Daniel

@djbarc.bsky.social

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4-credit TV comedy writer (Treason Show) curtailed only by a full time job, 5 kids, free time window between 1030-1145pm and rampant ADHD decision paralysis. He/Him

Shit MapTap edit showing Australia and what I sincerely hope to be Sydney
The Mouthy Renegade I've said "Fuck Al" since before I was a writer. Al isn't going to call Traitor Trump a motherless fuck in nearly as many creative ways as I do. So my job is safe. But to hell with all the shitty things those gigantic data centers are doing to the environment. You don't need Al to function.
A screenshot from a WhatsApp chat where my friend has taken a photo of a wall with a grey box attached, and placed on the ground are 7 replica Easter Island heads. His comment is: It's always baffled me how they got there.
Star Wars force ghosts but it's the last 6 UK PM bastards and Andy Burnham at the forefront.
Third place guy meme
A dragonfly sat on a branch, vertically
A butterfly with black and red wings on a leaf
Trailer Park of Terror still.
Sonic, ripped, holding a towel standing in a shower cubicle, but he has John Major's face
Certain fungi can turn insects into zombies Ever heard of the zombie-ant fungus? It is a particular type of parasitic fungus which infects certain insects in a very unique way. Normally, a parasite will kill an insect immediately. The zombie-ant fungus, on the other hand, takes a different approach: instead, it hijacks the insect's mind and takes control of its brain functions, and then dictates the insect's every action. In other words, the insects can still move around, but can only do what the fungus wants them to do. The fungus then sends the insect in every direction, in order to maximise the efficient spreading of fungal spores.
Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn't even know who his real father is.
Wile E Coyote hiding close to a fake tunnel in a wall he just painted, though the tunnel has been replaced by a sign reading "20mph Do not exceed speed limit"
Bernie Sanders who the genocide supporting, Nazi-rapist endorsing socialist
Count Binface
Whoopi Goldberg playing Oda Mae Brown in Ghost
Poster for The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 'Drift' badly edited to read 'Driff'
Drake meme but Drake replaced with child rapist Donald Trump. Top (no): ANTIFA Bottom (yes: ANT-FIFA
Top: A referee reviewing VAR Middle: Trump saying "No, No, No" Bottom: A referee, arms outstretched suggesting a negative decision
Otto's live, but inactive, Twitter account
Cover Image of Kelis "Milkshake" but titled "Unidentified Liquid" because despite the hypothetical conversation being exclusively about milkshake, and that it has been reiterated multiple times that it's about milkshake, some motherfuckers are still unclear as to what is in the cup.
Crudely drawn fulcrum/lever to show a very light weight on RHS top and a very heavy weight on the LHS bottom. Light weight labelled "Some good things that benefit small, specific groups" Heavy weight labelled "The insurmountable bad Labour have done to many, many people"
A few lists I've been placed on. One is a date with no explanation 2 are about supporting Putin, Hezbollah and Houthi And one is for calling Wil Wheaton out for a horseshit opinion
14 days ago sek74829583.bsky.social yaoi ... 2026-06-25 schizanon.bsky.social Hates People Who Use VR Al Crypto Smartglass This list is not meant to insult anyone No claims are being made about the members of this list It is not meant to shame or abuse users Created by a script; I probably never looked at your profile so don't take it personally brianmwise.bsky.social Brian M... 23 days ago Egregious Brigaders and Troll/False Flag Leade This is a list of primary accounts run by bad actors, trollfarmers & brigade leaders. These are people who leverage their followers to target and harass other users who disagree with them. brianmwise.bsky.social Brian M... 23 days ago False Flag Accounts, Brigaders & Spammer Tro This list reserved for people who, upon investigation, appear to be abusing BlueSky moderation lists to harass accounts using false flag and troll systems. brianmwise.bsky.social Brian M... 23 days ago Violators of the Law Of Wheaton These are either people who spend more time breaking the Rule of Wheaton than anything else possible. Blocked for being
Citizen Kane poster, but it's Citizen Con and there's an air con unit. I think I'm bored of myself now.
Trainspotting Poster. Now Air Con Spotting with an air con unit aimed at a soaking wet Ewan McGregor
E.T. Poster with a silhouette of a person on a bike with an air con unit in the front basket flying in front of a huge moon. "A Steven Spielberg Film" A.C. The Air Con Terrestrial
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark poster. Now reads "Raiders of the Lost Air Con" and Indy is standing in front of an air con unit
