DM Steve

@dmsteve.bsky.social

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He/him | TTRPG/D&D, gaming, fitness, Olympic lifting, cooking - and one day, all at once. | Cohost on two-time Gold ENnie winning podcast Asians Represent! | 🇻🇳🇨🇦

Fish I miss my wife cigarette and red bull and credit card let’s go.
Tomahawk steak cooked medium rare in a wood cutting board, sliced into pieces. Grilled veggies underneath it and two cups of aioli and chimichurie sauce. I think it looks AI because the light is so clear and the contrast is so high that it has that almost over edited AI glaze to it. But no. It’s just a picture from my phone.
Shadow Sorcery (CR 11-16) | Barbell | Gym / Olympic Platform | Summon Shikigami of the Ten Shadows Technique: Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga: Using one movement, accumulate total weight for each round, for 8 rounds. After the round, do not repeat movement. 16 min timecap 100 kg // 220 lbs 200 kg // 440 lbs [300, 400, 500, 600 kg] 700 kg // 1540 lbs 800 kg // 1760 lbs
A sad chicken caesar salad and a cup of coffee under harsh airport light. The dressing is an especially pallid colour; there are cubes of ham that have an anemic pink tone to them, too.
Steve taking a selfie on a treadmill. He’s SO tired lol. Treadmill shows distance = 6.25 mi (10km).
Undead Patron CR 18 Undead endurance of the Shadow Monarch: Anyway anyhow (120 minute time cap) 100 pushups 100 sit-ups 100 body weight squats 10 km run
Steve donating blood. Donation site censored with an 🍆 and donation bag and sample censored with a 🍑 and 🫦. He’s masked and wearing a sleeveless sweater vest and grey sweatpants.
Shadow Sorcery (CR 11-16) Summon Shikigami of the Ten Shadows Technique: Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga: With one movement, accumulate total weight in order. No repeat movements. 16 min timecap 100 kg // 220 lbs 200 kg // 440 lbs 300, 400, 500, 600, kg 700 kg // 1540 lbs 800 kg // 1760 lbs
A screenshot of D&DB "drops" thus far. Includes the "pact seeker" background. Also several feats like "fey pact" nd "fey sentienel". Some spells, too like "astral flood" and "sticks to snakes".
A picture of a black sign with white text in the Auschwitz museum. It reads: 3. Droga śmierci The road of death
Steve in blue and white stripped overalls. He’s giving a big thumbs up while donating in a maroon recliner. Flowers and mushrooms censor donation site and visible donated blood in tubes or bags. He’s wearing a black KN95 mask.
Gym selfie. Steve looks VERY tired and sweaty but chest and shoulders are swollen. Wearing a D&D pride tank.
Terrible picture of Steve’s treadmill and his watch lol. Even though it’s supposed to show you valuable numbers, it must be in the middle of changing. Some numbers don’t show up at all.
Steve taking a mirror selfie from a treadmill. Sweaty and tired but accomplished. Black tank, black sweats, hat tied into half ponytail.
A hot dog on an untossted bun. Like 3 little strands of pickled carrot and radish. Two small and sad portions of cilantro. Like a thin line of some sauce (just a spicy mayo). It looks like maybe $5 value TOPS. It’s really tragic.
Steve in the donation chair. Black t shirt and blue surgical mask. Jean and lavender converse. Sheep socks. Give a big thumbs up and smiling behind mask. Donation site and donation bag censored with ⛄️ and ❄️.
Game completion. Percentage: 90%, time 64h45m. It’s a picture of a TV screen.
Maki Ze’nin from Jujutsu Kaisen. In black and white, she’s in a sleeveless mock neck. She’s ripped to shit and her burn scars just make her look even more badass. Faceless mooks are dying and comically spraying red blood out.
Broccolini and brats. They’re swimming in a brown sauce with onions and garlic.
Mirror selfie of Steve
Pokémon Go avatar. Very pale skin, blonde hair, kind of a Leon Kennedy hair swoop. Red pull over, backpack, and black rimmed glasses.
Steve taking a gym selfie. Blank tank top with logo censored and red short shorts. Sitting cross legged on a workout mat. He has two sets of dumbbells next to him. He's tired, glistening, and his traps look huge lol.
Steve performs a few reps of each movement. He’s a little sweaty and tired. He’s wearing a black tank top and short grey shorts and some indoor shoes. Kettlebell around the worlds have him moving the weight around his waist, switching hands behind his back. Atlas swings take the KB and he swings it up and to his left until it’s at eye level, then it swings down in front of his waist and swings back up to the other side. Dumbbell around the worlds start with two dumbbells at his waist at a neutral position, then he swings them up overhead with extended arms and moves them back down. KB halos have him kneeling on both knees and moving the KB around his head while remaining firm.
Steve in the donation chair, a reclining maroon chaise. He had a white KN95 mask on and a black KIRKLAND signature t shirt and jeans. He’s giving a thumbs up and smiling widely with his eyes. Donation site is censored with a 🎄 and the sample is covered by a 🎁.
Scion of the Three (CR 14) | Wallball | Dumbbell | Chipper | Gym / Home / Outdoors | Cardio Intent - 36 minute timecap: 99 wall Bhaals (wallballs) 66 wall Bhaal situps 33 deadstop push-ups EMOTM 3 burpees Cashout - Dread Allegiance: Choose 1 movement and accumulate 3 minutes: Plank Wall sit Dumbbell pinch grip
Steve talking with his hands. Sleeveless sweater vest and a blue scarf.
