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professional standards reducer // forever atoning for ever assisting the genAI basilisk

tiny corner gutter being all cute
an elderly man wistfully reminisces at the end of his life and flies a kite in defiance of god and man
screenshot of don hertzfeldt's "rejected" boy: i am a consumer whore! man: and how!
doom (1993) e1m1 automap
a silhouette of our inevitable AI overlord after finishing Its Wet Task, saying "it's so peaceful now. you can hear the rain."
skull face from metal gear solid ground zeroes/the phantom pain
craisins
a calvin and hobbes comic, ending a short 3-strip arc https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1991/04/08 panel 1: dad: (in an easy chair) calvin the bold! calvin: (running into frame) yes? panel 2: d: kneel. c: huh?? what? kneel? panel 3: d: (alighting calvin's shoulder with a... stick? ruler? something) by the finite patience vested in me, i hereby dub thee "mud." you may rise. c: (kneeling, shocked) my name is MUD?! panel 4: c: (walking away grumpily) mr. subtlety drives home another point.
the inevitable culmination of all dad jokes panel 1: a boy states "i'm so sad now, papa. like something inside me is torn and cannot be put back together." panel 2: a proud father proclaims "HI, so sad now, papa. like something inside me is torn and cannot be put back together, I'M DAD"
vinyl press of keith jarrett - the köln concert
“Holy infant, so tender and mild" implies the existence of a cursed infant, so chewy and spicy.
It is with great sadness, grief and sorrow that we confirm the passing of Casey Chaos after seeing the news currently being reported. As you can imagine, everyone in the band, past and present, are absolutely devastated. There was a lot going on with Amen in the past 5-6 years that we didn’t announce. Casey loved and appreciated your support, and always wanted to wait until things were complete, rather than sharing unfinished work-in-progress material. The rest of us are going to reflect on the ways we can honour Casey in the way he deserves; to have his genius, talent and heart celebrated and experienced by the world and the people who appreciated it. Please share any positive memories you have about Casey on this post… For our part, we will share more in time. REFUSE AMEN, LONG LIVE CHAOS. Goodbye, brother.
SMBC votey panel with a stressed dude eloquently stating "oh fuck my ass the daisy petals are turning inward for the night, i gotta hurry!"
an army of dingding key caps
teen girl squad - "corn is no place for a mighty warrior!"
zelda my beloved sealing calamity ganon
"e.t. the extra-terrestrial"'s very iconic scene of flying a bike in front of the moon
hum: downward is heavenward
photo of a wild morel
foone's death generator for "castlevania: symphony of the night" with dracula's textbox contents adjusted for system shock 2: "what is a hacker? a miserable little pile of flesh and bone."
spotify wrapped showing jim gaffigan, poppy, brian regan, amen, and venetian snares in that order because i am large, i contain multitudes
the troxler effect: stare at this image in fullscreen long enough and it disappears because your brain decides it's a big pile of worthless noise (apologies to the visually-impaired because this alt-text must be extra frustrating)
a screenshot of the attract mode of virtual on oratorio tangram for the sega dreamcast showing a controller and the character temjin with his studly backpack dreamcast powerhouse
bluesky's main feed displaying "internal server error" because it's really popular suddenly for some reason
a window advertisement proclaiming "our hot dog - the thunderous pop when you bite into it - the saline tang of the pink flesh!!...oh! yes! (please - i'm getting hungry already!)"
a mockup cover for a criterion collection version of super metroid, featuring a transparent monochrome blue jellyfish
tetris for NES by tengen (atari)
the infamous LA noire face; an old man trying his damnedest to appear trustworthy
swansea from mouthwashing, looking ready to par-tay
a fucking real life photograph of the trump garbage truck which is just the greatest metaphor i've ever experienced
blair witch effigies hung from a front entryway suggesting i'm pretty fucked
an ad for rosati's pizza, proclaiming "a slice of chicago", hailing a "secret family sauce recipe" with concerning highlighting, "wisconsin mozzarella", and "dough from midwest wheat"
melt-banana's new album "3+5" on a vinyl display
a screenshot of facebook messenger with the message "is this still available" sent to a seller
a jovial rendering of a fuzzy cartoon woodland creature smiling brightly in front of ambiguous masses, with a text bubble proclaiming "a squirrel keeps blocking my anus! this is hell!"
an elated gentleman wearing a cornflower blue shirt, tie, and classic two-piece suit is very excited about his phone call, with the memetic and whimsical caption "HA HA! BUSINESS"