djig

@djig.bsky.social

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A fabulous, transgenic, taxidermied mouse for pictorial purposes only. No longer performing for birthday parties (Children's or Adults). "Then he wanted out of the wrestling game and got into strip-teasing" - Some baldy

Cover art from The Prodigy's Fat of the Land (Expanded Edition)
Futurama, War is the H-Word Zapp Brannigan commenting to Kif about a recent recruit Zapp: "Kif, that young man fills me with hope; And some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing to me..."
Horrified children being absconded with by a very naughty bunny! Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)
The current Pope with a baseball bat on an airliner.
OUT STRATEGY: 1.) Clone William Tecumseh Sherman. Footnote 1. 2.) Introduce him to nuclear weapons. Our Boy Tecumseh: "Boys, I was wrong when I said war is hell. We just wasn't doin' it right." An elegant arrow pointing to Dallas out of view. Our Boy again: "This is fuckin' beautiful." The Footnote, If cloning proves impractical, retrieve Gen. Sherman using TIME TRAVEL.
Man walks into a bar: "The Local kind of alcohol, coffee, or tea is good and wasn't it horrible what the British did here that one time?!" Text below: It's easy to make friends in any country on Earth.