DJ McCann

@djmccann.bsky.social

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Baltimore ex-pat. The opposite of the Fresh Prince (Bel Air->West Philly, among other reasons). I'll give a "go birds" but they'll be orioles and ravens. Libraries rule.

Otis Nixon stealing a homer over a 40-foot wall or something. Cocaine is a hell of a PED.
A Time Magazine cartoon (June 2, 2003) featuring Superman and Lois Lane having their journalistic ethics challenged by Jayson Blair.
The Wire, Bodie telling McNulty why they let the shooting victim keep throwing dice with them even though he always stole the money, "Got to. This America, man."
Annie Edison, in the holiday (S1) episode of Community, after someone says they "didn't know you were a Jew." "I'd...say the whole word next time."
Jack of All Trades, starring Bruce Campbell as a Revolutionary-era American spy posted to a French Polynesian island. Featuring a British woman as a fellow spy and gadget whiz, and Verne Troyer in a recurring role as Literally Napoleon Bonaparte.
Joan Jett, famed Orioles fan and also musician
Hey Dude (Nickelodeon)
Robert Andino
Ted Lasso, season 1 episode 1. "How many countries are in this country?" "Four!"
A screenshot of the Bluesky Trending Topics box, showing "3. DoorDash Grandma" and "4. Media Coverage". Very specific, and very vague.
A screenshot, taken at 10:39 PM on 4/5/2026 on Yahoo! Finance, showing the various US futures markets and how they shot almost straight up on the "news" of a theoretical path to a ceasefire. The same way it has happened almost every night for the past several weeks. Keep letting Lucy put that football down for you, fellas.
Margo Madison, an alum of the University of Alabama at Huntsville, from the Fullcast's favorite television series, For All Mankind.
Capt. Byron Hadley, from The Shawshank Redemption, being arrested and (according to Red's voiceover) crying like a little girl.
A screenshot of the Bluesky "Trending" box with "Horror Writing" in the number-one spot.
Pope Clement VII (papal reign 1523-34)
"Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like 'I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people' and every adult convert is like 'the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses.'"
Meme image: "RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods."
New Yorker cartoon where sheep look at a campaign billboard of a wolf with the slogan "I am going to eat you" and one sheep says "He tells it like it is." Link: https://condenaststore.com/featured/he-tells-it-like-it-is-paul-noth.html?srsltid=AfmBOor4flz4ciKthsq6Fg0mxeaVGy9b3l-t1RmM35C1F7ZvMoEthxN7
A photo taken by the poster in the aftermath of the 2016 Snowpocolypse storm, showing him using a snowblower to clear a neighborhood sidewalk in northeast Maryland. The level of the snow (approximately 18") is significantly above the mouth of the blower.
The Dr. Manhattan meme with him saying "It is 1994 and the baseball owners are 100% forcing a salary cap," "It is 2010 and the baseball owners are 100% forcing a salary cap," and "It is 2026 and the baseball owners are 100% forcing a salary cap."
A misshapen potato
The "Assume Fox Network viewing positions" bit from Married With Children, famously the first hit sitcom to air on the new Fox Network.
"Ice Cream Frederick Burgers Frederick Subs Frederick"
Someone attempting to capture a crab who is wielding a knife.
Joe Diffie, "Pickup Man", paraphrasing "When you have an eight-foot bed that never has to be made." RIP mullet king
The Facebook report photo request with "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" selected.
A scene from the West Wing episode "Freedonia", of Bob Russell campaign staffer Donna Moss confronting a Matt Santos campaign intern dressed as a chicken, there to ask why Russell was "too chicken" to debate Santos. Never argue with a person dressed as a chicken.
Image of the Facebook report photo box with "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" selected.
Jake Peralta, from Brooklyn Nine-Nine: "I'd like your eight-dollarest bottle of wine, please."
Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi, married since 2001.
Tim Salmon
Hampton Synagogue 4.7 stars, 42 Google reviews Orthodox synagogue in Westhampton Beach, New York
Shosanna from Inglorious Basterds putting on her "war paint".
A screenshot from Google Maps showing the location of the Holiday Inn from the replied-to post, along with, a couple blocks away, Four Seasons Heating, Air Conditioning, Plumbing, & Electric. Which I had no idea was there, but happened to be one of the things Google randomly chose to show me. At least I assume it's random.
"Freudian slide", comic from The Far Side, by Gary Larson.
John Larroquette in Stripes being welcomed to his new command above the Arctic Circle.
From chicagohistorytoday.wordpress.com, Turkey Mike Donlin of the 1906 New York Giants wearing a "World's Champion" jersey.
1,700-plus replies. 27 reposts. 226 quote posts. 68 likes. RATIOED.
Screenshot from the articles quoting, "He cites the Trump White House's action against The Associated Press and shares concern about the lack of a collective response from The AP's peers. (As I reported last week, there have been behind the scenes conservations and some statements expressing solidarity, but there hasn't been a mass boycott.)"
Screengrab from FX's Archer: "For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed art thou amongst cocktails. Pray for me now in the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."