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A girl sits across from her psychiatrist and says "Hey, dog... see, I've really been wanting to kill myself, and--" The psychiatrist interrupts her, shoving a medication script in her face: "SAY NO MORE!" he exclaims, "Here's a script for pure amphetamines!" the girl looks down at her script, labelled "meth", looks up, and mutters "J-- Just like that...?" Proud of himself, the psychiatrist replies, "Eyyyup! Just like that! Another one cured!" He leans back and thinks to himself, "Man, this job is easy!" Leaning in closer, he signals toward the door, and says "Okay, now get the fuck outta here, you're discharged."