Emily

@docbotch.bsky.social

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Very much a small fish in a big pond, but hopefully a nice one. Paediatrician, dog owner, mum, crafter, owner of wonky ears. She/her

Graph showing dramatic reduction in cases of measles in the US post-introduction of the measles vaccine.
Picture shows Emily, a white woman with long blonde haire and freckles. She’s wearing a yellow puffa jacket because of historic uniform rules
A sunny morning in a field. The foreground is a green wheat field, the background is a bright blue sky with a couple of white clouds. Most importantly there is a brown and white spaniel and a black Labrador sitting patiently waiting to continue their walk.
Green leafy background showing a forest path, black Labrador sitting in the foreground
A green leafy backdrop with a black Labrador in the foreground.
A small white child wearing a Batman T-shirt, pointing at the camera. He has chocolate/coffee around his mouth. There’s the word “Monday” over his eyes, and the O in Monday is a coffee cup.
The cast of The West Wing in the Oval Office
An AI generated image of a cat with bad cosmetic dentistry.
A large plate of home made sausage rolls. In the background is a jar of chutney, and a token bowl of chopped pepper and tomato.
Screenshot from BBCNews article where Trump says “we keep it I guess. I assumed we’re going to keep the oil” regarding a tanker of oil seized from Venezuela by the Americans.
A selfie of a white woman with ginger-blonde hair, wearing glasses and hospital scrubs. She is also wearing an orange surgical mask with a Halloween pumpkin face stencilled on.
Screenshot of BBCNews website. Photo of (Prince) Andrew with the headline “is this finally rock bottom for Mr Andrew Mountbatten Windsor?” (Prince used in brackets for simplicity for alt text)
A tall child is sitting on two ginormous pumpkins in a kitchen. The pumpkins are each probably around the size of a medicine ball.
Colour image of a white Woman breastfeeding while sitting in a chair in a wood panelled room.
A watercolour effect image of Ozzy Osbourne walking into the sunset while holding the hand of Paddington bear. It is a yellow background. The quote says “the Prince of darkness, the prince of our hearts”
Clip from “The Sound Of Music” where Captain Von Trapp rips up a Nazi flag. A white man in his 30s-40s stands in front of a building. In his hand is a red flag with a white circle and a black swastika. He rips it straight through the middle.
Screenshot from FlightRadar showing empty skies over Ukraine and Iran, with very busy channels over surrounding countries.
AI image of a black Labrador dog dressed up as a pope, sitting in. Pope mobile in the Sistine chapel.
A jar of decaf instant coffee
Keir starmer saying “ there’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom” He is standing j. A wood panelled room, in front of a US and UK flag.
A white woman wearing a red cardigan and a white stripey top is sat in a green plastic seat in a sports arena. She’s wearing a straw hat. She is breastfeeding a baby off the left breast. She is smiling, looking relaxed and happy.
“If you oppose ‘DEI’ you should have to use the full phrase instead of the letters. Be brave and say ‘I oppose diversity, equity, and inclusion’ Bonus points if you admit which part of that you don’t like. Making it an acronym transforms it into a thought terminating cliche. From now on, be proud of you opinions but be specific. Let everyone know if it’s diversity you don’t like, or if it’s equity, or if it’s being inclusive” Screenshotted from other social media.
A photo of the cast of Station 19, there are 9 people standing in a line. 8 of them are firefighters. In the background are elements of the Seattle skyline.
Les miserable song. Hugh jackman singing “who am I? 24601”
A screenshot of a photo of a tin of tea. It had a red label reading “Welsh cake cwtch - spicy and fruity Welsh hug in a mug” The caption says “catching up on the Christmas telly event, cup of tea in hand. Cheers mini botch”
Screenshot from Spotify showing the album cover for “one more sleep” by leona Lewis
A photograph of a bottle of olbas oil.
Two guys in a car have just robbed a bank. The exploding dye pack in their loot detonates, covering them in blue dye
A white woman with copper hair is holding a ginormous black Labrador in her arms. They’re at the beach and there is a gorgeous orangey-yellow sunset in the background.
A small blonde girl is holding a big black Labrador on an orange lead. They’re standing in a green field.
A green dress is at the bottom of the image. A black coat over a pair of legs in black trousers is crossing into the seated person’s space.
Screen shot of a WhatsApp conversation “I hope you’ve had your weetabix tonight mate. The unit appears to have imploded” Reply “Uh oh. I just parked, is it too late to turn around?”