintendo 64: £90.00 SEGA Mega Drive Mini: £105.00 Devil Survivor 2 (Nintendo 3DS): £38.00 PlayStation Vita Console (White): £120.00
69 Beaten (softcore)
Fabio holding a sword dressed in warrior clothing. It's for the cover of Ironswrd: Wizards & Warriors II
a man interviewing a woman on the street as she looks bewildered
My copies of Madvillainy and Mm.. Food on vinyl on display
My copy of NiGHTS in its jewel case
Me kissing my then-new New Nintendo 3DS XL
Someone holding a piece of paper that says #51 sometimes—you're wrong
a man in a red cap throws something in a suited man's face (it was originally sand but i photoshopped potato chips in its place). the caption says “pocket chips!”
Homer in bed, just a big toasty cinnamon bun
whitney houston leaning back with a wide-eyed look on her face like "excuse me?"
google search suggestions for “linus tech tips left”: - linus tech tips left - linus tech tips jake left - linus tech tips alex left - linus tech tips dennis left - linus tech tips employees left - linus tech tips anthony left - is linus tech tips left wing - linus tech tips emily left - linus tech tips employees leaving - linus tech tips staff leaving
the cover for prince's album, "come". he's standing in front of a gate and looking down at the camera
A comment by Restart64: This title screen needs to be arrested for assault, my eyes are broken
Homer with his mouth open as he was talking
Wario - Super Mario 64 Wiki - Fandom Wario is a playable character in Super Mario 64 DS. Wario is much more obese than any other character in the Super Mario 64 series.
a screen from star fox 64 with the caption "cocky little freaks!" said by the Shogun pilot
A man in a dark alley with another man behind him pointing a gun at someone out of shot. The caption says "you can make a good decision when you try"
a cartoon of marge simpson looking sad with the caption "Marge: look at how they massacred my boy (bad ending)"
a simpsons drawing of george harrison sitting in a limbo and leaning out of the open window, saying "it's been done"
A listing for a $999,999.00 sega cd stack from whatnot
The cover for Power Blade on the NES, showing a muscular man holding a boomerang shaped blade
the transparent cartridge for super mario bros. deluxe on the game boy color
a nights into dreams postcard showing nights playing their dream flute in the sky with a crescent moon in the background
a man in a grandfather shirt and braces reading a phone bill. the caption says "900 dollarydoos!?"
homer with hair, sat on the couch watching tv, the caption says "i like those odds"
a spherical O.R.B.S. cabinet
a woman holding a basketball amongst other people ready to do a backward shot which she would make