The ADHD DM

@dmadhd.bsky.social

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I do stuff, and things happen. Avid D&D nerd. Currently running 3 campaigns. Equality and solidarity are the way. Fuck Nazis.

Captain America sits the 'cool' way on a chair in a high school hallway lined with lockers. The bottom reads, "So, you decided to stop shooting fascists, and now they're back."
Fallout: A Post-Nuclear Board Game for 1-4 Players Designed by Andrew Fischer & Nathan Hajek
A bookshelf with shelves sagging under the weight of a moderately-sized collection of D&D books and paraphernalia.
A 20-sided die with the One Ring from LoTR inside.
A Magic: the Gathering card named 'Resilient Roadrunner' that has haste and 'protection from coyotes."
Two absolutely gorgeous books are displayed: "The Seeker's Guide to Enchanting Emporiums" and "The Seeker's Guide to Twisted Taverns." Both are by Eldermancy and feature cover art of the titular Seeker, a red-skinned tiefling woman with white hair and way too large of a tail.
A Dungeons & Dragons battlemap depicting a forest setting. A number of wooden tokens for player characters and enemies are arranged atop the map, along with a number of black and red marbles that mark traps.
The cover art for Coheed and Cambria's second album, 'In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth 3.' The art depicts a cloudy night sky with a barely obscured crescent moon.
A bright red pop-top can of 'Rick's Gourmet Nacho cheddar cheese sauce.'
Our Shadowdark participants! The photo shows five people arranged in a living room. On the left is a man with a black hoodie and short brown hair with a goat-like beard. Next to him is a taller man with dark hair and a plaid shirt, with a full beard. Next to him is our DM of the night, a hulking 6'5" man who regularly crushes the heads of his enemies. He also has a full beard. Next to him is a redheaded girl with a brown dress. Last is a blonde girl in a Rolling Stones dress. They are all smiling (except for the first person), thrilled to have survived the Shadowdark!
The cover of D&D 3.5e adventure 'Expedition to the Ruins of Greyhawk.' The artwork depicts the wizard Mordenkainen surrounded by candles as he peers into a golden crystal orb with an image of Castle Greyhawk within. The book features the 3.5e Dungeons and Dragons logo at the top. Beneath, it reads 'A CAMPAIGN ADVENTURE FOR CHARACTERS OF LEVEL 8-13.' The byline at the bottom names Jason Bulmahn, James Jacobs, and Erik Mona.
A massive black wurm towering above a foreboding, dust-shrouded landscape. The wurm is covered with a metallic, blade-like spikes, and it's open mouth is filled with sharp teeth.
Page 3 of the Complete Divine: the table of contents. The page lists each chapter, as well as each notable section and sub-section in each chapter. Also listed is the page numbers for the various tables and sidebars in the book. Chapter 1: The Devoted Chapter 2: Prestige Classes Chapter 3: Supplemental Rules Chapter 4: Magic Items Chapter 5: Deities Chapter 6: The Divine World Chapter 7: Domains and Spells
The front cover of Complete Divine from D&D 3.5. The tagline under the title reads 'A Player's Guide to Divine Magic for All Classes' and the book is written by David Noonan. The image in the center of the cover depicts a holy warrior in white clothing, clutching a mace in one hand and a holy symbol in the other as holy light emanates from him.
The front cover of Complete Divine from D&D 3.5. The tagline under the title reads 'A Player's Guide to Divine Magic for All Classes' and the book is written by David Noonan. The image in the center of the cover depicts a holy warrior in white clothing, clutching a mace in one hand and a holy symbol in the other as holy light emanates from him.
Walter White from Breaking Bad says, "You're goddamn right."
A black insulated travel mug with stainless steel print that read, 'TEARS OF MY PLAYERS' in capital letters.
A very crudely-drawn map on a vinyl battlemat. A number of wooden tokens are atop the map, signifying the players' characters and thier enemies.
A photo of a grey Blue Sky brand spiral notebook on a turquoise bed of felt.
A black hole surrounded by a spiral nebula in bright red that turns yellow then white as the gases near the event horizon.
A screenshot of a tumblr post by lemon bubble. me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits me, getting out the raisins: god *damn,* etheldred, you are SO right the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
The header reads, "When someone asks why I'm the forever DM." Underneath are two images of Mordin from Mass Effect 3, with his line, "Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."
OC Meme 1 like = 1 Answer 1. First OC (written on the meme as Oldest OC, but that gets confusing with a later question) 2. Newest OC 3. Favorite OC 4. Favorite OC design 5. Main reason for making OCs (this one is obvious. Look at my handle) 6. Describe your character creation process 7. Do you ship your OCs with someone else? 8. Favorite OC ship 9. Weirdest OC 10. Villain OCs 11. Would you consider yourself nice to your OCs? 12. An OC you've killed 13. Are any of your OCs parents? 14. Are there any OCs you find yourself neglecting? 15. An OC that's difficult to roleplay 16. Tallest and shortest OCs 17. Oldest and youngest OCs 18. Do you dislike any of your OCs? 19. Have you ever made a self-insert? 20. An OC regret 21. An OC you didn't expect to be popular 22. An OC you didn't expect to love
A two-panel comic. Panel 1 shows a man on the phone; "You aren't coming home for Thanksgiving?" Panel 2 reveals the man's home; he is watching Fox News, has a framed picture of Donald Trump above 'The Donald Trump Bible by Donald Trump,' has a tattoo that reads 'DJT' and is wearing a thin blue line shirt. He continues, "It'll only get political if you make it, honey." The comic is titled 'Holidays' by @dunnykz
A tweet from Aren R. LeBrun @proustmalone: "A lot of people describe our press as 'free & open' because it is not owned by the state. They ignore that it is owned by six multinational conglomerates whose shareholders have a unified set of class interest that get reflected in nearly 100 percent of media coverage every day."
A picture of Casey Anthony's mugshot. Above, the header reads, "BREAKING: Trump names Casey Anthony as Director of the Department of Child and Family Services."