Steve with a negroni in hand. Sleeveless black and white checkered vest. He has blankets several blankets on his lap and is wearing a blue scarf.
A salad in a bowl. Lettuce, steak, red onions, some shredded cheese, and like a fistful of fries on top.
Steve sitting cross legged on a yoga mat, taking a mirror selfie. Post pump and sweaty. Black tank and red short shorts. A set of dumbbells around him.
Steve I’m a black tank top and jeans with flannel tied around his waist, posing for the camera. He has a pumpkin head and an axe thrown over his shoulder. A ghost is in the back, raising its aviators to get a better look.
Clean and jerk. Same as before but the movement is done with more speed and aggression (and confidence).
Steve does a clean and jerk, weary black tank top and red short shorts. A clean and jerk starts with the loaded barbell on the ground. Steve lifts it then explosively drives the bar up with his hips then drops underneath it to catch it on his top chest/lower shoulders at the bottom of a squat. He stands then dips his knees slightly then explodes the weight up over his head. He lands with his feet split apart then walks them back together and demonstrates stability before dropping the weight on the ground.
Steve in a squat, both heels elevated with two dumbbells in front of him. Sweaty and glistening. Black tank and black shorts with a white draw string.
Gym mirror self. Steve in a black tank, leaning over a racked barbell.
Steve in a V-neck t shirt, giving a thumbs up. Wearing jeans and a white KN95 mask. Blood sample and donation site are censored with a 🍁 and ❤️ emoji.
Steve in a white t shirt with a red stool logo. Black jeans and a belt. He’s squeezing a lime on to tacos in a paper boat. HUGE smile on his face.
Steel cask with a white paper taped to it that says GARLIC ALE.
Screenshot of a video. Steve is at home in said ripped tank.
Screenshot of The Magic School Bus. Mr. Sinew is a Hispanic teacher who has his white tank top shred when he shakes Ms. Frizzle’s hand.
The opening to Kaiju No. 8 (Season 2) with SPECIALZ by King Gnu (4th opening song of Jujutsu Kaisen) laid on top of it.
Steve in flannel starting a fire in a pit surrounded by big river stones. The lake is in the background. It’s probably about 4pm based on how much sun is left.
Gif of Link (Ocarina of Time) side jumping. It's from an animation so it exaggerates the speed and the facial expression ("HYUUU HYUH HYA HYUH HYUH").
Screenshot from Twitter. Tweet from Steve. Screenshot of the Wuxia section of the 2014 DMG. Tom Scott in front of it. “I am standing in front of the most dangerous section of the DMG.”
Steve in the donation chair. He’s wearing a white tank and black shorts. There’s 💞 censoring his donation site and a 🎁 censoring the blood bag. He’s giving a big thumbs up and smiling with his eyes (wearing a black KN95 mask).
Kashi’s goal is not to revoke anyone’s ability to love Japanese culture and media, but to educate and implore that creatives, producers, and consumers alike center Japanese voices to play a role in telling their own story. Let Japanese people tell Japanese stories.
Snatch - but Steve fails. It’s a safe fail because at the bottom, he recognizes the failure and then “throws” the weight ahead of him (away from body). It’s loud and scary but actually safe (camera shakes and the guy behind him is concerned tho lol).
Steve does a snatch in a black tank and black and white shorts. A snatch starts with the barbell in the ground. Then in one motion you pull to your waist, then pull up and drop quickly under it with arms fully locked down. From the (new) bottom, stand up strong. It’s a fast, aggressive movement.
Steve sitting down after a blood donation. He’s in a black tshirt and black athleisure pants. He’s pointing at a teal wrap around his donation site. He has a KN95 mask on.
Steve I’m a treadmill. His hair is getting longer and it’s in his face, but you can see one eye. Black tank top, black KN95 mask. Very sweaty.
Pho, but northern style. You can see tomatoes in it.
Steve taking a gym mirror selfie. Black tank, black KN95, and black, red, and blue laced shoes.
Steve squatting down and pointing at the Evil Dead The Musical sign outdoors. He’s in a white tank that’s covered in fake blood (and so is he). Black athletic pants, black KN95 mask, and black and white chucks (also covered in blood).
Steve taking a gym mirror selfie. Sitting in a bench with two sets of dumbbells. Black tank and black shorts. It’s post workout so sweaty with chest and shoulders in particular popping out.
A wood sculpture of a Pikachu. It’s painted yellow and black, but the wood can be seen plainly under it. The eyes aren’t filled in and it kind of has a harumph expression - but not really on purpose. It’s sitting on a small dirt mound surrounded by grass and very small flowers.
Screenshot of D&D Beyond's encounter builder. 100 level 1 PCs vs 1 "Giant Ape" (CR 7). Difficulty: Trivial
Steve taking a gym mirror selfie. Grey short shorts, black tank l, and black KN95 mask. Two sets of dumbbells are around him. Shoulders and chest are swollen and because he’s kneeling, you can see one thigh is still swollen probably from a previous workout.
Steve giving a thumbs up at a donation clinic. He’s sitting down in the waiting area, arm wrapped in a teal tensor. He’s wearing a blue t shirt and a black KN95 mask, smiling with eyes.
Alan Richtson no shirt.
A pack of vacuum sealed dried shrimp. The label is fully in Vietnamese.