DJ 2 Minute Noodle

@dj2mn.bsky.social

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Musician and general human.

Flyer for “Big Beats in a Small Bar” - 5 diverse styles of electronic music delivered live and direct. $10 on the door, all proceeds go to paying the artists. Hopsters Bar & Brewery, 198 Enmore Road.
selfie (with my head cut off) of me wearing my new “MODULAR SHITE” tshirt and standing in front of my modular shite (and my SH1) I particularly like the faux-3d red/green offset of the graphic which is showing up nicely under the studio’s RGB DMX lights.
Photo of the blowup pilot from Airplane (or whatever that classic comedy film with Leslie Whatsisname was called) with the caption “gonna tell my kids this was microsoft copilot”
the kid from Full House doing a little dance with a smile on her dial
a different beach, less cloud, tide is out, waves are barely waving, there were some locals just out of shot to the left but we didn’t care. it was around 6pm perfect conditions for sharks so i was keeping an eye out.
a wide sandy beach, clear sapphire waters, not sure what they call that sort of cloud cover but there were enough patches of sun to warm the body before plunging in to the actually not as cold as I expected water. in the middle distance is a beach cabana thing with like 4 people around it. bloody tourists.
an ALM Cizzle.. eurorack module with knobs n lights n stuff that does stuff like bzzz and oioioioiw and eyioeyioeyio
Oxford Art Factory, Prop Records, Love + Pop presents... Icon Series China Heights & Love + Pop on the Wall Severed Heads Straightjacket Nation YL Hooi Silzedrek Spite Til.K & Ch40 Perfect Actress Boiling Hot Politician Gayab Prop Records + Pass~ Port + Love + Pop DJs
a sticker on a letterbox. blue background with stylised picture of Senator Penny Wong in white and at the bottom in contrasting red lettering is the word "Wrong"
a message that says "you must complete age assurance in order to access this screen" well sorry but no, fuck you.
a negative covid RAT
beer
nope
a poster for VOD-Festival listing several bands over three nights and with a kind of 50s style comic graphic art of a super hero saving a scantily clad woman lying on a vinyl record. or something like that i cant quite make it out from the thumbnail I’m looking at here
a zebra crossing at night. some sort of gantry overhead. streetlight above some sort of maybe pine tree giving it a nice glow.
a page of musical notations of various parts of a number of pieces of music
Kid: Mom.. how far away is the Sun? Mother: I think it's about 96 million miles from the Earth. K: Seems like a pretty safe distance. How long is it okay to stare at it? M: I don't think it's a good idea to stare at it at all. It can cause permanent damage to your eyes. K: [calling to someone out of shot] Bad news Larry! My mom says you shouldn't have stared at it. M: Uh-oh. I better take a look and make sure his eyes are all right. K: Sure Mom.. lemme go find 'em. Right after they burst, larry sneezed and they flew out there in the grass somewhere.
The image depicts a glass of amber-colored liquid, likely a cocktail, on a wooden table in a dimly lit bar or restaurant. The glass is positioned on a round coaster with a red border and white center, and contains ice cubes and an orange peel garnish. To the left of the glass lies a pair of black headphones. In the background, the atmosphere appears relaxed, with people seated at tables, suggesting a casual gathering or social event. The overall ambiance is subdued, with soft lighting and a warm color palette, creating a cozy and inviting environment.
Ben @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 'Hot take' but the mental health crisis is a perfectly reasonable reaction to the state of everything. Like falling off a cliff and a bunch of people asking if you've tried mindfulness instead of plummeting to your doom?
2 serves of beef sausage with onion (underneath!) on white bread on a piece of paper towel. democracy FTW!
Orlando in front of a tree, staring into the middle distance for a while then turning to look straight into your soul.
Black and white fyer for emom.sydney featuring an old-school microphone like they used for radio broadcasts during the war. EMOM is April 10 Mothership Marrickville Sydney. There is also a QR code pointing to https://linktr.ee/emom.sydney
Photo of a mac laptop being restore with the system program migration assistant
a rack of guitars hanging on an unfinished plaster wall with early Tangerine Dream CDs and a blue CAT5 ethernet cable strung across.
Screen shot of an internet ad with a picture of lush mountains cloaked in clouds and text reading “Own A Piece Of Scotland”
me, hunched over my laptop on the FoH desk (which is covered in cables and equipment and of course a lava lamp) while people set up gear on stage and behind them are the lights and video projection system that my laptop is in control of.
Pic of macos settings showing Apple Intelligence has turned on again after today’s update FFS Apple, you of all people should know that NO MEANS NO!
Screenshot of the button in settings that turns Apple Intelligence off, showing it to be very much off, as it should be.
Starry, deep blue night sky over Cuttagee, with trees in the lower half of the frame lit by lamplight from the house.