D.M. Schmeyer

@dmschmeyer.bsky.social

4859 Followers 285 Following

He/him. Attorney at Law and the inflection point between fucking around and finding out. www.kusklaw.com

Kim Kardashian in her new show "All's Fair" with her ass hanging nearly all the way out in the office.
The same puppy is now sitting on my shoulder and on the back on the couch.
A very comfy puppy lays on her back on my lap while we sit on the couch
A Lazy Man's Seafood Ciopinno. Pretty much ever shellfish, calamari sole, and garlic toast in tomato and seafood stock broth.
Article text detailing that Hasan Piker thought the agent questioning him was sympathetic.
Free speech guy
Cory Booker points to the exact section of the core book that allegedly says you can't do that during the shooting phase
Bomb ass steak frites with a side of ketchup.
Email from credit card company asking if I meant to leave a tip at a restaurant
Dr. Evil saying "It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Biggleswort."
A bottle of Filey Bay scotch on a counter next to a glass with ice.
A bottle of Akita Craft Gin No. 65
A gin cocktail decorated in a floral and juniper arborist aesthetic, given an amber color with dandelion root, ginger, and burdock
A Spotify Wrapped page depicting Kirk Van Houten's "Can I borrow a feeling" as the user's top song
Tropic Thunder, scene where Robert Downey Jr. says "I don't read the script, the script reads me"