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@djscruggs.com

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Dog owner

You will make sure: that my clothes and laundry are kept in good order; that I will receive my three meals regularly in my room... You will not expect any intimacy from me, nor will you reproach me in any way; You will stop talking to me if I request it.
AAAAGGGHHHHH!
Years ago, a friend said that he loved ginkgo biloba trees because their flowers smelled like jerking off. That association icked me out a little, but I recall it because it’s a scent. Another friend told me about finding her teenage son’s “jerk-off sock,” and ginkgo trees instantly came to mind. A Proustian moment.