Con Air Poster. John Malkovich, Nic Cage and John Cusack are set behind a large Air Con unit. The logo at the top now reads AIR CIN AIR
Armageddon DVD cover. Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler's heads are set against a blazing sun. In front of them is a corner of the moon and in front of THAT is an Air Con unit taking off like a rocket
Speaking to the BBC, Dr Cass said she believes since then "some of the hype about risks have been exaggerated in that we genuinely don't know if there are harms."
Drake "yes no" meme No - Highly respected Somalian referee Yes - Ghanaian Rapist
The Lads in Jeans meme, but the lads' heads have been replaced by Aaran Banks, Richard Tice, Nigel Farage and Hate Koey
Two bastards struggling to smile
Centrism the political belief that it's acceptable for some to suffer so others don't have to, while pretending to be impartial. The ideology of a person who cannot accept that they are right wing, despite almost exclusively holding right wing views
Calm App Screenshot It's a Wonderful Sleep Story Thanks to the wonders of technology, beloved Hollywood legend James Stewart is here to narrate this new yet reassuringly timeless festive tale. Heartwarming and evocative, it's vintage Calm.
The kind of note kids would have sent in school asking: Do you like me? Yes No
Table with two columns titled REFORM DIVISION - BAD Column 1 Disabled Trans Poor Youth Immigrants Comfortable Cis Het White Asylum Seekers Peaceful Protestors Anti-genocide Column 2 Billionaires
Simpsons meme. Moe throws Barney out of the bar More washes his hands of Barney Barney is behind Moe before Moe has even turned around The first Barney is labeled STARMER The second Barney is labeled BURNHAM The reason being of course is that they are the same Labour right wing bastards just with different faces
Reform MP Sarah Pochin just openly showing she neither understands nor gives a remote fuck about women's safety, stating that if we don't want to women to get beaten up then let's all hope England keep winning.
Trump's failures as a businessman. ​The Trump Game, Trump Phone, Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Plaza Hotel & Casino, Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts, Trump Entertainment Resorts, Trump Ice, Trump University, Donald J. Trump Foundation, Trump Shuttle, GoTrump.com, Trump Mortgage, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump Castle, The Plaza Hotel NYC, Trump Magazine, The Trump Network, $TRUMP Memecoin, World Liberty Financial, American Bitcoin, Truth Social
A right-wing cunt lurking in a tree for some reason. He's wearing green wellies, a green coat and likely union jack underpants stained with dry piss. It's captioned "Hey, kids. Wanna buy a Social Media log-in?"
Jason Mamoa sneaking up behind Henry Cavil with excited menace in his eyes
Violent, thick, racist cunts burning people's houses and attacking the police
U105 Frank Mitchell @frank_broadcast @PoliceServiceNI have advised international nursing staff to show ID to masked men at "checkpoints" according to Rita Devlin from @theRCN. @U105radio. She wants answers from PSNI.
Prodigy Keith still from "Smack my bitch up" video
"Friends just out of shot" meme
hoylebrunson.bsky.social One is a Nazi one is an anti-Nazi you're choosing to vote for neither which is a weird but OK choice usually that means you're a Zionist. Do you ever look in the mirror and hate yourself? Do you ever jerk off to the thoughts of the people being killed in the genocide in Gaza? I bet you do. Daniel @djbarc.bsky.social Platner does. In public bathrooms hoylebrunson.bsky.social @hoylebrunson.bsky.social I kind of like that actually.
Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine Oct 7 On October 7, 2023, Hamas launched a horrific terrorist attack against the people of Israel. Two years later, I'm still calling for ALL the hostages to be released and for this war to finally end. It's time for peace.
A photo of a Peter Rabbit toy, taken from the back. His coat is wide open and his arms spread out resembling the classic "Flasher in a mac" look.
Otto's live twitter account
Otto's active Twitter profile where he declare's he's left Twitter.
ALL PEOPLE OF ANTRIM Following the attack by a somalian migrant North Belfast last night, Tonight Tuesday 9th june we close the town 7pm, all businesses to be closed otherwise will close them. This isn't a protestant or catholic thing this is a community thing against ILLEGAL UNVETTED MIGRANTS. WE'VE HAD ENOUGH Top of the town roundabout 7pm
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Photo showing a high fence beside a tree and red cabins on the left
AI slop
AI slop showing a version of the Hoover Building on grass
An AI misrepresentation of the US flag with a circle of stars instead of the usual lines
Don't feed the seagulls sign.
Google Earth shot of Triangular Park, Lahore
Google Earth shot of Triangular Park, Lahore