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Silver and white Timex Indiglo from 2003
black tabby cat laying on a person's chest
black torbie cat sitting on lap
a helmeted person in glasses and purple outfit crouching in front of california buckwheat
california buckwheat
google search history: Theodore Payne Foundation Primus ilicifolia rhodedendorns (sic) sudden oak death google maps california oak spacing berkeley.edu oaks.cnr.berkeley.edu coast live oak space yerba buena bay area native grass cover
my first bob ross painting. a mountain with trees and a pond in front.
It was just me and a tray of Swedish meatballs now.
simple sketch of a person wearing a bra and bib shorts
google image results for standard of excellence book 3, all green
Order summary: Women's Cush Print Gloves, Vintage Indigo Fleurish L $28 Women's PRO Bib Shorts, Black XXL $200
a black torbie cat with huge bug eyes laying down next to a pack of yardley soap. it's her soap.
14. A restaurant sells both regular milk and chocolate milk. To make a glass of regular milk ( ), it takes 16 ounces of, well, milk. To make a glass of chocolate milk ( ), it takes 15 ounces of milk and 1 ounce of chocolate flavoring. The restaurant makes a profit of $1.50 per glass on regular milk and $1.00 per glass on chocolate
It's a page of math work. I ain't writing all that. It's about systems of linear inequalities... if you even care...
Oh no, I'm worthless scum. I don't deserve it. I deserve only to taste dust from the sidewalk. I am nothing.
to: a.holtzer@****.edu.wu
a white scar shaped like a box with no top
a sketch of a man sitting next to a dog. the author, whose image has been covered, is lovingly touching his neck.
Quang: Did you fall in? 😮 Narrator: I'm pretty sure it was that stupid burger. I had a feeling it was undercooked. Ow. 😣🍔 Quang: That or you're becoming lactose intolerant like I keep saying. You had that huge chocolate milkshake, remember? 🥤🤔 Narrator: Impossible. It can't be that.🖕 Quang: Next time just ask for some of my Lactaid. You don't need to do this to yourself every single time. 💊 Narrator: 😭😖🥺 I think I'm dying.⚱️ Quang: I love you madly, my sweet tummy warrior. Fight and win!
A greyscale drawing of a man in handcuffs with whip scars on his bare back. Caption reads: Torture This is the method of the enemy This is what we will destroy We fight to build a free world
*The paper feels warm, like it's fresh out of the copier*
1. You, an experienced clicking idle gamer, unleash a ferocious 10,000 clicks per second 2. You click and scroll the mouse leisurely, as if you were binging Wikipedia articles on a lazy Saturday morning. 3. You deny the mouse of any clicks or scrolls.
Reader: About that dove dream you had... Author: Oh boy. Here we go. Reader: What kind are we talking about here? Racing pigeon? Fantail? Frillback? Trumpeter? Pouter? Author: Just a regular white dove, boss. That's all I got. Reader: What about a Viennese Short-Faced Tumbler? Author: Let me look something up real quick. ...Gah! I don't think so. Reader: What about King- Author: Hey, you know what visual novel I can recommend to you right now? Hint: Not fucking this one.
a shadowy figure with shiny square glasses typing on a computer with a dove symbol on it. the text above reads: Dear Reader,
I'm not just the stepauthor, I'm the author that stepped up.
photo credit: the artyologist a small outdoor table with a lacy tablecloth, a small tea set, and a bouquet of flowers
0 Poor sacrifice of our enmity! 1 Good night, Jesus 2 Middle Mountain 3 Newest Wave 4 John 13 5 Friends of the ABCs 6 Saving Juliet 7 Pro-Plant Propaganda 8 Deadhead 9 Finally Alone 10 Family Reunion
Big Boy 4014 An enormous steam engine train with a huge crowd gathered besides it.
Player: What's your body count? Author: Sex or murder? Player (Option 1): Sex Author: Don't worry about it. Player (Option 2): Murder...? Author: Don't worry about it.
Fujoing out, are we?
4. Maybe my friends were right. Maybe writing my memoirs in visual novel form was a bad idea.
it's me (long haired person with cozy grey blankie)
the name of the rose mentioned (it's a poster of the name of the rose movie put through faceapp so that william and adso are grinning wretchedly with headlights for eyes)
;) o3o :3c What?
Luckily Sophie and Victoria chose just after this moment, not during, to plan their attack. Eva straightened up to full height immediately, almost like she expected the confrontation. Her dark eyes shifted from each girl and then glared right at me. "I'm Sophie, president of the book club." "And I'm Victoria, vice-president." "We heard you might make a good fit for our group. We welcome a variety of fresh perspectives!" "Ah... do you?" Eva faked a smile. "Even Marxist ones?" Victoria raised an eyebrow. "Uh... yeah!" said Sophie, unbothered. "I did say a variety." "Even the anti-Marxist ones?" Eva shook her head disapprovingly. "Sounds fashy." Victoria pinched the bridge of her nose. "Look... it's not that kind of book club. If you join... I'll uh... I'll find a spicy book for you." Eva's spine loosened and she clapped her hands flamboyantly. "Gosh! Really? Oh my!" She entwined her own hands together and rested her cheek on them, "Then sign me up, darling!" Eva was allowed to escape. Uncharacteristically, Sophie slapped Victoria on her upper arm. "A spicy book?" Sophie grumbled. "You have a spicy book? Why didn't you say anything to me?" "I... I don't," Victoria smiled nervously. "Maybe we could write one?"
a group of umarells watching a construction site
he shut the door and locked it.
a small fan blowing on a sprig of mint hanging from a tall white desk lamp. the dresser drawer also has a lava lamp, a ceramic cat, candles, and other decor.
a torbie cat laying down on a lap
umineko beatrice cackling
extremely shadowy photo of a person looking at a cat
tabby cat with a big tail laying on a pillow
a tabby cat getting its head rubbed with a thumb
stock image of woman touching car window in the rain
A square stone pathway leading to the side of a house. Several plants are growing around it, like California poppies, pansies, violas, african daisies, oregano, thyme, sage, lavender, vervain, penstemon, sticky monkeyflower... there's a lot.
0 Plans to Give you Hope and a Future - last edited 2/17/2026 9:13PM 1 Good night, Jesus - last edited 2/22/2026 1:37AM
a grainy photo of a camellia bush from a long distance
halfling with curly hair and a rose accessory playing the flute and wearing a raggedy dress
a black cat laying on a formerly sleeping person
a drawing of a square with one side missing. the lines are red.
Screenshot of youtube comment @johnlindstrom9994 8 years ago This describes Elon Musk's final journey, when he heads off to Mars for good, to die there. I would assume Musk will see very eerie sights, and have moments of dread when he wonders if leaving Earth was such a good idea. No going back, however. This comment has 21 upvotes.
a us passport
stack of boxes at costco wrapped in plastic with a few signs saying DNI
back of a black cat's head in the foreground and my very flattering and definitely not sleepy visage behind it
a black cat sitting on my blanketed lap
black cat (sabrina) laying on me with her face directly touching my face
black cat laying on top of my hip
broshoe, a light grey tabby cat
A Temu ad with a blue shirt with the text "I love my wife but sometimes I wanna square up"