Doctor Waffles

@doctorwaffles.bsky.social

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🇨🇦 Allegedly the grooviest pug in Canada. Just out here trying to be kind and share a giggle. You’ll know me by 🤎🐾 #animalcaucus

A pug prancing on a beach. “ Always be yourself. Unless you can be a pug. Then always be a pug “
Gritty ‘ when you saw only one set of footprints in the Zamboni dust, it was then that I carried you’
Pug before yoga (sad, tired and yuck.) Pug after yoga (rainbows, unicorned and super chill and happy)
Screenshot of me translating Evie’s Korean , which was exact . Boom 💥 for Evie!!!
Map of Canada covered coast to coast with the Montreal Canadians logo HABS!!!
RCMP officer holding a beaver
Tv showing CBC reporter wearing a Habs tie and red sports coat in front of the Bell Center before tonight’s BIG hockey game
Waffles, Canadian pug, arms raised saying Weekend. Photo by Pugz, naturally.
Email from bluesky suspending me because of pugs
Email from Blueskie finding me guilty and putting my sweet kind self in timeout
Pug in jail
Msg frm bluesky suspending me for 3 days because I said I loved the Saturday night guy you for trying
My wordle stats because woody obviously wants them He’s practically begging for my wordle stats
Justin Beiber singing at Coachella with his lil smile
Waffles, Canadian pug wearing glasses
Waffles, Canadian pug. This is her hynie for Pugz
List of the 10 commandments, otherwise known as shit Trump has done repeatedly. 1. Don’t post pics of yourself as Jesus or the pope, unless you’re actually Jesus or the pope 2. Don’t take god’s name in vain 3. Keep the sabbath holy (his Easter Sunday threat to wipe out an entire civilization comes to mind) 4. Honour your parents 5. Don’t kill 6. Dont cheat on your spouse 7. Don’t steal (he’s a pro) 8. Don’t lie about people 9. Don’t try to sleep with someone else’s spouse 10. Don’t be jealous of everything Barak Obama and Joe Biden accomplished and try to lie about it
Doctor Waffles (Canadian pug) face
‘I dream of Jeanie’ pic of Jeanie and Major Nelson in a rocket ship after getting married
Woody’s picture of himself (?) sitting at a kitchen table enjoying a frosty ipa. He has a beautiful doggo on his lap who is eyeing his bevvie. Emojis have been added to protect privacy.
Doctor Waffles, Canadian pug , back in her seat in front of the tv at home
Doctor Waffles, Canadian pug on office manager lady’s lap while the bill was being paid. Thought I was hired for a minute!
Queen Coleslaw with her beautiful brown and blue eyes
Internet Pug wearing purple crown and draped in luxury
The most epic apron ever in the history of the entire civilized/uncivilized world. An homage to Canada with moose, beavers, butter tarts, poutine, hockey, polar bears, maple syrup and a suitcase which I think represents immigration?
Baby waffles when no one was tired … ever
Olds timey dude with a red fitted sheet wrapped around his head, fashioning a head wrap hat situation
Waffles, Canadian pug getting dried off after a sink tubby
Druski in whiteface at a nascar event 🤣
Recipe for energy balls: 1 cup dates (soak 1st if they’re a bit dry) 1/2 c oats, 1/2 c peanut butter (no almond butter in this house) 1/4 c chia seeds add flax seeds too if u have them, 1 tsp vanilla, 1/4 c coconut, 1 tblsp cocoa powder , pinch of salt. Use a food processor if u have one, store in a container in the fridge. You colon is gonna love the chia and flax seeds ijs
Waffles, Canadian Pug with her tongue
Let Cuba live Image of fist in flag of Cuba punching Uncle Sam
Pug tattoo
Waffles with her arms up “ Weekend “
Wolfie, ruler of the internet and greater universe. His head is tipped back and he is laughing in an intriguing and somewhat menacing manner 👑
Unclench your jaw Soften your tongue Relax your eyes Roll down your shoulders Release your belly Take a deep breath
Andrés Giménez winning World Baseball Classic defeating the evil empire
Doctor Waffles, honourable Canadian Pug wearing a green bandanna in babushka fashion
Godzilla eating peeps
My first Robin sighting!! Little dude has no idea how enormous his emotional impact is. Out there changing lives
Meep A name I call myself
Team Canada advances to quarterfinals for the first time ever. EVER!
Cartoon of 2 people on sidewalk talking. “My desire to be well-in formed is currently at odds with my desire to remain same”
Pug facing the sun “ let the sunshine in”
Team Canada Paralympic men’s hockey captain
Waffles welcoming the weekend
Seagull staring ‘The fuck ‘
Charlie Brown : is he dead yet? Snoopy: no not yet Woodstock: fuck
Stuffed Orangutan
A heart with a ‘you are here’ tag in the center
Tell your dog I said hi hat Love it
Shots on net 35 ➡️ 17
Canadian flag being help up by 2 hockey sticks
Sidney Crosby our captain of everything
Canadian curling team playing for gold apparently GO CANADA 🇨🇦
Pug wearing sunglasses with the Cuban flag on the lenses
Baby pugz being pugz
Penguins protesting the illegal tariffs imposed on their good birds
Canada geese suited and booted ready for anything
CBC breaking news , drumps tariffs were illegal the entire time. Lolz who knew