DJ Meph

@djmeph.bsky.social

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I searched for my spark and I found it https://djmeph.wtf

Norm from cheers, sitting at the bar with a beer: "I have an idea, let's assassinate the Ayotollah"
Donald Trump Jr reaches into his pocket and rubs his finger on his gums
@Georgesantos: I am officially no longer a New York City resident.
Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want
Drake: Jake Paul you're actually f***ing trash bro ... I trusted you with TWO MILLION
Museum of Detroit Electronic Music (MODEM)
New York City Too Early to Call Zohran Mamdami - 50.2% Andrew Cuomo - 40.8% Curtis Sliwa - 8.2%
ABC News: What does Trump mean by 'nuclear testing?'
@its_me_jd_again: So I got a gig for a commercial, and was extremely excited to finally be getting back to filiming. Spent half the day shooting and had a great time with the crew, they were all extremely professional. Had that... things are finally getting back to normal feeling. But... I get a phone call from my agent letting me know they will not be using my spot and they can't have someone who is an influencer for J6. Then they go on to tell my agent that she should have told them about me being a J6er. This is the unfortunate norm for us J6ers. Will we ever really have closure, will J6 always be a stain on our lives? It's a great thing I have a God that is bigger than all this. As for me, I will continue to move forward.
Donald Trump pictured with his best friends Jeffrey Epstein and P Diddy: People who accuse Trump of being a racist should know that he had both Jewish and Black friends.
@NoContextBrits: Petition to make Matt Berry the next James Bond.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: I am introducing a bill that prohibits the injection, release, or dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere for the express purpose of altering weather, temperature, climate, or sunlight intensity. It will be a felony offense. I have been researching weather modification and working with the legislative counsel for months writing this bill. It will be similar to Florida’s Senate Bill 56. We must end the dangerous and deadly practice of weather modification and geoengineering.
Trump looking gloom at his lame birthday goose-stepping parade. Caption: Baby Sad
"Most menacing thing I've seen a Pope say": The Pope's one-word message to the United States is going viral 👇
Upside down text: "So much for the tolerant left." - Benito Mussolini April 28, 1945
Yesterday I bought a coffee for $3. Now I have a $3 trade deficit with the coffee shop so I am imposing a 50% trade tariff on them. Today my coffee cost me $4.50. Art of the Deal!
Echoes of Harlem: A tribute to Duke Ellington by the Planet D Nonet vol. 2
Kirby *stompin the city* Go ahead and destroy the financial district make the people happy
Penguin spraypainting "Fuck Trump" on a wall of ice
Hey Librul! What if we listened to each other, worked together, and used good ideas -- no matter where they came from -- to improve life for everyone? April Fools! Eat shit libs!!!
The vibe I bring to the function: Pink, plushy worm with cute smile and antennae.
Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans.
Cybertruck Repair Kit includes hot glue gun and 30 hot glue sticks, only $9.99
Chuck E Cheese: Hey, how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear ...
In Planet of the Apes (1968) the Statue of Liberty is transported from Earth to the Planet of the Apes but it's never explained how.
Gortash: You're in a very bad position, Ketheric. You don't have the cards. You don't have the prism and you don't have the cards. You're gambling with millions of tadpoles and you don't have the cards. Ketheric: Gortash what the fuck are you talking about? Orin: Have you said thank you once this entire time?
Candide - Voltaire
In war the only thing that matters is your ally saying "thank you" once - Vance Tfu, The Art of Pwease
@NewsWire_US: DOGE effort to sell off federal properties inadvertently exposes CIA black site in Northern Virginia - Boomberg TV @RobGeorge: DOGE thought that "black site" was code for a DEI project.
Zelensky, holding a can of Twisted Tea as Trump hurls verbal diarrhea at him