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A scowling piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with the caption "what the cinnamon toast fuck is this"
Sean Connery as William of Baskerville in the film "The Name of the Rose"
Lucille from Arrested Development saying "It's one banana, Michael. How much could it cost, ten dollars?"
Tali, a small, but fully grown tabby cat, laying on her back, front paws curled, and showing her soft belly. It's a trap.
Cartoon with mission control staffer looking shocked, with the background display screen reading "MISSION STATUS: SICK"
Legion, a black cat sits crouched on a table, staring intently at the camera.
Tommy Lee Jones side-eye from No Country for Old Men
Williams-Sonoma reversible meat tenderizer, which bears a remarkable resemblance to a buttplug with a spiked base.
Northern Lights shining pink and green.
White coffee mug with a crazed surface and the torso of a skeleton molded to the rim as though hot tubbing.
The Smart One
Large white and black cat named Wrex laying on a shelf with his front paws draped over the edge.
A withered Mr. House from Fallout: New Vegas
Picture of former speaker of the house looking like a dork-ass loser doing a biceps curl
Picture of an orange cat sleeping in a box labeled "Help Yourself".
Maximilian, the scary robot from Disney's "The Black Hole"
Large fluffy cat with nothing inside his head.
Pong arcade cabinet from the early 1970s
Sam Groom as Dr. Simon Locke in the TV series "Police Surgeon".
Small tabby cat laying on her back, waiting for unsuspecting passersby to pet her tummy
Michael Conrad as Sgt. Phil Esterhaus in "Hill Street Blues". He'd close out the daily briefing with the phrase "Let's be careful out there".
Car Kirby from the Nintendo game Kirby and the Forgotten Land
Comical drawing of pigs wearing costume noses captioned "Pigs with tricky noses".
Photo of an obsolete Kodak Disc camera and negatives
Large white, black, and grey cat straddling a computer case
Black and brown dog with large ears sleeping on a couch.
Picture of a small container of ScrubDaddy Tangerine Clean Natural Scouring Paste. It closely resembles a yogurt or ice cream container.
Email from HHS stating that employees are required to respond to the "what did you do last week" request from Elon Musk.
Gushing statement from the Acting Director of the Indian Health Service about how they look forward to working with RFK Jr.
Picture of a chubby calico cat laying on a red blanket
Headline from Inside Medicine claiming that a letter saying IHS employees are ineligible for the Deferred Resignation Program somehow means they are protected from being fired.
List of alternative medication from an insurance company indicating they may not be covered.
Legion, a black cat who is asleep looking like a raggedy ball of fur.
Larry, Darryl, and the other Darryl from "Newhart".
Sculpture of a Kóoshdaa káa, Tlingit Land Otter Man
Photo of a Red Tailed Hawk in an enclosure.
Wrex, a large, fluffy, white and black cat lounging on some clothes in a hamper.
A loaf shaped calico cat in repose on a blanket adorned with fantastical animals.
XKCD comic where a character explains to security that laptop batteries pose a significant explosion risk in hopes of getting his water bottle back.
Black cat sleeping on a desk, blocking use of keyboard and mouse.