Christopher J. Teuton

@dogtreestudios.itch.io

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Game designer, artist, director, producer, and writer based out of Savannah, GA. Often found high up in trees or sleeping in sunbeams surrounded by dogs. He/Him. https://www.etsy.com/shop/DogTreeStudiosArt https://linktr.ee/christeuton

A man, poorly dressed for the desert heat in jeans, a black suit jacket, and a black Hawaiian shirt, extends his arms and opens his jaw in an expression he hopes conveys human joy in front of a banner advertising a tennis videogame. The man does not know that he will contract COVID at this party, nor does he yet know this bout of COVID will take away his sense of taste and smell completely. They will return, slowly, over the course of the next few years, but entirely changed, to the point where today nothing the man smells matches what those same things smelled like to the man then. It is a window into the past, a photo taken minutes before disaster. Later in the same night pictured here, the man will also meet Flavor Flav, and that will be the high point of his entire trip - apart from watching Tenet and Challengers on the airplane home.
Bart Simpson writing "What Elon Musk says is not news" over and over again on a blackboard in the hopes this news organization will understand that.
Bart Simpson in detention at the chalkboard writing "What Elon Musk says is not news"
a pen and ink and acrylic sketch of the interior of an arcade. There are many cabinets and everything is bathed in pink neon.
a watercolor painting of 4 lava lamps in different colors
a pen sketch of the fat racoon jimothy and a creepy looking bird with a can in its mouth
A yellow field with text reading "Ludology Now! What videogames can learn from the book Unreasonable Hospitality. A column by Christopher J. Teuton."
Christopher J Teuton Monthly Book Update MOORKNOT AND THE SERVICE Chapters Completed: 14 Pages Written: 156 Words Written: 52,255 Estimated Percentage Done: 65%-70% Estimated Completion Date: Nov. 17th New Additions: Now with more historically accurate sea shanties, Greek village folk songs, and 17th Century naval ballads. I got past that one part I was roadblocked on. Hard to say more. Don’t want to spoil. Also this format is bad for long sentences.
The Trinity nuclear text explosion as shown in Twin Peaks: The Return
A tiny man in a red shirt and blue jeans with no shoes is fishing inside a coffee cup
Watercolor pup-up art of a blue rabbit under a tree in the woods
red picture, black text drawn with mouse cursor reads "Your AI poster looks like SHIT"
watercolor painting cutout of a dog and a tree and the words "DOGTREE STUDIOS" underneath
An orca leaps into the air in front of a crowd while a ringmaster cheers in the background. It is fall.
Image of Xbox CEO Asha Sharma with text that reads: "XBOX CEO ASHA SHARMA APPOINTED TO US GOV FEDERAL RESERVE TASK FORCE THE SAME WEEK XBOX FIRES THOUSANDS OF WORKERS AND CLOSES MULTIPLE STUDIOS"
Saturn Devouring one of His Sons by Goya
A pastoral scene in the late evening with pink mountains in the background, a small red house, and a tree with a swing next to a road and a field of grass. In the foreground is a sign that reads "Danger: Land Mines"
Where does the moss come from? She said it’s called Spanish Moss, but it comes from Africa. No, I said, it wasn’t there on the tree before, where did it come from? She says it’s a mystery and I say I’ll google it and I go back to the computer and in a few minutes she’ll come back and if she asks what I found I’ll say ‘It’s a mystery.’ Only you, and I, and the others who read with us in spirit, will know that I wrote this instead of actually looking. Because she’s right, it is a mystery and when I go outside tomorrow I want the mystery to be there.
Mount Holly from Blue Prince painted on canvas
"It will happen soon When we do not expect it Then the dancing starts"
a rental truck full of ice with its name and number prominently displayed over the label LIVE: Trump gives a speech ahead of July 4th fireworks show in DC
Will Wright saying "YOU CAN'T PRESERVE DIGITAL-ONLY MEDIA LIKE THAT! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!" in SimCity 2000
meme of men holding swords together titled "games where you can shoot kkk/nazis" Mafia 3, RDR2, Wolfenstein, Sniper Elite, The Saboteur, and Omerta are mentioned
A watercolor painting of boats at harbor next to fancy pottery
An oil painting of zeppelins attacking a city while in the foreground a wooden house next to a lake is hosting a party. There is a person fishing and another person smoking a cigarette. The buildings are burning and there is a monster in the lake.
a watercolor painting of a man staring out a window as thousands of people angrily march below
A goose or a duck in the water
stefan from SNL with a speech bubble
the inevitability of death encapsulated by a pair of scissors approaching a plant with two screaming faces
man in canoe
a very handsome seven-year-old wearing mismatched socks from two different children's play businesses plays 1996's Quake on an Xbox Series S.
A painting of a ferry on the Savannah River as seen through dogwood trees.
Captain Larry Michael Teuton, born May 9th, 1954, died peacefully in his sleep on Sunday, May 7th, 2017, in the company of his loyal dogs and loving family. An electrician, master craftsman, pilot, and boat captain, Larry also holds the unique distinction of being right about nearly everything he has ever said. He is survived by his wife, Dori, who is a better woman than he ever deserved, and his son, Christopher, who knows that his father held no stock in obituaries.
Savannah Art Sale dogtreestudiosart.etsy.com Interested locals should email christopherjteuton@gmail.com to see more available paintings and cheaper delivery options
A large gun with legs titled : IRON NEST, HEAVY TURRET SIMULATOR
A pastel painting of a misty park in the evening
Three paintings, one of Mount Holly from Blue Prince, one of a town similar to Armadillo in RDR2, and one of an octorock coming out of a river. The address reads etsy.com/store/DogTreeStudiosArt
A collection of paintings and prints on a table with a black tablecloth