Divney

@divney.bsky.social

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He/him, 40s, Toronto. Everything is hypnosis, except hypnosis, which is sex

Professor Charles Xavier in a leather harness and leather pants
Scene from Chasing Amy where Ben Affleck and Amy are sitting on swing sets and talking about queer sex
Hugh Jackman as Wolverine ripping through a canadian flag
Scene from Death Comes to Town where the cops say, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "She's put on a little bit of weight but it looks kind of good on her"
Now the kind of writing I am attacking, the Poughkeepsie style of fantasy, is also written in a plain and apparently direct prose. Does that make it equal to Tolkien's? Alas, no. It is a fake plainness. It is not really simple, but flat. It is not really clear, but inexact. Its directness is specious. Its sensory cues—extremely important in imaginative writing—are vague and generalized; the rocks, the wind, the trees are not there, are not felt; the scenery is cardboard, or plastic. The tone as a whole is profoundly inappropriate to the subject.
Tumblr post: There's something absolutely filthy when you've read all my little posted writings, and I've read all your little posted writings, and we're up in each other's brains that way. Oh, you just referred to something I posted on Tumblr in 2017? Well I'm going to reference something you posted on fetlife in 2021. Doesn't matter whether or not the writings were sexual: it's on, pervert.
I always thought it was funny like when I was growing up and I would see shows like Leave it to Beaver or something like from the 50s and stuff, and everyone seemed like completely different and it was only 30 years ago. And I was like "well, these people are completely different than I am." Then I read like a novel from like 300 years ago and I go, "this guy's *exactly* like I am", like, that TV show's all a bunch of *lies*! They weren't like that at all, I just thought they were. But it is incredible when you read something from like 3 or 4 hundred years ago, and they're talking about, like, not wanting to fuck their wife, and worrying about death, and their kid doesn't love them, and all this stuff, it's amazing, we never change at all. - Norm Macdonald
Marc Maron onstage
Poster for My Date With Drew
Wikipedia info box for Venus in Furs, a song about shiny boots of leather, recorded in 1966, by Lou Reed
Tweet: "people say snoozefest like it's a bad thing. I would attend a snoozefest, no questions asked. name your price."
Hedwig and the angry inch and their fanbase as Menses Fair
Still image from The Lighthouse
Meme of guy holding up cardboard sign with words "Lazy hypnotist rights"
Italian poster for solaris picturing a spaceman carrying a woman through a desolate space station
Screenshot of a like by The Phantom Tollbooth Quotes account of my smutty post
Cover of Robert Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon book "Writing Movies for Profit"
Egyptian hypnotist sending beams of light from his eyes into Asterix's
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Ben Foster in Hell or High Water saying, "In your last days in the nurssing home, you'll think of me and giggle"
Daffy duck yelling at Bugs Bunny: Aha! That's it. Hold it right there.
Lately I've been having dreams Creepy dreams I can't hardly see A woman standing in a black dress A young boy in a guillotine And the whole Addams Family Kooky dreams that go on for hours And I can't begin to tell you how that feels - Nick Cave if he wrote the ending song to The Addams Family instead of MC Hammer
Dread Pirate Roberts in Princess Bride saying to Fezzick, "But in the meantime rest well and dream of large women."
Scene from the movie It's a Wonderful Life with George Bailey saying "He's trying to hypnotize me"