Aaron McGuire

@docrostov.bsky.social

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former NBA basketball blogger @ gothic ginobili dot com. hard-left mathematician in richmond VA in his dad era, with a longstanding love for russian lit and the san antonio spurs. he/him/they

pablo torre photoshopped onto wayne from letterkenny with "pitter patter... let's get at er" superimposed
that’s the neat part: you don’t!
picture of pregame intros where the closed captioning introduces chet holmgren as Lumpkin And Guys
screenshot of Microsoft Word 1997, a superior product to modern Microsoft Word in every possible respect. credit to Robert Lauriston’s 1996 review of Microsoft Word 1997
description of three great business ideas: diy igloo kit (bucket of water), moose antler toe ring, necklace w/ anchovies on it
photoshop of doug christie on stilts in a purple gazing in abject horror at the basketball team he coaches, despite russell westbrook swishing a single shot at the dying of the light. (stock photo used; credit mofles.)
is your child texting about pierogies? if so, look for acronyms like “brb” bring rogies bro or “rip” really into pierogies
espn front page art. a basketball court is painted with Jay Bilas, and there is a bizarre flag with rick pitino looking like a communist propaganda poster
tyrese haliburton wearing floaties, due to his copious quantity of floaters
the Suffering of Julius Randle
espn headline “Coward forgoes Duke, to remain in NBA draft”, referring to Cedric Coward, but it looks like it’s just calling some rando a coward for not going to duke lol
google search for “best pope ever power rankings”
picture of jaden smith dressed up like a castle at the grammys, to go with my bad joke about this being a stephon castle fit
max strus jumping in the air with what appears to be the goal of getting a piggyback ride on gary trent jr's shoulders
mitch johnson looking pale and tired
the crew from inside the nba in front of a very broken big screen
a pleasant koala wistfully contemplating bamboo as it stares off into the middle distance
an incredibly bad photoshop of dalton knecht as a knex set
cleveland cavaliers coach kenny atkinson, looking young and spry and large-chinned. a speciman.
the pokémon spoink as a bouncer, preventing two baby pokémon from entering a bar.
my poor baby dog, a pittie boxer mix, lying down in the vet’s waiting room covered in blankets and my jacket
a statue of skeleton elvis (named pelvis) hoists a sweatered guy fieri on his shoulder. a tired office worker photographs it, visible in reflection. his desk is a disaster.
highlighting the words “out ate” in an espn article on joey chestnut winning the 2023 hot dog eating contest
two images of jamie oliver; on the left, jamie now; on the right, jamie in the 90s
tweet from me in january of 2009 affirming (falsely) that i have the strength of two bears.