pace Meckley, it's amusing that a very similar event actually is kinda-sorta canonical, per John 2:14-15. Imagine a random Temple-goer: "Hey, Jesus! Whatcha doin'?" "Makin' a whip." "Oh. Huh. I, uh, I see that. Why?" "For whippin'." "Right..." <Goes about their business, nervously.>

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