Doctor Eval

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Stupid middle aged white dude screaming forever into the void. Former spaghetti maker. Retired CEO of Starbecks.

A monkey with a baby monkey clinging onto her belly.
A monkey in the monkey forest in Ubud, Bali
The Pixies in concert in Melbourne. Loads of people in the mosh pit waving their arms while the band takes its bows.
Primate discovering the use of a bone as a weapon from 2001 a space odyssey, the pre-human primate representing the time i was born.
A still from Nicholas Cage in Dream Scenario
Exmouth national park, near turquoise bay and Ningaloo reef. The sun is setting and there’s a little tarp on the beach, rocks on either side of the beach leave a little gap where the sand runs down to the Indian Ocean.
It’s a bright blue hovercraft it consists of a big motor and a big flappy skirt that keeps the air in, and i bet it vibrates like crazy, don’t sue me
Clip of Spud from Trainspotting. Having a little taste of speed before his job interview.
Leslie Nielsen in Airplane speaking to elain. “A hospital? What is it? - it’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now”
A photo of our living room, little smiling kid in front of a green bookshelf holding toys, a tree branch as a makeshift Christmas tree, red brick floors, AGA stove in kitchen in the background, clerestory windows with bright sunlight outside.
A gumtree full of bats. Like there are a billion bats in this bat tree. They are all asleep hanging in the branches. With the blue sky in the background. There are many bat trees in Killy qld.
A photo of the beach with mottled clouds reflected on the water and a puppy and kid in the middle distance.
Hugh Laurie aka doctor House. On a bright orange sofa. It’s a bit baroque. Or snirckly, as my wife would say.
“Natto fermented soybeans” says the title but it looks like xenomorph vomit.
A poster for the “Ediswan” company, a black and white line drawing of a man sitting at a weird looking bench blowing glass
DONT OPEN THE BOX scene from the movie se7en
It’s Pac-Man. Imagine number 7 running around a dark nightclub snorfing all the other numbers, mistakenly thinking they were trips.
Otherworldly photo of puppy with mottled clouds reflected off the wet beach sand.
It’s Jake and Amy from Brooklyn 99
A whippet in a dinosaur jumpsuit. Photo taken at the local vet.
A poster for Rocky, but instead it says “Gary” for reasons I don’t remember any more.
It’s a home made pizza covered in rocket and balsamic glaze if you look closely it has salmon pieces and blue cheese on it too.
A bee on a flower
Kangaroo looking straight at the camera with bushland behind us.
A kangaroo and her Joey in the green grass that surrounded the house I miss the most.
Nice purple plants my wife knows what they are called I just think they’re pretty.
Spoodle at the beach
Archer, who loves ocelots, with an ocelot that has just mauled him
Truffles the Spoodle at the beach.
My banner image reading “where is my mind”
Title card for Quincy, ME - medical examiner TV show from the 80s
Famously ugly portrait of famously ugly Gina Rhinehart by Vincent Namatjira demonstrated without doubt she is as ugly on the inside as venom she spews through her ugly ugly Gina lips.
Very runny sous vide eggs on a slice of sourdough with some grilled cheese and garlic. Ok you can’t see the garlic.
Sunrise over the ocean with the sun reflecting in the water.
My Spoodle sleeping on my bed with his little legs sticking up like the cute munchkin that he is omg.
Mist covering the national park. Palm trees, mist, and the dawn sky in the background.
Lolly cigarettes from Australia.
Cloudy grey dawn sky with zigzagging highlights, framed by fairy lights from my garden, and trees
Rent boy diving into the worst toilet in Scotland to retrieve his opium suppository. Still from Trainspotting.
A diver holding a shark while apparently walking. The headline reads, “UniSC-led team discovers new species of walking shark”.
A photo of a sign somewhere in the UK saying, “Jamaican my Hungry - Caribbean Cuisine”
A large glowing orange orb, in a dark room, surrounded by people
Bialetti moka pot on my stove with green vertical tiles in the background.
A sign from Germany, I think it’s warning drivers that kids might be playing soccer in the street. But the soccer ball has been changed to look like an old timey bomb.
It’s my head, close up from behind, a bald and much younger white guy with a star tattoo on his scone, looking at an image of the US flag. This was taken in an art gallery somewhere in Europe.
Screenshot of this post and the following post from my feed, TeenagePhlebotomy saying “everyone with a lick of sense told you it would be this way”
Long shadows of human and puppy on the beach
Scene from Clerks movie with a girl asking how much something costs and a very large 99 cent sign behind her.
Truffles at the beach in majestic pose with the sun reflecting off water to the east.
Sunset in New Caledonia from my hotel balcony looking over the bay in Anse Vata
A very large spider that looks even larger because it’s actually on the shower glass and not on the wall that it looks like it’s on.
A saltwater crocodile in the mud near Victoria River in northern Australia.
A cassowary in a zoo in Cairns, Australia. Dappled sunlight in the background.
begbie, from Trainspotting, holding beer glasses before glassing someone.