DK Vine @dkvine.com · Jul 2 I purchased a tin of the new "Donkey Kong Banana Bunch" candy, exceeded the recommended serving size, and felt like I needed to be sick all over my keyboard. But instead, I redirected my anguish and vomited out an all-new DK Vine Food Review! dkvine.com?p=features&p...
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I too purchased them and they were spilled immediately during a bout of babysitting, itself a very Donkey Kong-coded activity.
"Sucking on the piece, I was relieved that the banana flavoring, while still sickly artificial, is perhaps a bit more muted than I was expecting. It doesn't necessarily taste good, but it's subtle enough that it reminds me..." It's 2026, IRL is a dystopic cyberpunk novel.
Honestly one of the kinds of content I patronize for. No one else I know would do this kind of long-form writing about something so niche and goofy.
I always loved the flavor of the banana Runts the most... Give them to me next time!
My husband loves banana runts, so I'll buy these if I see them. I gotta start thinking of what I could keep in the tin.
OHHHHHH BANANA