dog riding turtle

@dogridingturtle.bsky.social

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half dog, half turtle. free dc

wikipedia thumbnail of Eratosthenes. the classical greek curly hair huge beard mostly bald head thing. lookin like a goddamn snack
pic of tag team doing the scoop there it is from that one geico ad. (if u have not seen it they are holding chocolate syrup over some blue bowls and ... honestly i forget the plot. but trust me that they are saying scoop there it is)
bernita got her bike-hating ass whooped
geoff on stage at the game awards with jigsaw from saw on a trike
muted words list. it's just platner Hasan stancil lol
basically what is described in the skeet lol